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Mystical Mercenary

@mercofmultiversal.bsky.social
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#Fandomless/Multiverse #Parody #crackRp Muse has multiple personalities/identities aqa.link/Multiverse_Jesus13418 Light NSFW so don’t follow if not into that Relax not a heavily lewd or lewd focus ⚠️No minors,only mature/adult content⚠️

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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 4h
*the shadows eating muffins*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 10h
“Shame” *takes a bite of the meat*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“…….well fuck..nothing?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“I’m bored….you guys got any spare targets ?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*appears behind her*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Is that why you hav that body pillow of her?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*dances in the corner*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“My daddy taught me how to cover my tracks”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Me too!…..” *pulls out a rack of ribs*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*moon walks across then twerks*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*dances* “get nae nae”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“What we’re talking about again?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*watches while eating candy*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Yes” *waddles to the corner*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Green is my favorite tho”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Feel fuzzy too……I taste colors now”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Pants feel tight suddenly……”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*chugs it down* “say what?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*pulls out a handful of viagra then crushed into powder*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Too late”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“………heh, you lost against me”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*pours crack in my cup of tea*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*chugging down a bottle*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*waddles by*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I’m in danger”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Not even me?” *in the corner eating waffles*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“You got me going restless baby, ha cha cha cha!”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“What I am doing?…..fine I stay in bed then” *waddles back into her bed*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*dumping a brick of crack in a Red Bull can*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Just spankings, spitting and dirty pet names while cuddling”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“You take it well mama……hehe”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“That’s what you love about me and my shapeshifting dick”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Slap me and call me your little muffin top……what”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I never said it was my mouth or anything involving spitting “
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Good times……perhaps I should go back”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Reminds me of summer camp”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Now you need an Artificer”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Oh am I?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“But I’m enjoying the show”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Or was it a tie?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Gawd dayum, the bakery is open for business”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“So that’s a yes?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*exists*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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War Tycoon Flashbang Grenade Reveal
ALT: War Tycoon Flashbang Grenade Reveal
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Says the one who can’t beat his little his brother”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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حضن بو
ALT: حضن بو
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Brisket”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“When you wipe do you sometimes stab yourself?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*blank face as a raccoon climbs on my head* “this is Leon , he likes peaches”
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