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Mercenary Pen

@mercenarypen.bsky.social
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Author of TINICUM & EASTWICK: Environmental Justice and Racial Injustice in SW Philly. Writes at mercenarypen.substack.com/archive

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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@aptshadow.bsky.social “what if everyone was everyone else”, would be my elevator pitch for children of strife
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@jmingle.bsky.social hey I am really happy about your NYT piece on ticks. Finally people are taking it seriously. I don’t understand why deer culling/hunting wouldn’t help with the issue given how overpopulated they are in suburban areas.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Cool thanks. I assume they’d have detected the signal as well. More sophisticated instruments than Holt and the gang. Maybe they have their own simulation running. I have listened to Memory several times, it’s becoming my favorite in a lot of ways. Looking forward to the new book!
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
@aptshadow.bsky.social jus listened to children of memory again. Did the terraformers also fall into the engine? Is that why they’re no longer present?
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The last two episodes of that season are incredible, enjoy
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Congrats!
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
we act like they don’t exist, best we can do
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Sounds like how Americans put on shoes
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Alright expert, is it sock, sock, shoe, shoe Or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
“I never see you in the club” “Yeah well I never see you in the Library Arcana,”
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Every drawing my kids make is a miracle. I also just trashed fifty of them because you can only hang up so many miracles on the fridge.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
@aptshadow.bsky.social the most impressive thing about the final architecture trilogy is you continuing to find ways to describe Idris’ brain turning into pudding
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Why are we still putting up with toilet paper math? “1 roll = 7 rolls”, a package of 8 rolls is somehow 32 rolls. Paper towels don’t get a free pass on this one either, they’re just as bad.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
If you’re from Pittsburgh, Yintzes
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Make sure you put it aside so you can do a book of cut passages and sell it for $24.99!
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Adding it to the list and will look for “that part”
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I’ve wanted to read the book for awhile, any good? I’m a sucker for ocean tales
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The art is incredible
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After Dinner Conversation® @afterdinnerconversation.com · 14/02/2025
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Someone told me once “never wear a hat that has more personality than you do” and I think that was good advice
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Have you considered a fedora? You’d really be nailing smug at that point.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I have no idea what this is about at all, so no, not trying to be funny
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Can you give me the background on this? Sounds like some interesting intrigue.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I think that’s exactly it! The first one had kids but it worked way better, for some reason. Though I still like the set piece where the trex mommy and daddy try to rescue their little one. It’s vivid in my mind.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I think I read it in high school so it was amazing at the time
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Sitting at a stoplight in heavy traffic. 3 year old: Daddy keep driving. Me, in a teaching moment: We have to stop to let other people use the road, we are all sharing it together. 3 year old: DRIVE
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Haha yeah that was a great opener. Good kid maad city is in my top five hip hop albums
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Kendrick has some of the best wordplay out there. The Serena Williams bit was hilarious.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
That’s not a photo, it’s a blue heron
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Preach!
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Yeah that’s my problem, I hit a wall with all working out where I start getting injured. I may also splurge on some PT or a trainer, just to get someone to see me in real time
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Holy crap well then I’ve been running with the wrong form for sure. Not at all like that. More leaning forward and gasping haha. I’m going to try this as soon as the world isn’t covered in ice here in PA.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Super interesting, I guess it’s kind of like bro science in the gym! May have been common knowledge at one time but research changes the game.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Haha love it, inspired to do some running now. Blessed to have some trails near me that will be easier on me than pavement.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
That’s really interesting, the “I could walk faster” idea isn’t something I’ve practiced before. Would definitely work better.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I’m going to have to try to get into cardio again. My knees like biking better, but biking in PA in the winter months is kind of hellish!
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Aunt Hagatha @aunthagatha.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
#GenerationJones #GenJones #GenX #Memes #Meme
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Nice after watching the phillies fold up like a chair
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
ah okay well then maybe you can just hammer out a mythology book, could get a streaming service to stretch an adapted screenplay to the breaking point. Then you’ll really have made it.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
You just need a dozen endings to the trilogy ala scouring of the shire
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Oh yeah 100%. I deal with financials that require an audit trail. I have no idea what our auditor is going to say when someone says, “yes I approved that expense.” To which the auditor replies, “does a thumbs up like/love/winky face/reaction gif constitute approval within your organization?”
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I was talking with my wife about it because she likes emails on outlook or whatever. She said she wants to acknowledge to people that she read it. But I hate the idea that I now need to be constantly reporting whether I’m reading or not reading an email.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I think I was under the influence the first time I saw it and I almost lost my shit
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
That’s a good one. Forest Gump had the nostalgia going for it in a big way. Nobody is nostalgic for getting shot in the face or brought to the bdsm rape dungeon. Or maybe they are but it’s not most of the academy haha
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Right? It makes email into social media, just kill me now lol
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Crab Day has a lot of different meanings depending on who you are as a person.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It’s an obnoxious function of Teams
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. - Jack handey, deep thoughts
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I’m done with taking the award shows seriously, they’re a joke at this point. Have zero to do with actual American culture.
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Mercenary Pen @mercenarypen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
@laborjawn.bsky.social happy to have been featured on the podcast to talk my book. These guys are a class act. open.spotify.com/episode/63od...
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Tinicum & Eastwick - Interview with Will Caverly
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