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Mephistopheles

@mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social
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Philly sports fan, Melee player, and Battle for Bikini Bottom speedrunner. My mission in life is to murder Mr. Met.

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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not starting Wheeler was an obviously stupid decision and I am so glad Mattingly is going to be fired
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phils in 3
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is Stott so low in the lineup, this feels insane
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At least I have the $1000 pokemon card I dug out of my childhood collection today to distract me from the Eagles
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't want to see Dalton in another play ever
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so mad Crawford slid into first
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These 2 out RBI doubles that just barely miss the gloves of the Rays outfielders are so stressful
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have so little faith in this offense that I hope Edmundo steals third so he can score on a sac fly instead of relying on a hit
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Arraez was not even close to out of the baseline and the home plate ump shouldn't be able to call that when the first base ump who is right there didn't call it. As if Arraez getting hurt wasn't bad enough
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Putting Chase Shugart in with a one run lead in an extra inning is tantamount to forfeiting
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I really miss when the Phillies had a top bullpen
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Enter Alvarado and enter the collapse
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's funny hearing Ben Davis talk about how he doesn't like public pools and water parks because of sanitation issues. I disticnctly remember him ignoring health advisories during the wild fires and working out in the polluted air. He strikes me as the type of person who would be anti-vax
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I definitely think Harper was out, but there's way less evidence to overturn that call than there was to overturn the Turner out at 3rd call
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whoever is in the replay booth in New York needs to be fired, Turner was clearly safe
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This Phillies bullpen needs to be almost completely rebuilt from the ground up
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can't stand this fucking team
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That was unacceptable by Bohm
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Shugart's pitching the 10th? Game's over.
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The players better add ABS by default instead of a bullshit challenge system to their list of things to go on strike about next year
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Of course the Dodgers got Skubal
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Every Phillies relief pitcher is dogshit
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
God the Phillies are fucking embarrassing
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Did they miscount Contreras's swings somewhere? The broadcast had him at 7 HR with 2 left and then he hit his 8th and he still had 2, then missed his next one and still got another swing
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
These baseballs are cartoonishly juiced lmao
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I guess the planes for the flyby were circling near my cousins house prior to the national anthem because he was texting me about how they were harrassing him
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm a fan of his NPB team, so until he fucks over the Phillies somehow, he gets a pass from me
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The camera and mics not cutting to Ruben Amaro Jr when he's talkimg and instead just staying on TMac and Kruk sitting in awkward silence is 10/10
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I wasn't expecting "never buying another new playstation console again" on today's bingo card.
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I drove past the sports complex today. Seeing the parking for the World Cup game is $150 is horrifying.
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
WIP actually cut the "at the bank" part of Bedlam at the Bank in their intro sequence. What a bunch of clowns.
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Ok I was dreading the Nola start, but what do you mean the White Sox starter has a 20+ ERA?
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Marsh avoided the tag
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
ABS being a challenge system and not automatic is so fucking pathetic
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The steam deck price increase is actually ridiculous
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Why is the mlb app sharing fun facts like it's a ballpark scoreboard
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I love Castellanos, but he would never even get remotely close to that ball Garcia just caught.
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The Phillies would tie it just to look like a AA team in the 10th.
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I am actually stunned that the Phillies tied the game
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
SCHWARBER IS MY GOAT
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Exactly
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
5:15AM in Tokyo. Woke up before my alarm. Go Phillies.
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I don't know how but I completely forgot Zack Wheeler will retire after 2027. Now I'm even more mad they let Ranger walk.
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@panasonicdx4500.bsky.social is breaking containment
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'm thinking ABS should have been used in the WBC
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ok wait I just realized I think the funniest possible outcome in the WBC is Venezuela defeating the US in the finals
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I'm going to be so mad if this is true. Either way, they definitely should've resigned Bader
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Spoilers for Paranormasight The Mermaid's Curse Its so cool that when I booted up the title screen after finishing the game, Sobae is looking at me instead of towards the gate
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Mephistopheles @mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hilarious to me that the second game they showed was the coolest new announcement. And they also decided Todd Howard should close for some reason
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