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—melvin mozzarello

@melvinpizzapants.bsky.social
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A horrid Confection of jammy MDNI, pure l*wd dni. All art and sprites will be sourced officially or credited otherwise. This account will never be fleshed out.

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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[ Puts the blunt out. One hand on shoulder. ] * Elly, if I gave or even sold you weed, half the town would kill me and hide my body parts so far apart, they'll find me a hundred years in the future and somehow solve my case when all of us are dead. * And that's not even counting Carol.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[ NC ] * Fountain ain't hit like- ugh-- AUGHHUGH--
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Tom Scott Vaping: Epic Cloud
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
* Not giving the little Holiday weed. Not giving ANY of the kids weed.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[ Fucking cutscene merchants the attack??????? Keeps toking???? ]
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[ Bro's already toking. Welp-- ]
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[ ?C ] [ Somehow setting up a bong attached to a fucking Dark Fountain? No. No-- ]
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
* With all due respect, I'm not that dumb. * Carol is already an idea worse than death, so, uh... no thanks.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
jammy Yeah, I know my role, I'm here, I'm here. /silly /pos
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
* Nope.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
* Sorry, little buddy. Can't go to hell or wherever you are. All outta vacation days...
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
* I feel. Like I've been asleep for months. * Best nap of my life.
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PINKY AND THE GHOST @madkissycutie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dude you could have like. A pizza shield like Admiral America or something. And you could throw it at people.
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: || P”E”ZZA FREAK . @cynicalfeline.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
* Unfortunately, due to my job, my title of "Pizza Knight" would have to be "P'E'ZZA KN'E'GHT".
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
jammy You can really tell I hop on this account for the occasional bit.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
* “ALWAYS bet on Pizzapants Knight...”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
* “Always bet on Melvin Knight...”
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ. @find-her.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ. @find-her.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
carrie
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* It really is like helping a cat out of a jar. * It's over sooner than expected, though. * “GUH-” * “BUUHHH-” * “I think I saw things I wasn't meant to see...”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* ??? * Help him get the helmet of, for Angel's sake, this is just pitiful...
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friend deltarune funny cat gif but longer
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* Reflexively jumpscares.
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Deltarune Spamton Jumpscare Face
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* friendlaugh.ogg
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Deltarune Chapter 3: Friend Pixel Art
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* . . .
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “...nah, it wouldn't do anything.” * “I'm a doofus who can play the bass good.” * Puts on helmet.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Always...”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Heheh...” * “Always bet on Melvin Knight.” * Dumbass.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “SHHHSSHHSHHHH!!!” * “THINK OF THE DOLLARS, DAMN IT!” * “I mean- I was busy texting Pizzarina who I now know doesn't exist.” (lie)
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “NEVER bet on Melvin Knight.” * “Bet AGAINST Melvin Knight.” * “You'll win mad dollars, trust.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
*⠀T h e⠀W a r r i o r⠀.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* The Warrior
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Burn down Ice-E's.” * “My final message.” * “Goodbye...” * reversedcartoonsquelch.sfx * The Pizzapixel disappears... * For now.
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D. @nothingchanged.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* Melvin... I'll miss you, man. ▷ She touches her lighter to her chest, solemnly closing her eyes.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ. @find-her.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You heard the big man.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “If you guys don't sin this was all worthless, please, don't make this painless torture pointless.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Remember me... for my pizza's....” * “Not for the pants they made along the way...”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “I think it's late enough to be unhinged.” * All that's left from the smiting appears to be a pink Pizzapixel.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* * * Melvin leaves. * He's not about to get dragged into something convoluted. * That's never been his role in any story, and honestly, he's okay for that to stay the case for at least today.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “I can smell him from here, and I'm pretty sure my sense of smell is shot from Ice-E's.” * . . . * “Let's just- book it.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “He's your uncle, dude, he's your mooch to avoid.” * “I'm not givin' him a dime of my shitty paycheck.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Drunk guy. Definitely drunk guy.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “IT KEEPS HAPPENING-”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Psh. If god wanted to smite me, he would've already-” * “Aw, cheese.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
jamcat Coming from Plum's whole 5 reply long thing or Verdi's ongoing shenanigans to Melvin is always such a surprising treat.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Tobias Fawkes.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “radiation.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “fwug.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Yeah, both. Both is good.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* . . . * Melvin will contemplate this...
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