—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026[ Puts the blunt out. One hand on shoulder. ] * Elly, if I gave or even sold you weed, half the town would kill me and hide my body parts so far apart, they'll find me a hundred years in the future and somehow solve my case when all of us are dead. * And that's not even counting Carol. 010 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026[ NC ] * Fountain ain't hit like- ugh-- AUGHHUGH--static.klipy.comTom Scott Vaping: Epic CloudALT: Tom Scott Vaping: Epic Cloud 010 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026* Not giving the little Holiday weed. Not giving ANY of the kids weed. 010 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026[ Fucking cutscene merchants the attack??????? Keeps toking???? ] 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026[ ?C ] [ Somehow setting up a bong attached to a fucking Dark Fountain? No. No-- ] 120 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026* With all due respect, I'm not that dumb. * Carol is already an idea worse than death, so, uh... no thanks. 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026jammy Yeah, I know my role, I'm here, I'm here. /silly /pos 010 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026* Sorry, little buddy. Can't go to hell or wherever you are. All outta vacation days... 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026* I feel. Like I've been asleep for months. * Best nap of my life. 000 0
Reposted by —melvin mozzarelloPINKY AND THE GHOST @madkissycutie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dude you could have like. A pizza shield like Admiral America or something. And you could throw it at people. 122 0
Reposted by —melvin mozzarello: || P”E”ZZA FREAK . @cynicalfeline.bsky.social · 08/09/2026* Unfortunately, due to my job, my title of "Pizza Knight" would have to be "P'E'ZZA KN'E'GHT". 111 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026jammy You can really tell I hop on this account for the occasional bit. 011 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026* “ALWAYS bet on Pizzapants Knight...” 032 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026* “Always bet on Melvin Knight...” 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* It really is like helping a cat out of a jar. * It's over sooner than expected, though. * “GUH-” * “BUUHHH-” * “I think I saw things I wasn't meant to see...” 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* ??? * Help him get the helmet of, for Angel's sake, this is just pitiful...static.klipy.comfriend deltarune funny cat gif but longerALT: friend deltarune funny cat gif but longer 100 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* Reflexively jumpscares.static.klipy.comDeltarune Spamton Jumpscare FaceALT: Deltarune Spamton Jumpscare Face 100 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* friendlaugh.oggstatic.klipy.comDeltarune Chapter 3: Friend Pixel ArtALT: Deltarune Chapter 3: Friend Pixel Art 100 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “...nah, it wouldn't do anything.” * “I'm a doofus who can play the bass good.” * Puts on helmet. 100 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “Heheh...” * “Always bet on Melvin Knight.” * Dumbass. 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “SHHHSSHHSHHHH!!!” * “THINK OF THE DOLLARS, DAMN IT!” * “I mean- I was busy texting Pizzarina who I now know doesn't exist.” (lie) 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “NEVER bet on Melvin Knight.” * “Bet AGAINST Melvin Knight.” * “You'll win mad dollars, trust.” 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “Burn down Ice-E's.” * “My final message.” * “Goodbye...” * reversedcartoonsquelch.sfx * The Pizzapixel disappears... * For now. 010 0
Reposted by —melvin mozzarelloD. @nothingchanged.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* Melvin... I'll miss you, man. ▷ She touches her lighter to her chest, solemnly closing her eyes. 011 0
Reposted by —melvin mozzarelloᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ. @find-her.bsky.social · 21/07/2026You heard the big man. 022 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “If you guys don't sin this was all worthless, please, don't make this painless torture pointless.” 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “Remember me... for my pizza's....” * “Not for the pants they made along the way...” 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “I think it's late enough to be unhinged.” * All that's left from the smiting appears to be a pink Pizzapixel. 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* * * Melvin leaves. * He's not about to get dragged into something convoluted. * That's never been his role in any story, and honestly, he's okay for that to stay the case for at least today. 100 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “I can smell him from here, and I'm pretty sure my sense of smell is shot from Ice-E's.” * . . . * “Let's just- book it.” 100 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “He's your uncle, dude, he's your mooch to avoid.” * “I'm not givin' him a dime of my shitty paycheck.” 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “Drunk guy. Definitely drunk guy.” 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* “Psh. If god wanted to smite me, he would've already-” * “Aw, cheese.” 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026jamcat Coming from Plum's whole 5 reply long thing or Verdi's ongoing shenanigans to Melvin is always such a surprising treat. 000 0
—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* . . . * Melvin will contemplate this... 010 0