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—melvin mozzarello

@melvinpizzapants.bsky.social
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A horrid Confection of jammy MDNI, pure l*wd dni. All art and sprites will be sourced officially or credited otherwise. This account will never be fleshed out.

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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[ NC ] * Fountain ain't hit like- ugh-- AUGHHUGH--
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Tom Scott Vaping: Epic Cloud
ALT: Tom Scott Vaping: Epic Cloud
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
* Not giving the little Holiday weed. Not giving ANY of the kids weed.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[ ?C ] [ Somehow setting up a bong attached to a fucking Dark Fountain? No. No-- ]
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
* With all due respect, I'm not that dumb. * Carol is already an idea worse than death, so, uh... no thanks.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
jammy Yeah, I know my role, I'm here, I'm here. /silly /pos
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
* Sorry, little buddy. Can't go to hell or wherever you are. All outta vacation days...
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
* I feel. Like I've been asleep for months. * Best nap of my life.
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PINKY AND THE GHOST @madkissycutie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dude you could have like. A pizza shield like Admiral America or something. And you could throw it at people.
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: || P”E”ZZA FREAK . @cynicalfeline.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
* Unfortunately, due to my job, my title of "Pizza Knight" would have to be "P'E'ZZA KN'E'GHT".
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
jammy You can really tell I hop on this account for the occasional bit.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
* “ALWAYS bet on Pizzapants Knight...”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
* “Always bet on Melvin Knight...”
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ. @find-her.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ. @find-her.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
carrie
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “...nah, it wouldn't do anything.” * “I'm a doofus who can play the bass good.” * Puts on helmet.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Always...”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Heheh...” * “Always bet on Melvin Knight.” * Dumbass.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “SHHHSSHHSHHHH!!!” * “THINK OF THE DOLLARS, DAMN IT!” * “I mean- I was busy texting Pizzarina who I now know doesn't exist.” (lie)
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “NEVER bet on Melvin Knight.” * “Bet AGAINST Melvin Knight.” * “You'll win mad dollars, trust.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
*⠀T h e⠀W a r r i o r⠀.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* The Warrior
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Burn down Ice-E's.” * “My final message.” * “Goodbye...” * reversedcartoonsquelch.sfx * The Pizzapixel disappears... * For now.
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D. @nothingchanged.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* Melvin... I'll miss you, man. ▷ She touches her lighter to her chest, solemnly closing her eyes.
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ. @find-her.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You heard the big man.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “If you guys don't sin this was all worthless, please, don't make this painless torture pointless.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Remember me... for my pizza's....” * “Not for the pants they made along the way...”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “I think it's late enough to be unhinged.” * All that's left from the smiting appears to be a pink Pizzapixel.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “I can smell him from here, and I'm pretty sure my sense of smell is shot from Ice-E's.” * . . . * “Let's just- book it.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “He's your uncle, dude, he's your mooch to avoid.” * “I'm not givin' him a dime of my shitty paycheck.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Drunk guy. Definitely drunk guy.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “IT KEEPS HAPPENING-”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Psh. If god wanted to smite me, he would've already-” * “Aw, cheese.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
jamcat Coming from Plum's whole 5 reply long thing or Verdi's ongoing shenanigans to Melvin is always such a surprising treat.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Tobias Fawkes.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “fwug.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* . . . * Melvin will contemplate this...
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Ok.” * He's thought this for like, his entire tenure there.
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* “Dear Angel...” * “Not 𝕥𝕙𝕖 dreaded 𝕘𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕣...”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
* . . .
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
* “You and us all, Dess.” * Said in an endearing, friend-group kind of way, of course. * “You and us all...”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
* “No, but it's still funny.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
* “SO WHAT, AT LEAST I ADMIT I'M A FREAK!” * “AND I'M SURE AS HELL SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF OTHERS!” * “Not a single person in this town is normal.” * Long puff... * “Angel, I love it here.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
* “That's. That's just Asriel.” * “That's the kind of reflex you get when you're a weird kid at ANY point in your life.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
* “Oh, you were serious. My bad.” * “Mirrors wanting to make out with each other.” * “Again.” * “You know, the usual around here.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
* “Don't make me pull out the dollar store bass again, motherfucker.”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
* “Azzy, you clocked in so fast-” * “I can't deny, that was kinda hilarious...”
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—melvin mozzarello @melvinpizzapants.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
* “You're on the path, my dear friend.” * “I can see it in those eyes.” * “With my own SPECIAL eyes.”
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