Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Have children they said. Children will children. 100
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Not every relative needs to be known. Some should be forgotten. Same for any relationship, but you have to actually work for the relationships you want to keep. It's just like teeth. Only brush the teeth you want to keep. She don't get it. I get why. But my god. It's frustrating to see. 170
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My daughter has never lost a loved one who should be alive. She takes the alive for granted. I can't be too mad bc I used to be like that. It's so frustrating bc she's going to learn the hard way. 260
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Can't even say we had a good run. We've been terrible to Earth. 020
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It'll be 100. In October. The planet really dying y'all. We'll roast off it first, but damn. 1120
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Finally made it home. Bra off. Life seems worth living again. 1110
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am such a millennial mom, my son texted "Momma" and I replied, "Not my government name." 0110
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Despite my bitching and moaning, I have managed to keep my job and still go to it--6, almost 7 months. This is a feat. Being a writer absolutely spoiled in my formative. I worked from home before it was actually a thing. Traditional work was absolute torture. 1141
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am wearing a hoodie for comfort. Hood up. Last Airbender playing quietly. I am very lucky I can do this at my job. But my fucking goodness, I need it to be 5 already. 0140
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And it's wild to me how folks act about him and yet none are tripping over themselves to put his name on anything. Almost like... 010
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It it a building where you give and receive respect. He will never be celebrated there without a check. 050
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There are a lot of hot takes about why that orange turd is determined is to tear down the JFK Center. I can't help but think it's a hub of celebrating talent. You can have money, connections, but you are only honored there if you have substance. 2111
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Don't remind me. It's going to be a long, wet winter. 020
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Why is everybody and they momma calling about their insurance today. Lemme loose. 2120
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My boss refuses to remember anyone's birthday, but he celebrates everyone on his. Sent an Amazon GC. I have never spent free money so fast. 1140
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One of the most important questions I have had to ask myself is, did I burn out hyperfocusing on a game or did the shitty game development (or even rpg) make me give up? 060
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My mother thinks I am joking when I say I will tell my children she passed away on *my* deathbed. My grief gone be bad enough. Then I have to tell THEM. Grandma's baby ass kids?static.klipy.comGet Somebody Else To Do ItAlt: Get Somebody Else To Do It 030
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have learned, from my heart exploding from cuteness, that beaver babies are otter adjacent. I can't take the dopamine hit. 0100
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I am incredibly lucky my kids ain't thieves. They got my passwords to everything. Sometimes I have to ask them what my password is on certain accounts. 040
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Thank you for taking one for the team. That 100+ weather was draining my soul. I will keep cool thoughts for you. 130
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026High of 81. IS SUMMER FINALLY FUCKING OVER? Thank fuck.static.klipy.comTulip Olsen Crying in Infinity TrainALT: Tulip Olsen Crying in Infinity Train 190
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have, but it's still hard to be an elder when I'm just a girl. 120
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My son has had a few events at his house this year. I've gone to show my face and catch up. He has a lot of friends from like sophomore year in HS. Yes, even at 22 and everyone's lives lifing. And it's always a shock to my system that I am treated as Mom. An elder.static.klipy.comJennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean?Alt: Jennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean? 1120
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I can't sleep bc peri. But like, also, i imagine if Freddie Mercury and Prince had a song. 1110
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My DD watched Clue on repeat, with all the possible endings. Repeat. I refuse to tell her HE passed. I know she hasn't put two and two together. She has not called me crashing out. Get somebody else to do it. 0110
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In other news: I have come to grips with 40 acres and a mule was always a shit promise. How can you promise 40 acres of land you shouldn't even be on? You don't own either. !!! 150
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Someone called God Big Sandals. As in Big Pharma. Big Beef.static.klipy.comMan's Expressive ReactionAlt: Man's Expressive Reaction who is speechless 040
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Today's souvenir. I think in the entire state, outside of a zoo, there is a single alligator to be found. Had to buy it for the novelty. 050
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I can turn on a tv show and go at it. Probably, the most important fact is that they are adorable. Visually cute while being comfortable. I have tried other options, but this one is the best. I am only sad more sizes aren't available. *will cross-post on other SM. 040
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I am absolutely showing my age here. I can't intuitively figure out how to leave a review. So... measuredandslow.studio/shop/hdcjnyc... These crochet hooks are 10/10. I have typed most of my career, so crocheting is hard on my body. With these, crocheting is a breeze.measuredandslow.studioIce Cream Crochet Hooks — Measured and SlowCute and functional, these hooks will let you crochet in comfort! The grip is 3D printed, sanded smooth, and finished with food-grade wax for shine and a comfortable hold. The hooks are tapered alumin... 2101
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Proof they like gag gift. DD wore it without prompting. 0110
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026So for my kids's b-day I got them shirts that said Thing 1 and Thing 2. (Born on the same day, 5 yrs apart.) My son is upset his shirt doesn't fit. It was a gag gift, but my child actually likes it?static.klipy.comDog Crying Meme: Doggo CrysALT: Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys 2130
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Dear *god*, *universe* , *lobster monster*, let 5 pm come quickly. Amen. 1150
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I can't do old games. While playing them I remember why I rage quit most of them. I need a therapy session for Mario 2. "You mean to tell me if I lose all my lives I gotta start at beginning!!!" 110
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026No. She doesn't have money like that. But, her birthday is a national holiday. And she'll be goddamned to work. I wholeheartedly win the parent game. 190
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026So, yes. It has been used against me. The second one, and the one I am most proud, "My birthday is a national holiday." My DD has taken the whole week off. Yes, even in this economy. 190
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026In case y'all were wondering, I picked up Potion Permit to fill in my off work weekend. I am pertually influenced by Animal Crossings and Stardew Valley. (Fetch/Farm games.) 120
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Unfortunately, getting the game from the library is paying her. She gets the "first" purchase. If it is borrowed enough, she'll get more money, bc the library would have to "buy" it again. 100
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Living life, a good life, requires some form of entertainment. I do have to game. I just don't have to game THIS GAME. 010
