Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 6hFinally made it home. Bra off. Life seems worth living again. 1110
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am such a millennial mom, my son texted "Momma" and I replied, "Not my government name." 0110
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Despite my bitching and moaning, I have managed to keep my job and still go to it--6, almost 7 months. This is a feat. Being a writer absolutely spoiled in my formative. I worked from home before it was actually a thing. Traditional work was absolute torture. 1141
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am wearing a hoodie for comfort. Hood up. Last Airbender playing quietly. I am very lucky I can do this at my job. But my fucking goodness, I need it to be 5 already. 0140
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There are a lot of hot takes about why that orange turd is determined is to tear down the JFK Center. I can't help but think it's a hub of celebrating talent. You can have money, connections, but you are only honored there if you have substance. 2111
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Why is everybody and they momma calling about their insurance today. Lemme loose. 2120
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My boss refuses to remember anyone's birthday, but he celebrates everyone on his. Sent an Amazon GC. I have never spent free money so fast. 1140
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One of the most important questions I have had to ask myself is, did I burn out hyperfocusing on a game or did the shitty game development (or even rpg) make me give up? 060
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My mother thinks I am joking when I say I will tell my children she passed away on *my* deathbed. My grief gone be bad enough. Then I have to tell THEM. Grandma's baby ass kids?static.klipy.comGet Somebody Else To Do ItAlt: Get Somebody Else To Do It 030
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have learned, from my heart exploding from cuteness, that beaver babies are otter adjacent. I can't take the dopamine hit. 0100
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I am incredibly lucky my kids ain't thieves. They got my passwords to everything. Sometimes I have to ask them what my password is on certain accounts. 040
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026High of 81. IS SUMMER FINALLY FUCKING OVER? Thank fuck.static.klipy.comTulip Olsen Crying in Infinity TrainALT: Tulip Olsen Crying in Infinity Train 190
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My son has had a few events at his house this year. I've gone to show my face and catch up. He has a lot of friends from like sophomore year in HS. Yes, even at 22 and everyone's lives lifing. And it's always a shock to my system that I am treated as Mom. An elder.static.klipy.comJennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean?Alt: Jennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean? 1120
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I can't sleep bc peri. But like, also, i imagine if Freddie Mercury and Prince had a song. 1110
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My DD watched Clue on repeat, with all the possible endings. Repeat. I refuse to tell her HE passed. I know she hasn't put two and two together. She has not called me crashing out. Get somebody else to do it. 0110
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In other news: I have come to grips with 40 acres and a mule was always a shit promise. How can you promise 40 acres of land you shouldn't even be on? You don't own either. !!! 150
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Someone called God Big Sandals. As in Big Pharma. Big Beef.static.klipy.comMan's Expressive ReactionAlt: Man's Expressive Reaction who is speechless 040
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Today's souvenir. I think in the entire state, outside of a zoo, there is a single alligator to be found. Had to buy it for the novelty. 050
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I am absolutely showing my age here. I can't intuitively figure out how to leave a review. So... measuredandslow.studio/shop/hdcjnyc... These crochet hooks are 10/10. I have typed most of my career, so crocheting is hard on my body. With these, crocheting is a breeze.measuredandslow.studioIce Cream Crochet Hooks — Measured and SlowCute and functional, these hooks will let you crochet in comfort! The grip is 3D printed, sanded smooth, and finished with food-grade wax for shine and a comfortable hold. The hooks are tapered alumin... 2101
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026So for my kids's b-day I got them shirts that said Thing 1 and Thing 2. (Born on the same day, 5 yrs apart.) My son is upset his shirt doesn't fit. It was a gag gift, but my child actually likes it?static.klipy.comDog Crying Meme: Doggo CrysALT: Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys 2130
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Dear *god*, *universe* , *lobster monster*, let 5 pm come quickly. Amen. 1150
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026In case y'all were wondering, I picked up Potion Permit to fill in my off work weekend. I am pertually influenced by Animal Crossings and Stardew Valley. (Fetch/Farm games.) 120
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You cannot truly know the parent you were until your kids grow up. Can't know the lessons or sayings that stuck. Mine? "If your glasses are not on your face, they should be in your case." This one in my hh is, "You got McDonald's money?" 180
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I play a lot of games on my Switch. I keep asking for games recs. "Play Hogwart Legacy." BUT WILL THAT CUNT GET A DIME? I refuse. I don't care how good it is. I fucking refuse to her another penny. 4727315
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Getting a job that currently pays all the bills, it's kind of amazing how I my every day anxiety has lessened. Who knew? 1230
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026A car didn't see me on my scooter. I braked but not fast enough. We collided. I stayed on the ground to check myself. Thankfully, I was fine. I got up. And in that moment, I fucked up. And I realized it. I could have gotten the day off and a pay day. All in one.static.klipy.comUnforgettable Love: Xiao Bao Reflects on MistakesALT: Unforgettable Love: Xiao Bao Reflects on Mistakes 7170
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'm late. I'm late. I know I am late. But Murderbot being white in the movie is throwing me. That's bc I listened and relistened to the audiobooks so much. 5 times, 100 times. And narrator isstatic.klipy.comPower2the People Blackity Black AfroALT: Power2the People Blackity Black Afro 080
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I have worked for every penny this week. It's only Tuesday. 2160
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The AI accusations are wild--from author to student. AI literally stole from every author on the planet. Every published paper by scientists, psychologist, etc. Of course it looks like AI bc AI is based on humanity. 1326
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Oomph. I am absolutely taking an hour lunch today. Everybody and they mama calling about something. Leave me alone. Stop making me work.static.klipy.comCute Cartoon Character CryingALT: Cute Cartoon Character Crying 070
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026My first lesson about writing was re-reading The Giving Tree with adult eyes. As a child, I saw this as a story where someone/something would support you at every major moment of your life. I read this story through the tree's perspective. The tree couldn't go to its wedding. Its rooted. 150
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Another week where I can mark myself safe from work. 190
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My mother is currently living with me. She wants to feel useful and not like a leech, so I don't stop her when she wants to buy things or cook. I know the feeling. She wanted to buy the month's supply of toilet paper. Didn't fight it. But I forgot. She is a 60+ yr loyal customer of Scott's. 280
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026What does hyperfocusing (and maybe a little dissociation) looks like? I bought this game on Saturday. 150
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I am going to sound so neurodivergent when I say this, but cars don't sound same. I don't like it. A car should sound like a car, not a hoverboard. 0190
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026What I learned early about DNFs, I learned from my 7th grade computer science teacher. We had report what we were reading and give a summary. I can't remember what I was saying that gave I am hate reading, but it did. Finally I said, I give up on reading this book. 1110
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Me to my DD: Oh, no. I can't seem to play on my gaming laptop. I guess I just have to buy a new game to play on my Switch. DD:static.klipy.comTye: You Know We Don't Believe You, Right?ALT: Tye: You Know We Don't Believe You, Right? 080
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The biggest conflict between my mother and I is how she tried to convince me to go to a Southern college. She swears that she presented leaving California to go to North/South Carolina, Georgia, Louisiana--the South-- as if you go, I will go. Fucking lies. 150
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I am once again reminded that my life is for me now, and I have no idea what to do with it. I am considering it lack of practice. 2160
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Why is 5 o'clock a thousand minutes away?!!!! *it is only 16 mins awaystatic.klipy.comCrying In The Corner Cry In CornerAlt: Crying In The Corner Cry In Corner 180
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Here's what's wild. Remember the ScootMcGoot my DD bought me? So I could get to and from work w/out a veh? It has taught me why certain ppl just live riskier (insert what have you) lives. To someone on the outside, it's like what did you expect? But the more you do the thing w/out consequences.. 140
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I did my first and second official insurance quote today. I feel so official as an agent now. 2210
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The biggest problem with the doodoo parasite for me is that I am lactose intolerant. "If you eat this, you are going to regret being alive. You'll regret it on the toilet. " That's just a Tuesday when I have a pizza craving. #doodooYOLO 2120
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Me: Ugh. Do I have to work? My bills:static.klipy.comYes Bitch Jonica GibbsALT: Yes Bitch Jonica Gibbs 0162
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026As some of y'all know, my daddy and I talk about politics. Yesterday I called him and we talked shit about the turtle. Usually, we wouldn't talk for a week or two. That man called me at 8 in the morning. He wanted to be sure I knew. I was like sir. You outta be glad I didn't call you at 1 a.m. 2240
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey kickes it too? Buying a lottery ticket. 0121
Melissa Blue @melthegreat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Is it finally coming out the turtle couldn't turn back over to its belly?static.klipy.comGandalf: Hope is KindledALT: Gandalf: Hope is Kindled 1130
Reposted by Melissa BlueBeth P @pickettphd.bsky.social · 11/07/202620+ books is not small! In case you missed your appearance on my list the other day: bsky.app/profile/pick... 131
