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andy [known agitator]

@meltedmasks.me
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Brain Worms (brainworms.me) | Fragments TTRPG System | #mediacrit | writer, designer | he/him | Wellington, Aotearoa currently playing: Obra Dinn || Elden Ring || Zenless Zone Zero

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Ann Fry 🍀 @annfryillu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art
Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.
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Bex Glendining 🍃 @lgions.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
welcome, leon
digital illustration of leon kennedy from resident evil. RE2R Leon's back is to the viewer in the foreground. he points his torch into the RPD office which is a mess. in the middle is what would have been his desk. behind the desk is RE9 leon, who is looking back at his younger self. behind him is the ARK hallway. the 'welcome leon' banner is hanging fro the ceiling.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 25/09/2026
crazy to me that executives need personal assistants, bro your job is already "personal assistant but lazy and rich"
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 23/09/2026
"if you don't use AI you'll be left behind" prove it and leave already
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 23/09/2026
is there a game with a kick button that is also scary? it's hard to imagine being scared in a situation where you can kick someone any time you want stomps don't count, stomping is a valid fear response
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 22/09/2026
my favourite stage of grief is anger, and i like to weave that into all the other stages to really make them pop; bargaining? weak as hell, but angry bargaining? now we're getting somewhere
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 21/09/2026
art is a series of fucked up little guys
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 20/09/2026
i want to start a contracting service where i write all the little descriptions on the items, armor, treasure, junk, weapons in your game for a very reasonable fee
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 18/09/2026
crunchy nut cornflakes are like if frosties grew up and were forced to get an office job; eating them feels like mondays
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Umbrella Corporation Updates @umbrellacorphq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We've heard your feedback about the number of rats in our products. As of September 10th, Umbrella health product labels will include a rat disclosure. Rats are a powerful tool, and we're committed to exploring the limitless potential of putting rats inside of other things.
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 15/09/2026
they should make a Princess Daisy game that's just about her kicking the shit out of people
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 15/09/2026
things are looking rough for Ed Sheeran, star of HBO's Game of Thrones
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 14/09/2026
thinking about how weapon durability in LoZ: Breath of the Wild was a really good choice
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 14/09/2026
New Zealand is a country running entirely on "if you feel like it" rules, which is so, so annoying
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 14/09/2026
my daughter discussing religion: "if gay people cause earthquakes then my high school is going to fall into the ocean"
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 14/09/2026
what are some video game characters who slouch or have otherwise bad posture? i'm working on something
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 13/09/2026
oh your art is messy and full of mistakes? it doesn't mirror properly? the proportions are weird because you grew up on a mix of anime and 3D platformers? you drew on the wrong layer and now the highlights are weird? that rules, dude, show me more; a horrible computer could never make that
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there she is again
2 poses of a purple jester character. one is kneeling, the other is standing while leaning over with her arms out
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Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
Button prompt to press Z to talk to Midna
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 13/09/2026
when you're about to wind down for the last hour of a very intense day but your child is suddenly experiencing a severe anxiety attack
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 10/09/2026
fucked up house
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 09/09/2026
steam achievement leaks have unfortunately revealed the exact day that you will die in real life
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 09/09/2026
instead of remaking Ocarina of Time i kind of wish they would do literally anything else, i wish the creative energies of human beings weren't so often inextricably bound to the desperate memories of art that was FINISHED decades ago oh link looks too wet? link looks fucking tired, let him rest
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 09/09/2026
steam achievement leaks have unfortunately revealed the exact day that you will die in real life
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 08/09/2026
audiences and writers should both understand that "narratively satisfying" and "satisfying" are not the same; a story should not go the way you want it to go, it should go where it needs to go to suit the ideas, themes, characters
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#pixelart
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 08/09/2026
“You are alone. There’s such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail.” is such a brutal and beautifully human insult
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 08/09/2026
live assassination of Mario
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 08/09/2026
genAI isn't getting smarter but people in the vicinity of it are getting dumber so i can see how they might be confused
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 08/09/2026
RT if you like big butts and you cannot lie
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 06/09/2026
the people who vocally support genAI always turn out to be pretty insufferable outside of that opinion too, and i think that's nice
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Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 02/09/2026
i really cooked with this one
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 01/09/2026
we already have a "good" Scrooge and he's a duck
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 30/08/2026
every day i hope to play a card game that is as good as Triple Triad, and every day i am disappointed *sad mouth harp noises*
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
mario needs to go back to doing fucked up shit like tearing a squid's tentacles off with his bare hands
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
eXistenZ (1999)
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 30/08/2026
actually beautiful; stories are society's connective tissue
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 30/08/2026
the official community support program in New Zealand (Neighbourhood Support) has a cop right in the centre of the logo, and i can't think of anything less supportive do you perhaps think there might be a lot of communities that Don't Like The Police??? ?
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 27/08/2026
you should have to come out as straight if you are straight, i think
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 27/08/2026
i like the phrase "good egg" to describe a decent person but i think we should start calling rubbish people "bad eggs" everyone is some kinda egg tbh
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 27/08/2026
yeah i'm excited for GTA Glorifying Tim Curry's Acting
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Grim Wilkins @grimwilkins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Travels
Illustration of a colossal statue/ possibly long-dead giant with huge tree branches emerging from its lower jaw. In the foreground, a young woman and a large goat creature that is wearing saddlebags walk along a big tree branch. The trees are burgundy, the sky in the backgeound is deep yellow, and the giant and the foreground characters are bluish green
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 21/08/2026
the best pokemon designs are the ones that look like a kid drew them; duck with angry eyebrows, purple goo with a face, happy triangle, ball of gas, scared fish
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 21/08/2026
when i am annoyed at an organisation, to make myself feel better i like to go to their website and mentally mark up how many bad things i would demand they fix if i was in their comms team
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 20/08/2026
if i see you wearing Meta Glasses i am going to slap them right off your stupid ugly face
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 20/08/2026
work: "answer some fun questions about yourself for the monthly branch email! what's a fashion choice you regret?" me: "to support my example, i will now discuss Kafka's The Metamorphosis"
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 17/08/2026
this thread is about fictional vegetables
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andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 17/08/2026
this thread is about fictional vegetables
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