Reposted by andy [known agitator]Ann Fry 🍀 @annfryillu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art 6498853595
Reposted by andy [known agitator]Bex Glendining 🍃 @lgions.bsky.social · 29/09/2026welcome, leon 82047656
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 25/09/2026crazy to me that executives need personal assistants, bro your job is already "personal assistant but lazy and rich" 120
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 23/09/2026"if you don't use AI you'll be left behind" prove it and leave already 041
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 23/09/2026is there a game with a kick button that is also scary? it's hard to imagine being scared in a situation where you can kick someone any time you want stomps don't count, stomping is a valid fear response 111
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 22/09/2026my favourite stage of grief is anger, and i like to weave that into all the other stages to really make them pop; bargaining? weak as hell, but angry bargaining? now we're getting somewhere 000
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 20/09/2026i want to start a contracting service where i write all the little descriptions on the items, armor, treasure, junk, weapons in your game for a very reasonable fee 241
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 18/09/2026crunchy nut cornflakes are like if frosties grew up and were forced to get an office job; eating them feels like mondays 120
Reposted by andy [known agitator]Umbrella Corporation Updates @umbrellacorphq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We've heard your feedback about the number of rats in our products. As of September 10th, Umbrella health product labels will include a rat disclosure. Rats are a powerful tool, and we're committed to exploring the limitless potential of putting rats inside of other things. 22112
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 15/09/2026they should make a Princess Daisy game that's just about her kicking the shit out of people 151
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 15/09/2026things are looking rough for Ed Sheeran, star of HBO's Game of Thrones 000
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 14/09/2026thinking about how weapon durability in LoZ: Breath of the Wild was a really good choice 150
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 14/09/2026New Zealand is a country running entirely on "if you feel like it" rules, which is so, so annoying 220
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 14/09/2026my daughter discussing religion: "if gay people cause earthquakes then my high school is going to fall into the ocean" 010
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 14/09/2026what are some video game characters who slouch or have otherwise bad posture? i'm working on something 011
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 13/09/2026oh your art is messy and full of mistakes? it doesn't mirror properly? the proportions are weird because you grew up on a mix of anime and 3D platformers? you drew on the wrong layer and now the highlights are weird? that rules, dude, show me more; a horrible computer could never make that 121996706
Reposted by andy [known agitator]Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman 5793852925
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 13/09/2026when you're about to wind down for the last hour of a very intense day but your child is suddenly experiencing a severe anxiety attack 001
Reposted by andy [known agitator]andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 09/09/2026steam achievement leaks have unfortunately revealed the exact day that you will die in real life 053
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 09/09/2026instead of remaking Ocarina of Time i kind of wish they would do literally anything else, i wish the creative energies of human beings weren't so often inextricably bound to the desperate memories of art that was FINISHED decades ago oh link looks too wet? link looks fucking tired, let him rest 160
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 09/09/2026steam achievement leaks have unfortunately revealed the exact day that you will die in real life 053
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 08/09/2026audiences and writers should both understand that "narratively satisfying" and "satisfying" are not the same; a story should not go the way you want it to go, it should go where it needs to go to suit the ideas, themes, characters 121
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 08/09/2026“You are alone. There’s such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail.” is such a brutal and beautifully human insult 032
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 08/09/2026genAI isn't getting smarter but people in the vicinity of it are getting dumber so i can see how they might be confused 141
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 06/09/2026the people who vocally support genAI always turn out to be pretty insufferable outside of that opinion too, and i think that's nice 020
Reposted by andy [known agitator]Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026 2450241803
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 01/09/2026we already have a "good" Scrooge and he's a duck 051
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 30/08/2026every day i hope to play a card game that is as good as Triple Triad, and every day i am disappointed *sad mouth harp noises* 110
Reposted by andy [known agitator]Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026mario needs to go back to doing fucked up shit like tearing a squid's tentacles off with his bare hands 0422137
Reposted by andy [known agitator]ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 30/08/2026eXistenZ (1999) 315929
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 30/08/2026actually beautiful; stories are society's connective tissue 060
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 30/08/2026the official community support program in New Zealand (Neighbourhood Support) has a cop right in the centre of the logo, and i can't think of anything less supportive do you perhaps think there might be a lot of communities that Don't Like The Police??? ? 020
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 27/08/2026you should have to come out as straight if you are straight, i think 130
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 27/08/2026i like the phrase "good egg" to describe a decent person but i think we should start calling rubbish people "bad eggs" everyone is some kinda egg tbh 110
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 27/08/2026yeah i'm excited for GTA Glorifying Tim Curry's Acting 071
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 21/08/2026the best pokemon designs are the ones that look like a kid drew them; duck with angry eyebrows, purple goo with a face, happy triangle, ball of gas, scared fish 131
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 21/08/2026when i am annoyed at an organisation, to make myself feel better i like to go to their website and mentally mark up how many bad things i would demand they fix if i was in their comms team 010
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 20/08/2026if i see you wearing Meta Glasses i am going to slap them right off your stupid ugly face 130
andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 20/08/2026work: "answer some fun questions about yourself for the monthly branch email! what's a fashion choice you regret?" me: "to support my example, i will now discuss Kafka's The Metamorphosis" 021
Reposted by andy [known agitator]andy [known agitator] @meltedmasks.me · 17/08/2026this thread is about fictional vegetables 021