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Please tell me why this woman was walking 2 feet behind me, in the dark, at 6:30 in the morning...scared tf outta me and involuntarily went "fuck!!!" 😭😭😭

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 15h

Walked into my first spiderweb of the season 🥲🥲🥲

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 23h

Elderly people will be so judgemental of you in public. They'll laugh, stare and make comments to one another, but the second you even look at them, they get so nervous and try their hardest not to meet your gaze. I just find that so funny.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I felt so bad, but the tipping point was me finding one trying to build a nest under my covered balcony chair this morning and me having to get rid of it 🥲🥲🥲

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I love pigeons but the fact that they keep shitting all over my balcony, furniture and cleaning supplies, to the point where I had to throw a bunch of it out...my patience with them is so limited.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bro...I am seriously gunna need a proper break soon, cause the stress dreams I've been having lately...🥲🥲🥲

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's still dark out too and I'm like...did he like...escape his house or something??

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's 6:30 am and there is a child under the age of 10 out here riding around on a scooter...where are your parents???

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ignoring people that came up to the bus seconds after he closed the doors. Hit the gas before anyone could even get past the white line. Forced himself towards pedestrians trying to cross at a crosswalk. Also terrible fucking driver. What the hell is this guy's problem 😭😭😭

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This bus driver is an absolute asshole holy shit. How i even knew before getting on...

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

HAPPY OCTOBER/1ST OF HALLOWEEN!!!! 🎃👻🍁🔪🍬

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I never thought physicals of the booklets would get released here!!! 💕 I'm so happy!!!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can't believe hot topic released a line of ghibli apparel, one of them being a sweater with my robot from Castle in the Sky and it's sold out at my local store 🥲🥲🥲

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Thank you for the support~ 🥺🥺🙏

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Y'all...i am considering 🫣🫣🫣

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Her boyfriend was with her, he was literally wearing one and said nothing to her about it. Please be fr.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This indie bookstore i like has a strict mask policy and they asked this girl THREE times to put her mask on and not just pretend by holding it close to her face. Like are you not embarrassed??? Toddler level behavior.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tapas news has me so fucking sad, bro. Why y'all keep doing this shit!!!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

And my ww goes "Ayden brings me places, introduces me to people and we have a fun time." Which was really sweet, but I straight up told her i have nothing to offer because i have no skills and for that, I'm sorry 😭😭😭 (2/2)

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My work wife telling our coworkers that she brought me in a container of baked goods and two containers of homemade food yesterday. My coworkers were like "you always bring stuff for Ayden, but what does Ayden do for you?" (1/2)

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

IT'S SO COOL OUTSIDE I AM THRIVING!!!!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They are absolutely horrible in my area rn. You cant go anywhere or do anything without them coming at you

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Would love for all wasps to die now.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Currently standing in line for the theater and waiting for my friend 😌😌✌️

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

FREE EARLY ACCESS IMAX TICKETS BABY!!!! 😎😎😎

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Having someone with no ass, telling me "you have a big ass, but need to work on the shape"...girl, fuck you lmfao.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I can't do it anymore 😭😭😭 like I just can't. I'm sorry. I'm removing myself. Don't ask me. Don't offer. The answer will be "no".

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I genuinely can't get excited for superhero movies anymore. We've gone through so many over the years and most of them are so mediocre. Other than anything animated, it's a pass for me.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I worked so fucking hard to get these, y'all don't even know...me, Lindsay and my work wife fucking crying. I called both of them asap when they went up.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Late posting, but uuuh...WE SECURED THE SWITCH!!! AND THE CASE!!! FUCKING CRYING BRO 😭😭😭 THANK YOU BEST BUY AND NINTENDO OFFICIAL

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's cool out right, but not cold. I'm literally in a shirt and sandals lmao

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Seeing people already wearing sweaters...it's gunna be 24 degrees today, y'all.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Like??? Hello??!! I love it. Thank you customer reviews~ 🥺🥺🙏

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's not an official Nintendo controller, but the reviews are good, it's a third of the price and it's literally him, so...you know.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Me: i definitely don't need a pro controller for the switch 2. They're too expensive and I don't really like the look of any of them. This Millions Knives looking ass controller: Me: 💸💸💸

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Waiting outside the grocery store, this elderly man standing near me was trying to look in through the door, but he kept leaning forward (towards me) and his face was literally inches from mine and I kept leaning back lmfao

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Elderly people really have no sense of personal space, omg 😭😭😭

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

He's here!!!! Oh my god 🥹🥹🥹 he's beautiful!!!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I made it, but even with pre-order, there is a chance I might not get it cause they weren't given a number of how many they're actually getting. Hopefully tho

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Like??? Hello???? Fuck these guys fr!!!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Closest one is 20 minutes away and closes at 9. If the ttc fails me, I'm gunna be pissed.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I literally had to jump outta bed and run out the door and am trying to get to eb games so I can pre-order in store, cause they dont have it online!!! Pray for me 😭😭😭

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Yo, fuck scalpers!!! They already put up ebay listings for the LoZ Switch 2 and there was no mention from Nintendo of pre-orders actually opening and they sold out IMMEDIATELY!!!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

EB Games should be one of the first to put that shit up. It's honestly shocking to me.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The fact the Walmart and Amazon have the LoZ switch 2 listing up, but BestBuy and EB Games don't...it's actually wild to me.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

NEW GODZILLA -0 TRAILER!!! GHIDORAH I KNOW THAT U, BITCH!!!!

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