iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bro...I am seriously gunna need a proper break soon, cause the stress dreams I've been having lately...🥲🥲🥲

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's 6:30 am and there is a child under the age of 10 out here riding around on a scooter...where are your parents???

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This bus driver is an absolute asshole holy shit. How i even knew before getting on...

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

HAPPY OCTOBER/1ST OF HALLOWEEN!!!! 🎃👻🍁🔪🍬

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can't believe hot topic released a line of ghibli apparel, one of them being a sweater with my robot from Castle in the Sky and it's sold out at my local store 🥲🥲🥲

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Y'all...i am considering 🫣🫣🫣

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This indie bookstore i like has a strict mask policy and they asked this girl THREE times to put her mask on and not just pretend by holding it close to her face. Like are you not embarrassed??? Toddler level behavior.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tapas news has me so fucking sad, bro. Why y'all keep doing this shit!!!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My work wife telling our coworkers that she brought me in a container of baked goods and two containers of homemade food yesterday. My coworkers were like "you always bring stuff for Ayden, but what does Ayden do for you?" (1/2)

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

IT'S SO COOL OUTSIDE I AM THRIVING!!!!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Would love for all wasps to die now.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

FREE EARLY ACCESS IMAX TICKETS BABY!!!! 😎😎😎

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Having someone with no ass, telling me "you have a big ass, but need to work on the shape"...girl, fuck you lmfao.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I genuinely can't get excited for superhero movies anymore. We've gone through so many over the years and most of them are so mediocre. Other than anything animated, it's a pass for me.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Seeing people already wearing sweaters...it's gunna be 24 degrees today, y'all.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Me: i definitely don't need a pro controller for the switch 2. They're too expensive and I don't really like the look of any of them. This Millions Knives looking ass controller: Me: 💸💸💸

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Elderly people really have no sense of personal space, omg 😭😭😭

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

He's here!!!! Oh my god 🥹🥹🥹 he's beautiful!!!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Yo, fuck scalpers!!! They already put up ebay listings for the LoZ Switch 2 and there was no mention from Nintendo of pre-orders actually opening and they sold out IMMEDIATELY!!!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The fact the Walmart and Amazon have the LoZ switch 2 listing up, but BestBuy and EB Games don't...it's actually wild to me.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

NEW GODZILLA -0 TRAILER!!! GHIDORAH I KNOW THAT U, BITCH!!!!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Y'all...Just because a games graphics looks good, doesn't mean it's "realistic" please stop saying this omg

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Face washed, teeth brushed, bed made, gecko fed, water filled...I'm ready for this Direct~ 😌😌💅

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I just ordered some sports bras online like 30 minutes ago and already received a shipping notification...that's wild, man.

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PomPoison @ Comic Signing at Velvet Vows Bookstore! @pompoison.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

@hamletmachine.bsky.social drew the most handsome and romantic fanart of Ellery and Callisto from Little Death!💕😍💖💞What if I screamed and threw up?👏😍 They depicted my boys so beautifully~

A macabre pieta. Callisto, an undead necromancer with dark straight hair, looks down at the small pale dark haired boy unconscious in his arms with a gaze full of obsessive love.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Big ass box!!! I'm so excited to open it 🥺🥺🥺

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I was changing Spyro's water and this little boy mistook my finger for a cricket and bit me LMFAO!!! He's never done that before!

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

There's a house directly behind my main job that we walk by when we're leaving work and this lady that lives on one of the floors was telling us someone parked in her spot and she doesn't know what to do, cause she works early tomorrow and my ass was like "call the tow!!!" People gotta learn tbh idc

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I watched this in theaters yesterday and i can't stop thinking about how much I liked it. I already wanna see it again 😭😭😭

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Bro i didn't even know there was a State of Play this morning...they don't advertise for shit 😭😭😭

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Idk where he learned it from, but for the past few weeks, Spyro has been begging for food and I'm like...why are you acting like you never been fed??!!! It's honestly getting ridiculous.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I left my balcony window open, as I usually do and there was water on the back of my tv, on my tv stand, in the drawers and on the floor!!!! 😭😭😭 my game consoles are okay, but they were sitting in a tiny bit of water. What the fuck is going on today??? Bruh.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me talking about that guy's bare feet and my ass just had to wade through some deep ass water just to cross the street 🥲🥲🥲

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

There is a guy walking barefoot on this subway and all I gotta say is I hope he doesn't pick something up...there are so many nasty things on here 🤢🤢🤢

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I am literally BEGGING delivery workers to look at the instructions placed with the delivery info, cause this guy texted me "I'm here" and then left my order in the entrance to my building and I won't be home until closer to 7 to get it...I'm gunna flip 😭😭😭 i can't keep doing this.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Spent my day off building lego and watching a bunch of b horror movies~ 😌😌✌️

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I know this might not be a popular opinion, but I dont think people should be bringing their babies and big ass strollers to conventions. Especially to ones that are known for over crowding.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I am literally begging people that attend cons, to hold in their fucking farts. I can't handle handle walking into another fucking fart. Y'all are fucking gross. You fucking stink. You're making people sick. I literally feel so sick.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Goodbye to what was basically the rest of my budget for the con weekend 🫡🫡🫡

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Official Mr.A's Farm merch got released today and it already sold out 😭😭😭

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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

this week is homophobic

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I made it into one of those "free item" lines in union and got a smirnoff ice! The rocket popsicle one~ which is my favorite! Thank you to my work wife, who had id on her, because I forgot mine 😌😌😌

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thank you aloe vera vaseline moisturizer!!! Literally saved my life with this sunburn 🥺🥺🙏

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Y'all it is so important that you wear sunscreen, even if you don't want to. The sun's deadly lasers don't discriminate and neither does skin cancer.

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Melon🍉🍈 @melonmouth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We took our friend Sarah and her kids to Canada's Wonderland for the first time and they absolutely loved it, but we got there at 10:30am and left at 7:30pm 😭😭😭 we're fucking tired, bro...

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