Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 01/10/2026why do y'all gotta be like this when someone mildly critizes a youtuber you like i understand when someone's trying to make someone look worse than they really are, but y'all shouldn't to literally bring bullying back to do that you need to act like adults, is that so fucking difficult 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the people qrp'ing this being snobby about it like "oh no what heartless asshole 🙄" are the reason why posts like these are being made in the first place i can imagine being like "it's not that serious" but can you not bring back the reason why we left twitter that ISN'T elon and his nazi friends? 101
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 19/09/2026can these people for once talk about something they actually enjoy instead of being like "everything sucks lol" and further themselves down a hole they can never get out of LIKE WE FUCKING KNOW ADAM. WE FUCKING KNOW. CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE SOMETHING OTHER THAN THIS FUCKASS MISERYSLOP JFC 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 14/09/2026normal people: "eh. that was fine but not really for me. happy for people that liked it, tho." 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 14/09/2026do any of you actually like playing video games or is your head is gonna explode if you don't spend every waking picosecond complaining about them 220
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026okay, okay, NOW i'm done with this place for a while have a good week, y'allstatic.klipy.comPeter Griffin: I'm Done! (Family Guy)ALT: Peter Griffin: I'm Done! (Family Guy) 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026bumping this again after seeing people complain about the nintendo direct having ports and re-releases and saying that "there is no reason to buy a switch 2" cuz god forbid social media goes 1 picosecond without forcing itself to be completely fucking miserable for no reason can you tell im tired 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026genuinely seeing this shit makes me not want to engage in anything or be excited for anything out of fucking fear and shame and i've had fucking enough of this shit going back into my cave. see ya when the fuck ever 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026you people are so mother fucking miserable like oh my fucking god. i fucking hate it here 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"nintendo could've just said 'hey new metroid and kirby' instead of just making it a 45 minute fart fest of a nintendo direct like they've become" can you just shut the fuck up and fucking just live a little holy shit fucking unclench that stick out of your fucking ass 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026direct was good but the new kirby and metroid games is what made this worth it cuz holy shit they look so good i'm GOING to get a switch 2, one way or another DAMN IT 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026yeah, i'm gonna need a switch 2 right now cuz there is no fucking way in hell i'm missing that new kirby game the pink puffball that (literally) sucks in an open world? you must be insane if you think i'm gonna miss out on that 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026people hating on the artstyle of the OoT remake when you ask them what they think it should look like: 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026so yeah, OoT remake looks great, i just wish y'all were fucking normal about it anyway, gonna be like wile e. coyote and go back to my cave now. l8r 011
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026it's partially why i've been on break for so long now because i need that part of my brain to unlearn that instinct that i've been dealing with for so fucking long that it's not even funny. i've just been digesting way too much negative information and this year is where i finally said "ENOUGH!" 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026shit like this makes me not want to play ANY games at all regardless of what platform i play on because i KNOW these thoughts are gonna creep in as i play and it's gonna make me feel shame that i KNOW i shouldn't feel tbh it's probably why i've i'm not into gaming as much as i used to 200
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026but the way people complained about this like the fact that it looks so detailed and how it's using elements from the previous two mainline games like nintendo just killed their dog and how they are hellbent at dragging you down with them makes me fucking grimace why are y'all fucking like this 110
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026look i'm not saying you can't have a complaint or two about it, i've seen a few and i see where they're coming from for me, the "maximalist-ness" of it threw me off at first but when link left the forest and into the plains, THAT'S when i was truly sold on the game so yeah, it looks very good 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"there's too much detail!" "why are they doing the bar thing from BOTW and TOTK?" "it looks so dull! this must be ai-generated!" "nintendo is so creatively bankrupt! they only care about money!" "they made shiek less hot!" and i'm just sitting here digesting all of it like 110
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the discoruse that the OoT remake is getting right now is a big-ass reminder as to why i really fucking hate the way people talk about video games these days and having to associate myself to these dumb mother fuckers makes me not want to play games at all 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 02/09/2026sorry had to get this off my chest because i've been thinking about this ever since all this bullshit started i really need stop even looking at this site for a WHILE cuz it's gotten to the point where i get mad every time i visit. it's legit not healthy for me see ya when the fuck ever lol 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 02/09/2026the psychic damage i had to deal with when some people were doing this with anyone that bought a switch 2 is brain-melting i can't do this shit again, i'm not strong enough just let them buy a ps5. please. you're not a better person for making people feel like shit for getting one. seriously. 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 02/09/2026don't tell them what they can or can't buy with their disposable income. you're not their dad, their boss, or a higher power you being an asshole about them wanting to buy a ps5 and putting a fear in their heads when they even think about getting one isn't helping anyone it's simply petty 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 02/09/2026sony killing off physical games in 2028 is obviously really terrible but if i see you bullying other people for buying or WANTING to buy a ps5, it's a block on sight i do not have the fucking time or patience to deal with y'all hounding someone for wanting to play the new wolverine gamestatic.klipy.comNopeALT: Nope 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 29/08/2026also i'm not a person that watches bootlegs of movies while they're still in theaters. i'll usually wait until it hits digital before seeing them on my ship to sail the seas of choice (iykyk) hope that clears things up a little 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 29/08/2026forgot to clarify, i've been personally boycotting wb by just not paying to see their movies in theaters or buying blu-rays from them where the money goes back to them i still watch those movies when and where i can, i just don't wanna give them money right now (except for, again, dune part 3) 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 28/08/2026*don't KNOW really gotta proofread these 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 28/08/2026btw i'm still on break and i still don't when i'll be back for real but seeing CVA gave me a weird compulsion to gush about this movie to y'all anyway, going back in my cave later✌static.klipy.comPeace Out HomieALT: Peace Out Homie 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 28/08/2026if your interested in this movie, please go see it, both cuz it's amazing and to embarrass all the execs that wanted to throw this in the vault forever if i can convince even one person to see this, than i've already done my job. so go see it (if you want to, tho. i ain't your dad lol) 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 28/08/2026tbh, zaslav's tendency to shelve complete or almost complete projects is the reason why i've been personally boycotting wb since seeing superman '25 and won't end until he quits and is replaced someone who actually competent (the end of oak street and the upcoming dune part three not withstanding) 200
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i'm so glad this escaped the corporate void of Not Being Released For Tax Reasons so that everyone can see this wonderful film. in another, more just universe, this would've released on thanksgiving 2023 and been a big enough hit for wb to go "wait, people LIKE looney tunes???" yeah no shit zaslav 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 28/08/2026everyone has a good performance on here but i gotta give my compliments to will forte, cuz he puts on a knee-slapper of a performance. gotta watch more of his stuff if he's this funny on a regular basis also john cena plays a charismatically sleazy lawyer really well 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the way it combines live-action and animation is genuinely the best i've seen since roger rabbit, all the gags land hard and the way it comments on monopolies and thier willingness to stop ANY bad publicity about them is surprisingly cutting. really wasn't expecting the writing to be this sharp 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 28/08/2026just came back from Coyote vs. ACME and it single-handedly made me hate david zaslav way more than i did cuz holt SHIT that was fantastic hilarious, heartfelt and sharply written, it's a love letter to looney tunes as a whole. every wb exec needs 5 piano dropped on them for wanting to shelve this 300
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 26/08/2026WHY DOES GRIM KEEP GETTING THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLD 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i don't really listen to country but i've always had a lot of respect for Dolly so this was something i genuinely wasn't expecting. R.I.P. to a legend among legends and a wonderful human being 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 23/08/2026til then, please be safe out there and don't do anything fuckin stupid buh-bye, ₛₑₑ ᵧₒᵤ ₗₐₜₑᵣstatic.klipy.comNeco Arc Disappearing Pixel ArtALT: Neco Arc Disappearing Pixel Art 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 23/08/2026really don't know when i'm coming back here cuz i just can't stand social media bullshit anymore i'm seeing Motionless in White in nov. so i might be able to come back by then if don't look at this site until then and actually let myself get better mentally but i'm not holding my breath 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 23/08/2026lil update for y'all: it's gotten to the point where i seem to a get a migraine headache everytime i so much as LOOK here or shitter for even half a second so it might take me a WHILE before i can come back without feeling like i wanna put my head into hydraulic press 100
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 12/08/2026oh and the music too, forgot to mention that michael giacchino has yet to miss a SINGLE time for me, dude 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 12/08/2026just wanted to come back for a sec to tell y’all that cuz FUCK that shit was good I’ve decided that there’ll be no specific time on when I’m coming back here I’ll only come back when I’m truly ready don’t know when that will be but hopefully it won’t be long k thx bye 000
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 12/08/2026genuinely the best live-action spider-man film since the 2nd raimi movie. the action, the visuals, the cinematography, the editing, the characters, the performances, the story, and the emotional core are ALL incredible. if this starts a new trilogy, my ass WILL be seated for every one of them 200
Melonhead | 🆓 🇵🇸 🍉 @melonhead414.bsky.social · 12/08/2026my thoughts on spider-man brand new day in a nutshell 100