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Mr. Sizzle

@melojsizzle.bsky.social
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Digital marketing executive, cool dad of 3, baseball stat geek. Lover of @dayle. Occasional MLB writer. (He/Him)

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Nimblewit.App @nimblewitapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nimblewit is now in testing! We are working away at making it the best investment tracking tool available. Some exciting times ahead!
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How broken is Pierre Poilievre's brain right now that Harper his political mentor spoke and gave glowing praise to Mark Carney at his investment summit.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If AI really wanted to mess with the population it could just send us on endless passcode loops and make us re-enter them over and over despite having put in the PASSWORD. Can we not just use passwords, please!
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake Ontario is not named after the province of Ontario. The province is named after the lake which comes from the Indigenous origins. Some dumb fuck in the USA, even if they are president won't make and difference to name of the lake.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This USA & Canada trade war does not benefit either country right now. It's 100% started by Trump and completely unnecessary. It will harm Canadians, we are going to lose jobs but it also will hurt Americans as well. It's sad because as people we have little to no beef and the people will lose jobs
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Blue Jays are a pretty decent team as long as they are not playing the Rays, White Sox or Rangers. They are an exceptional 3-17 vs those teams.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Idk if the Blue Jays finally got into Vlad's head but he's pulled the ball twice so far in two ABs. HR & RBI single. Both around 104 mph. I have been screaming at my tv with his never ending oppo ground balls and fly outs. Dude has crazy power. Pull the shit out of the ball man.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Something happened to Vlad in May, I suspect he had a nagging issue that got amplified on May 24th when he missed a few games from a HBP. Likely the HBP caused or magnified his body getting out of sync, likely resulted in the ongoing back and lower body issues. #bluejays www.mlb.com/video/vladim...
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
At this point put Vlad on the IL. It looks like he's been injured since some time in July when he tweaked his back and multiple back/hammy issues. Giving him 1-2 days off periodically is not doing the trick. He's a mess at the plate give him a physical and mental break.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Happy MLB deadline day. May the deals always be in your favour.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This Blue Jays offense is remarkably sad.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dear Americans, Canada has forest fire data back to 1980 available online. We have vast forests, the largest intact Boreal forest in the world. Most of the areas that have fires are lightly populated. This isn't new but it has been worse the last few years. There were big burns in the 80s & 90s.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Those Belgium jerseys are 🔥 1-0!
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why are we doing God Bless America and the US anthem at the Canada vs Morocco game.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I might just over 40 but I installed an AI brain into claude code and I don't really know what that all means but we shall see what happens here.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Yes I will get you that report ASAP. #cats #caturday
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This weekend we rescued this girl from a Canadian Tire parking lot. The leading theory is she got transferred in some pallets. A very tiny girl, but brought her to the vet and she seems healthy. She is eating a ton now and is very cuddly, after she gives a little tough hiss.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Trusting your guys is great and all but Lukes has 2 hits in the season. Moving him up to leadoff is wild. #bluejays
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Seeing Bo Bichette in that Mets uniform hurts a little. Going to miss that guy.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I have a soft spot for players like Leo Jiménez. I hope he sticks around and makes the Blue Jays roster soon. Though I expect someone picks him up
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This Canada vs Cuba game is loaded with the most wild plays and mistakes
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Incredible what the US born Italian team is doing to the US team right now. Bonus points to the Venezuelan and Canadian
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The Dominican Republic is all vibes at the WBC. Their offense is unbelievable and the team energy is awesome.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Gas prices are going up! Good thing I have an EV, that charge last night was wild expensive + a .95 rebate
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Basically this. Love Max but hard to see how exactly he fits on the roster
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The greatest contradiction of our time is the claim of morality, ethics, and a faith built on a foundation of love, equality, and kindness alongside the idolization, promotion, and defense of cruelty, power, lies, immorality, lust for wealth, and the protection of elites.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The Bo to Mets deal hits harder than Tucker. Bo & Vlad have been the glue of the Blue Jays offense. They grew up together and have been our greatest homegrown combo. Bo pivoting to a short term deal with 2 opt outs at 42M a season is a no question deal on his part. Wish him well but sad day.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The Dodgers. Get the fuck out of here Kyle Tucker
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Cease was at the top of my FA list. Jays rotation wasn't great overall last season and Bieber & Cease really helps. Yesavage now in the mix. Lauer, Francis and Tiedemann fist in line on depth
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Yamamoto is the 9th pitcher to pitch in a postseason game the day after pitching 6+ innings His 2 2/3 IP are the most of those 9 in that second game h/t @EliasSports
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Absolutely crushing. Jays had so many chances tonight and in 3 of their losses. 3/17 with risp kills tonight.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The Blue Jays fucking blunted giving away a free out from their "cleanup" hitter.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This one goes to 11 #bluejays
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This World Series is bonkers man. Stress level 💯 #bluejays
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Omg I'm going to throw up.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Yamamoto coming in after pitching yesterday!
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Can Barger play hero
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This is tense 😬 #bluejays
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Most hits in a single postseason: 2025 Ernie Clement: 30 2020 Randy Arozarena: 29 2025 Vladimir Guerrero Jr.: 28
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hearing that the Sportsnet app is down for some of my friends. #bluejays
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Vladdy is a certified menace. What a double play #bluejays
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This is getting wild. The energy is getting into chaos #bluejays
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Classic WS brawl
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Game ready! #bluejays @daylem.bsky.social
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Still in shock over 3 outs in 3 pitches with the tying run on 2nd and nobody out
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
In Gaus we trust. #bluejays
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Tough Dodgers & BlueJays matchup for Game 6 at the dome. Feeling this might be a closer game like 4-3 with small things making an impact. Key errors, moving runners, ect. Jays sneak out the win 4-3. HR from Ohtani early, or maybe a Betts redemption arc.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The Toronto Blue Jays 💙 3-2 and heading back to the dome! Legendary work by Yesavage tonight. Just incredible.
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Welcome to the Yesavage show! This looks like the guy we know. #bluejays
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Mr. Sizzle @melojsizzle.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Davis Schneider doing his best Springer impression with that leadoff dinger #bluejays
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