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Jeffrey Melnik

@melnik.lol
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 01/10/2026
I find it helps to look at those crappy alligator uniforms from a decade ago.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 26/05/2026
There’s not much game left afterwards but there is A LOT to unpack after “the worm.”
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 30/03/2026
Both 1-seeds lost 73-72 on almost-buzzer beaters 3s where they overthought things in the last 10 seconds.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 03/02/2026
The look of someone going from Patrick Mahomes to Jaxson Dart.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 02/02/2026
They ain’t ready for that Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Woke.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
greatest college football story of all time
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We got an Indiana national championship before GTA 6
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 10/01/2026
Bane: “You think darkness is your ally?” Cignetti: “I am darkness’s father.”
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 10/01/2026
“Did Fernando connect with me on LinkedIn?”
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 02/01/2026
Kirby Krang hasn’t been the same since he lost his Muschamp android body.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 08/12/2025
Now we find out if Mahomes has a Sage Mode.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 07/12/2025
The 12th seed of the CFP should be determined in a Money In The Bank Ladder Match between the 12-25 seeds.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 30/11/2025
Mike Norvell is losing by 20 points to an interim coach in his last game.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 26/10/2025
They should just let Scott Hanson stream video games on RedZone when the slate of games are this bad.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 21/10/2025
NCAA Football ‘14
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 14/10/2025
Dart: “Skattebo use Pound!” Skattebo: SKATTEBOOOOOOOOOO
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 30/09/2025
Buying console video games knowing the full content was on disc and didn’t require constant patching.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 07/09/2025
1-10 Florida having to beat FSU at home to match 2024 FSU’s record win Mike Norvell having 50 flags ready on the sideline to plant on the field.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 17/08/2025
Jaguars in midseason form.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 13/08/2025
New reason to never move: “You might become part of a crime scene within 2 weeks.”
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 10/08/2025
BTJ-Washington -Brown-Strange might be good enough for Hunter to play more CB. Trusting Campbell and Jones does not seem ideal.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 30/07/2025
I played Hawai'i against Air Force in our five person dynasty and just started blitzing every play because the CPU only called runs and RPOs. I won 54-6.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 28/07/2025
Those windows aren’t as open as they look anymore.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 11/07/2025
The Mister Terrific movie with a guest appearance by Superman is fantastic.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This is too wholesome
I had the most wonderful flight home from Denver. I met the nicest young man who sat next to me. He offered to put my bag in the overhead compartment and helped me with my tray. He was always polite, saying "yes ma’am" or "no ma’am." Anyone would be proud to have him as a son or grandson—so polite.

People walking by were saying congratulations, great job, or even taking pictures. I turned and asked him, “Who am I sitting next to?” I looked at his Jaguar pants, smiled, and asked, “Are you an athlete?” He smiled and said, “I’m Travis. Yes, I was drafted by the Jags.” I already told my sons I want his jersey.

He’s so humble and down-to-earth—I would have never guessed he was a professional athlete. JACKSONVILLE JAGS, you did good! I will be buying tickets.

United Airlines, thank you for my seat assignment!
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 07/05/2025
And maybe also “don’t wear 0.”
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 06/05/2025
The Manatees’ gear looks like the team is an unholy fusion of the Jaguars and Dolphins.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 28/04/2025
I am sorry for your loss. My condolences.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 18/04/2025
“Wait, that isn’t how you say resuscitate?”
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 12/04/2025
How many more seasons until Texas A&M keeps resetting the NIL valuation market?
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 12/04/2025
Odds that the Lagway situation is a very quiet NIL dispute?
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 12/04/2025
You mean he told the team “I am a leaving”?
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 21/01/2025
Little old Ohio State and Notre Dame can now compete with the big programs.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 16/01/2025
Almost carried the Jags to the Super Bowl in year 2 of the franchise. Natrone Means rules.
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Jeffrey Melnik @melnik.lol · 02/12/2023
Just bought the OLED model and fully endorse it. Even works great as a remote play device if you have a PlayStation and cloud streaming with Xbox. Great with emulators too.
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