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MellowMagog

@mellowmagog.bsky.social
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Video game, sci-fi, D&D enjoyer. Nursing home Maintenance Director. Husband. Father of a teen. TST member. Elder Millennial. Been voting against christo fascists since the early aughts. My D&D homebrew world, Gomarche. www.reddit.com/r/Gomarche

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like he's hunting down the Gelflings
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I used to always warn the kitchen about 30 mins ahead of time when I worked at a school so they could plan stove/oven issues during the fire drills.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have a planned power outage that is going to last all night here in a few mins. I've got a big (1 kwh) power bank running my cpap and vehicle-to-load off the car running the fridge and chest freezer. I also shut down my computer for the first time in well over 6 months.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Adam Savage: Myth Busted on MythBusters
ALT: Adam Savage: Myth Busted on MythBusters
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BBEG of last campaign had 1 Mog, made him equiv to a level 20 PC. A familiar of the party tackled a mask that could remove Mogs onto him then took the Mog into themselves. Was like a Bidoof evolving into Arceus.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not sure you can kill one of the 17, but demi gods are fair game...assuming you have something that can separate them from their Mogs (tiny portions of divinity). The 17 effectively have too many to cleave off. End result is you would, if willing, gain their power.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm particularly pleased with this set in the romhack I'm working on.
Whiscash @ Lum Berry
Level: 32
Ability: Oblivious
Nature: Calm
- Rest
- Snore
- Belch
- Earth Power
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
back in the day you had a sex dream about jesus you just wrote your bestie at another nunnery or monastery about it
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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have you checked your voter status lately? You should.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Been checking ours weekly for months.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope this man lives long enough to see all his effort and work destroyed and people celebrating about it.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have never seen an animal so perfectly express the emotion of "holy SHIT" more than that owl
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So does the GOP force all of its candidates to prove they’ve physically and/or sexually assaulted a woman before they can run as a Republican? Sorta like a gang initiation?
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Best fair food.
6 deep fried oreos dusted in powdered sugar.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is another tab on the same spreadsheet.
The same sort of sheet, but with some pre filled out elements and naming conventions to quickly generate a character.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...everyone doesn't already do this?
A spreadsheet shoving names, human age equivalent, sex, race, profession, and a quirk or characteristic for a bunch of NPCs from Mellow's last campaign.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
because it's a facially and formally neutral rule that nevertheless does racism
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And that ICE agent's name? Albert Einstein.
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Silverviele🔞 @silverviele.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What about second cheesy bread??? 🤔
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fucking barbaric. If I didn't already oppose the death penalty on grounds there is no way to make the process equitable and error-free, I would oppose it on grounds of it being state-backed torture.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you are 8 blocks away from the county fairgrounds, it's fair week, and it's tractor pull night...you don't go to sleep until the competition is over. I can't imagine how loud it is in the stands.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Loving all of these. There was another artist ( @nehaal-g.bsky.social ) that was doing dramatic redesigns I was following. They made it up to Seel, with some really amazing ideas, then stopped posting here.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm pretty sure the first rule of this sort of questioning is never to ask a question you don't already know the answer to. This guy is a former prosecutor and didn't even cross reference publicly available information. These people are so fucking stupid.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*squints and only counts 2 gen one mons* Only barely beating the gen one-r accusations with my choices here. Right?
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Jules @julesdrawz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A team commission for @mellowmagog.bsky.social
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is also why the horizon is slightly closer north-south than it is east-west.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Then I had to explain the flat pole plateaus.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I started with the physical world first. But once getting very deep into worldbuildng, I realized the errors of the mercator map would make things already on paper not work and said fuck it...the world isn't round. It's a truncated double cone or spindle looking thing.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love your art, just hate these damn monkeys so much. Oh we want to make the first gym strong against you and hard but you only have access to a couple normal type dogs, pigeons, and hamsters and we're too scared to commit so here's an elemental monkey that you'll use for 5 seconds then never again.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cries in spending 3 weeks on some small bit I didn't even mentally tally 1% for but now has been like 40% of my total time to date on this project. I keep writing notes for things to implement once I get done with this portion. Might be done by next spring.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More blooms for the plant that doesn't bloom much.
A painted begonia shooting up a couple flower stalks.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just completed a 4 day weekend, and it wasn't enough.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pot, meet kettle. To the shadow realm!
A post of mine from 4 months ago making fun of "both sides" idiots being necro'd by darthmaulofficial(an aforementioned idiot) "both sides"ing it.
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*raises hand*
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My wife will sometimes josh me that my opening message to her contained "I know you're a few years older than me". Which, in my defense, was because I had been having a large string of "well you're 1-2 year older/younger than me, so no" rejections right before she and I matched.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tweet from bottlerocket (@bottlerocket):

My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable.

(two pictures of a little girl in a store making check marks on a clipboard that's larger than her head)
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sno @sno-oh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tort redesign #oc #digitalart #pokemon #torterra
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today's post is dedicated to the memory of Jim Henson, who was born 90 years ago today. Happy Birthday, Jim!
Black and white photo of Jim Henson standing next to his Muppet doppelgänger
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
under woke 2 every movie will have at least one depiction of cunnilingus that does not move the plot forward
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm older today. 40, in fact. I'm *finally* a real adult and can buy Ultra Porn.
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Mark Meredith @dicemonkey.itch.io · 23/09/2026
Glurmo from futurama saying "That's the Meta AI. You can ask it anything." Dr. Farsworth saying "Ask it to fuck off."
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Xopher Halftongue RESISTS! @halftongue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mmmm, the schadenfreude. 🤤
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/09/2026
PS: Tommy Tuberville can go fuck himself
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 23/09/2026
This is the worst idea I've ever heard of. You'd be better off snorting asbestos like cocaine.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fox news is a danger to society, especially children STOP FUCKING APPEARING ON FOX NEWS
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Prisoner Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who once stopped a warp core breach by glowering at it.
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Jasper @jaspersfelines.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stay silly 🐱💕 #FosterKittens #cats
Two small black and white kittens. The mostly black tuxie Lucy sits quietly as black and white Snoopy puts his right foot in to do the Hokey Pokey
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MellowMagog @mellowmagog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Even as a non artist (although that feels weird to say since I write and program, and draw on rare rare occasions) that phrase sticks out.
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