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mikah

@mellohimellohi.bsky.social
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big trinkschokolade fan full time shitposter, part time artist they/he 19

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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Hello everyone, my name is Ruben! Im a 19 years old guy from Sweden. Brief overview of what im into: - Video games - Pokémon - Geography - Travel - Cooking Scroll down for more about me! #promosky
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
some of my earrings broke and i started repairing them by glueing them back together with super glue and im gonna be so honest with you i am obsessed, this shit works so well, i kinda just wanna break stuff now so i can glue it back together, thats how much fun im having
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
tried the vanille croissant from ruetz and it's good, but im afraid it just can't fill that vanille krapfen shaped hole in my heart
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
here's some bugs I drew yesterday because I felt like it
various drawings of different bugs including a ladybug an ant a bee and some more that might not accurately represent real bugs that actually exist
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
need to get back into my bluesky game
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
i already said this to bread yesterday, but stobotnik is like a nervous horse
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
there are so many great books to be read and I'm afraid i won't have enough time in my life to read them all
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I shouldn't be doing all of this, i should be munching in wood
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
because you looked like one in that angle
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
bread us fujoshing out right now! this is crazy! fake himejoshi
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
@misandrylesbian.bsky.social just admitted to being a fujoshi, i feel sick
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Bread ⚢ @misandrylesbian.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Sailor moon drink
Two drink cans on the table, one of them a rauch iced tea in lemon flavour and one of them is a sailor moon ocean bomb, with the character sailor moon on the can (it is pomelo flavour) my friend mikah is in the background making a funny face
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
need to get back to watching oniisama e
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Bread ⚢ @misandrylesbian.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a sign that says you have alerted the true and a picture of a man
Alt: Meme: you have alerted the "True..." ("True" being accompanied by a picture of a guy, idk who to be honest) it's a gif of a horse with the "True..." meme plastered on its face and it is raising its head. It is supposed to be nonsensical
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Bread ⚢ @misandrylesbian.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
They looked at my DNA and they said it wasn't DNA, it was KRAUT SA LAT
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
organizing books by color has to be the dumbest shit ever, why are you okay with book of the same series being on opposite ends of your shelve, go k!ll yourself
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
and to end this glorious trilogy, here's me 10 minutes before my chemistry matura
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
great wisdom bestowed upon you by me, from one of the school bathrooms
In blue on white background "and here I sit, in this cold toilet just to shit, but the only thing that came out was a fart💔-gülsüm" 
and in pink on the same white background below the previous text "diese toilette ist so arschkalt!? - lovina"
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
crazy things happening in my town, a few months ago they changed they completely changed the bus schedule, fully go rid of one entire bus line, and the remaining busses stop at fewer places. obviously people werent happy and started complaining and NOW theyre changing the busses again but in a way
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
hair got dyed
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
seeing the previous mayor somewhere around in town always feels a bit like meeting a niche micro celebrity to me
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
was gonna say that pinterest and bluesky are the only usable apps at this point but even pinterest is starting to have more and more slop on it
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
mikah mellohimellohi confirms they are gonna be dumping a bunch of spiders into everyones closets, simply because they are able to. dont ask him what he hopes to achieve with this, the workings of his mind are a mystery to us all
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
okay but WHY
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
need to have sexual tension with more of my friends
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
rewatching i saw the tv glow and taking 5 damage every few seconds as i watch it
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
OH HELL NO
ad on instagram saying "earn extra income teaching ai austrian german"
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
i keep getting this one ad on yt that just starts off with someone saying "real professionals let ai do the work for them!" and i get so disgusted every single i get that ad, i feel like ripping my teeth out
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
it's christmas EVE, NOT christmas STEVE!! a yuriful christmas to everyone
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
christmas is boring as fuck!
picture showing the book "house of leaves" laying open on pages 120/121. on the upper half of the picture on the right side there's part of a Christmas tree shown. the upper left side of the image shows the rest of the room, showing the legs of some of the people in the room
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
@misandrylesbian.bsky.social bread bread
"The fujo is the enemy. the fujo is the enemy. the fujo is the enemy. the mass-tagged m/m fic is the enemy. the m/m  background pairings arr the enemy. tagged but non-focus f/f pairings in m/m fics are the enemy. write that in the blackboard 100 times and never forget it. " - Richard Nixon, December 14, 1972
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
you CANNOT start talking about something being "maybe human, maybe not" in combination with "extremely long fingers" and expect me to NOT think about the distortion
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
it's so funny tho, just got to read about how navidson almost got lost in the hallway, probably terrified for his life, and then we just switch to johnny going "i had an almost west dream about thumper"
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
reading house of leaves (only on page 62, so not that far yet) and I can't stop thinking about how spiral aligned the house is, i feel like either michael or helen are gonna pop out from a previously non existant door at any second
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
just remembered again that i never ended up fixing my banner on here and at this point i honestly dont know if i ever will
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
"heres how to make some nice pasta with this really good sauce☺️" "uhhhhh i actually HATE pasta, so what do you want me to do now????"
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
istg you always find the dumbest people in tiktok recipe comment sections, someone will post a fucking bananabread recipe and people in the comments will straight up say shit like "uhhmm, im allergic to bananas? what should i do?" DONT MAKE THE BANANABREAD THEN????
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
So bored I might as well just go to sleep
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
every single ounce of responsibility leaving my body the second lara texts me saying she's staying home
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
keep thinking about that dream I had where I was michael, both distortion and shelley ooooo it's getting so bad
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
why is it lowkey thursday today...
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
same spot, same subject, same amount of studying done (which means, none)
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
who else up thinking about cyclohexan
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beatrice ☾ .⁺⋆ @beawiitch.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
good morning ♡
daisy the dog from animal crossing on a blue background with rainbow shooting stars. text: share if you love animal crossing or want to overthrow the government
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
who else up thinking about michael distortion
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
black text on white background with a guy in the background drinking out of a glass bottle. the text reads "you need to get yaypilled. you need to be teeheemaxing. you should be a smilecel. you should go :3 mode. millions must yippee ^_^"
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Bread ⚢ @misandrylesbian.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
YOU should read House of Leaves, if you havent it's so good
that one boomer facebook meme of the puppet with the text in front of it saying "how to frighten the new generation..." but it has been butchered by edits to lose all meaning. this one is very poorly edited and inspired by the very poorly edited Iron Lung version of the meme and says: (spoilers for house of leaves i guess) "HOW TO FRIGHTEN THE NEW GENERATION, PUT THEM IN A HOUSE THAT IS A QUARTER OF AN INCH BIGGER ON THE INSIDE", top text, and bottom text: "PUT THEM IN A HOUSE WHERE THE HALLWAY HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO BE 5 AND A HALF MINUTES LONG. THERE ARE NO WINDOWS. THERE IS NO WAY SEE ANYTHING YOU HAVE A CAMERA AND A ROPE OF THE HOUSE THERE IS SOMETHING GROWLING IN THE DEPTHS OF THE HOUSE. YOUR WIFE IS CHEATING ON YOU"
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mikah @mellohimellohi.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
another update, we met up today and hung out, it was fun, hes a chill guy
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