Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Nothing messier than incontinent fizz 🌊 070
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Yep, the time-honored Cajun tradition of "whack it with a stick" 020
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 28/04/2026That is the appropriate response to that gift. Congrats!!! 010
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I'm gonna walk these dogs right outta my hair 110
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Y'all. I HAVE ACHIEVED PSLF. Tonight I drink the big-ass bottle of sparkle wine I have saved for 10 years for this purpose. prROsSTtttttttt 090
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Let's see some crone representation y'all 040
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Happy birthday from Christine and me!! 110
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 31/12/2025PS @psychpunk.bsky.social I wore my Doggy Void shirt while inspired to write this 151
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 31/12/2025NO TREBLE IN AMBIENT NOISE TREBLE IN HARSH NOISE ONLY fight me 160
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Sooo good - I like to make a really big one in a cast iron pan 100
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Yay I get compliments while I eat lunch!! 💗💗💗 250
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 24/09/2025As the saying goes: old goths don't die, they just join the chorus of "This Corrosion" 150
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Ate a whole bucket of cheetos popcorn at the NIN concert - what a nite 2200
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 04/08/2025They've made it down to Spring now, hah 020
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Tongues are weird, man. Like, there's a big, meaty slug that lives in my mouth, and I want to put it on things 1190
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 02/05/2025When the wife and I rave, we only rock out to pure #Skullbasher 060
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Why does the room smell like smoked salmon now 060
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Sometimes synth says "BARK BARK BARK, BARK BARK BARK" 030
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 02/05/2025When people headbang to dungeon synth it looks like trauma rocking 060
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 02/05/2025The camp is strong tonight, and I am DELIGHTED 6261
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I'm gonna assume he aimed for my arm 😵💫 030
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Was gently punched in the tit by the guy trying to start a pit 270
![Me: Giovanni is harassing me
[Pokemon Go screenshot with Giovanni spooning me]
My wife: Bro that's my wife](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w52qbvbockcwv273er3w5rcw/bafkreigheyyr2j33a3iknmnazdhicatzj75dls6w7gubrdbhff5gehzar4)
