Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I'm gonna walk these dogs right outta my hair 100
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Y'all. I HAVE ACHIEVED PSLF. Tonight I drink the big-ass bottle of sparkle wine I have saved for 10 years for this purpose. prROsSTtttttttt 090
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 31/12/2025NO TREBLE IN AMBIENT NOISE TREBLE IN HARSH NOISE ONLY fight me 160
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Ate a whole bucket of cheetos popcorn at the NIN concert - what a nite 2200
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Tongues are weird, man. Like, there's a big, meaty slug that lives in my mouth, and I want to put it on things 1190
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 02/05/2025The camp is strong tonight, and I am DELIGHTED 6261
Black Metal Unicorn @mellifluosity.bsky.social · 01/03/2025First time out of town with @tridroid.bsky.social in 5 mo! Waiting for @herayuga.bsky.social to take the stage, also drunk 2130
![Me: Giovanni is harassing me
[Pokemon Go screenshot with Giovanni spooning me]
My wife: Bro that's my wife](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w52qbvbockcwv273er3w5rcw/bafkreigheyyr2j33a3iknmnazdhicatzj75dls6w7gubrdbhff5gehzar4)
