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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I'm off. Find me on Mastodon, buddies. Links are on meljoann.com
meljoann.com
Meljoann.
Website of hyperjack music producer, writer and video artist, Meljoann.
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
During his life, Scout Hardcastle's free-spirited creativity struggled under the confines of the major label system. Now, he is free. RIP, sweet prince. Read his story at: mustics.com
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Eh? … it… depends? Lol I would have no friends at all if I discarded people pleased on the job they’re forced to have to survive under capitalism
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mirlo @mirlo.space · 18/08/2025
Hyperjack producer Meljoann (@meljoann.bsky.social) is our #MirloMondays pick for this week (and comes with approval from Pitchfork)! Based in #Brighton, UK, she has also been a tireless advocate for the #Fediverse and the #IndieWeb. Listen to “Data Ghost” below. 👻🐦‍⬛ mirlo.space/meljoann/rel...
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Data Ghost (single)
An album by Meljoann
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Remember when Synergy Myers was offering AMAZING deals on life coaching? I snapped them up in 2020. My life has not improved since then, but it's only my own fault. I think I need another course of life coaching.
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Trans Legal Project @translegalproject.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
TW. Needs to be widely shared with cisgender people, especially politicians. Utterly horrifying that Britain has come to this- that most of Britain is just looking the other way while a whole community is being eliminated from society because of lies and hatred. transactual.org.uk/wp-content/u...
Trans Actual's report entitled 'Trans Segregation in Practice. Experiences of trans segragation following the Supreme Court Ruling'.
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
It is such a tragedy my favourite book of all time — 'I Deserve This', by Dr. Synergy Myers — never received a finished audiobook release. Thankfully, I rescued these raw gems from the dustbin of history. I'm sharing them with only the most LOYAL of paying Mustics™ customers. mustics.com
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Spirit of Gravity @crew.social.gravitons.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2025
This Thursday’s gig at Spirit of Gravity, Brighton!
Poster with green tinted abstract background, bade of pylons. 

The Spirit of Gravity
Making experimental music a threat again - since 2001.

Digital Roses
Trippy electronica, earth shattering vocals.
Simon Heartfield
Analogue spatial post-techno.

Partial Wave Child
"Above Fire Below the Lake".

Live visuals by Meljoann.

Thursday 7th August 8.00 - 10.30.
Entrance £5 (cash).
Downstairs at The Rossi Bar.
8 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3WA
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Thanks a million to all the crew & sound heads at All Together Now. Had a blast! 💜💜💜
Flyer for The Last City stage, a photo of me smoking a cigar in a COOL way
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Playing at 8:40 …
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
r/scarytoilets has some pretty good stuff www.reddit.com/r/scarytoile...
Very narrow room with green walls, and horror film lighting. You would have to walk a long way to get to this toilet, and your shoulders would definitely brush the gross walls?A toilet in the shape of a delighted looking naked man, with a moustache. Below, a toilet in the shape of Bugs Bunny.
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
JUST for Mustics™ Members! You get to see the worst experience of my entire life. Hooray? Sign up to mustics.com ... you also get all my music.
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Playing a great local #electronic night this Sunday! #Brighton #UK
Gig Flyer: dark blue background, features a monochrome picture of a pensive looking dog. 

MACHINE Learning: 
NIGHT OF LIVE ELEGTRONIC SOUNDS WITH ABSTRACT VIDED PROJECTION
THE BRUNSWICK CELLAR BAR. HOLLAND RD. BRIGHTON

July 27th, free event. 

FERTURING:
eme
TERAHURTZ
DI PRISSS
T.O.G.M
FmK川MQ
THEE BOXX MENN
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Mustics™ members just got more of my EXCLUSIVE talkshow interview. Yes, the one that got me 100% CANCELLED 😢 I'm now at 17/185 of my Subs Goal! As I'm no longer ALLOWED to be a Content Creator, you can sign up at mustics.com to help me pick up the pieces of my life.
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I really believed this talk show interview would catapult my showbusiness career into the stratosphere. Instead, it catapulted me into the toilet. tv.gravitons.org/w/tjExKoeB44...
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SECRETS talk show ruined my life
I really believed this talk show interview would catapult my showbusiness career into the stratosphere. Instead, it catapulted me into the toilet. This is from my most secure archive vault. Parts 2...
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Yeah in Mixxx these days there is like a file tree on the left, so you could keep your folders for deffo
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 06/07/2025
yep, i get steady "growth" on my empty substack page that just links to where i've actually been writing for the last 18 months
A chart of subscriber count over the past 90 days, going from ~160 to ~340 subscribers (with a large bump in mid-april for some reason)
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Agreed, hoping to get off the other ones at some point too… 🫡
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Ether Diver @etherdiver.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It's not just Spotify, it's the streaming industry as a whole but definitely get off Spotify to start.
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Goodbye #Spotify! Goodbye, you bloodthirsty genocide-loving fascist racist TERF-platforming scumbags xx meljoann.com/posts/hellsc...
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Hellscape: Deleting Spotify
<p>Everyone on Team Meljoann is now on board with the idea that Spotify is a fuckin&rsquo; evil cesspit that can &mdash; and should &mdash; be boycotted. I&rsqu
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Have you ever tried a DJ program like Mixxx for that? mixxx.org You can organise stuff into “crates” and/or playlists, might be handy. Works with keyboard shortcuts too, you wouldn’t necessarily need a DJ controller. Also, haven’t tried this, but you can stream directly from there
mixxx.org
Mixxx - Free DJ Mixing Software App
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Reilly Spitzfaden (they/them) @reillypascal.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I implemented my own VOX ADPCM (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialogi...) encoder and decoder in Rust! The purpose is to apply the sound quality of a codec to a sample—in this case, it's a 4-bit telecommunications algorithm that sounds fizzy and crackly #Programming #Coding #Developer #Rust #Audio
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Trembling as I write this. The Mustics™ superstar host announced me as their first EVER guest. What happened next, I will regret for the rest of my life. Next week, I will show the world. tv.gravitons.org/w/4idKPpPAsu...
tv.gravitons.org
Mustics™ Talk Show: your date with DESTINY
Trembling as I write this. Here, you can see Mustics™ superstar host Synergy Myers announce me as the first EVER guest. What happened next, I will regret for the rest of my life. ~ Meljoann, RIP
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Fedi music livestream festival in July! All taking place on ethical no-billionaires-allowed platforms. Full schedule here — you can even sync the dates to your phone calendar: cal.gravitons.org All becomes possible outside of bleedin Facebook Events shite! Imagine 🐣
cal.gravitons.org
#fediwave
Livestream calendar. Time zone: BST
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Today I want to share a classic self-help book, that helped me enormously.
tv.gravitons.org
Classic Self Help Book: 'Tweet Your Trauma'
It's still relevant, even today when that particular social network is... well... Some advice is just universal.
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(LEGION) OF ONE @aoboyle.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Heading over to the Fediverse with a little nudge from @meljoann.bsky.social 👍🤘 Connect if you're over there! mastodon.ie/@of_one
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18 Posts, 73 Following, 32 Followers · Decal/Legion Of Two/Of One/Decoy https://frontendsynthetics.bandcamp.com/album/the-echoes-are-decoys https://fortevilfruit.bandcamp.com/album/domains https://...
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Thanks to @dwaynewoods.bsky.social & @dublindigitalradio.bsky.social for the slot!
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
“I’m Queer and the Algorithm Hates Me”. Me and Dwayne made a radio show! Tonight at 5pm IST on DDR: listen.dublindigitalradio.com Happy Pride season everyone xx
Flyer for “I’m Queer and the Algorithm Hates Me”. Cheesy photos of denim-clad Meljoann and Dwayne, against a hot pink background. Inlaid in a Windows 95 style browser window, with the address: https://listen.dublindigitalradio.com/home

Text: Meljoann & Dwayne. With Very Special Guest: Music Industry Expert & Algorithm Whisperer, Dr. Synergy Myers
"democratise your creative manifestations"Radio Broadcast Schedule for DDR’s “Queering the Airwaves” theme for The Digital Age Pride 2025. Styled with a bright turquoise background, monospace font, and inlaid in a Windows 95 style desktop. 

Schedule reads:
Sun 22/6 19:00-20:00
- Genesis Faun
Mon 23/6 17:00-18:00 - 工'm Queer & the
Algorithm Hates Me
Tue 24/6 18:00-19:00
- Sound It OUT
19:00-20:00
- Fishnets w/May
22:00-23:00
- Vanakkam Dolls!
Wed 25/6 18:00-19:00
- Kwoo Void
19:00-20:00
- Actually, Real Emo
22:00-22:30
- Dykonic
22:30-23:00
- Brokecraic Mountain
Fri 27/6 16: 45-17:00
- The Moth Manifesto
17:00-17:30
- (UnMaking Architecture:
Queer Space in Dublin
17: 30-18:00 - Nutopia
Sat 28/6 10:00-12:00
- Yoo-Hoo Radio
14:00-15:00
- Enola Podcasterizer
15:00-16:00
- This Feels Like Home
22:00-23:30
- Trans Experience in Ireland
Sun 29/6 10:00-10:30
10:30-11:00
- Where are We Now, Together?
- Anonymity in Cyberspace
13:00-14:00
- Queer Cyborgs
14:00-15:00
- TBA
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Dash! @dash-dublin.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
gwan the GOTHS
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Kate Butler @djsoftskills.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Check out the beautiful pdf.mag - poetry, art and an essay by me about women, music and cyborgs in the 1980s 👾💋🤖 sites.google.com/view/pdf-mag...
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I’m playing All Together Now festival! Catch me in Waterford, Ireland, Aug 2nd. I’ll be the one with the Business Cigar.
Poster for “The Last City” stage, ATN Festival. A pastel sky, desert, and dark photo of Meljoann clenching a cigar between their teeth. Text reads: “Band Holiday Weekend 31 July - 3 August 2025. Curraghmore Estate, County Waterford.
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Oh yeah, 100%. I also found this “Quiet Posters” list thing, that shows me people who don’t post every minute of every day 😆 It’s nice!
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
That’s so true. One viral post means nowt. Several, and you might be allowed to advertise other companies’ products on your profile. Is that what artists actually want though? Lol! I think Bsky does have algo tho, but not as “enshittified”as Big Social. I do prefer a chronological / hashtag feed 🤓
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Oh, if yis do end up trying or going back to Mastodon, here’s a “Fedi Culture” tip for ya: Post an introduction with the hashtag #intro Follow that #intro hashtag too, so you can find other people like you And include other interesting hashtags! Here’s mine: topspicy.social/@meljoann/11...
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Meljoann (@meljoann@topspicy.social)
New #intro! I’m a hyperjack musician, writer & video artist. My latest album, ‘Status’, is mainly about escaping Big Tech dystopia. My website https://meljoann.com includes nerdy blog posts on Fair...
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This is it. We are all battling phone addiction too. It was cathartic to remove Insta and FB and Twitter from my phone. Trying to find other ways to make my phone just “useful” and not “The Anxiety Machine”
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Omg. I think to this day Ewan, my partner of 16 years, doesn’t have me in his Top Friends. But I have him in mine! He is still snubbing me
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
And the music player was the centre of it all! I got high hopes for bandwagon.fm — because it’s a Fediverse account as well as a bandcamp alternative etc But I think we still do need an “app” or web interface that mixes socialising and sharing music in a “music first” kinda way
bandwagon.fm
Bandwagon.fm
Better Social for Musicians
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Aww I hope so! It’s the only way I can even parse it, tbh Fuckin rip the piss outta it
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Lol! We’re battling a lifetime’s worth fear of “notions”
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Ah! .ie seems good to me, I’ve lots of mutuals there. A mate runs this one, full of cool electronic music: sonomu.club/about But you’re right, many tried Masto and understandably gave up. Takes energy & time to rebuild 2 decades of friend networks somewhere else! But deffo been worth it for me
sonomu.club
SoNoMu
SoNoMu (Sound Noise Music) is a mastodon instance for musicians, sound-artists, producers of any kind of aural noise, songwriters, bedroom producers, sonic manglers and algorave livecoders.
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Oh totally! It really seems like social media is just moulding our culture in increasingly horrible ways. Artists should be able to JUST present their work, without necessarily being some kind of hackneyed earnest cartoon character online! Ahem. *points at cartoonish self*
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Really feels like Meta just hides our posts, so we get desperate and pay for ads 🤑 TikTok is the same imho
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Yayy! More Fedi buddies! 😆 It’s always the same, all these platforms promise us the world but really it’s US promoting THEIR platform in the end. Like no-one finds my stuff through Spotify. I literally might as well share a link to my own website instead
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
We’ve been building up our network of friends on there for two decades, it’s so difficult really It feels so precarious. Any of these platforms can change or disappear at any point on some CEO’s whim. Safer to build up parallel networks elsewhere! You’re right tho, don’t have to leave to do that
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Absolutely, same for me for ages. Was easy enough to leave Insta and FB: it doesn’t show my stuff to anyone! Literally no reason for someone like me to be on there Just a network effect: Arts community is still there. Just want em to come join me where we will actually see each others’ work 😭
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I’d like to get better at it. I guess the more I try, and the more feedback I get, the more I can explain so it didn’t seem so frickin techno-elitist or whatevs! It’s not even that hard to get on Mastodon at all! Exact same as Bluesky. We just don’t have the marketing budget Bluesky does 🐣
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Have had a few experiences where people are interested to learn more about it, but I’m just not good at explaining how to do these quite nerdy things. Because I’m interested in the technical side, that comes out in my conversation — I end up making it seem more complicated than it is (for users).
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Been algorithm-free over on the Fediverse for a while now. AND I use an RSS app, to read long-form blog posts from people whose words I literally choose to read! It’s fuckin delightful. 🌻 I wish I could share these delightful findings with friends, it’s really hard to explain though.
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Meljoann @meljoann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Once you’re away from The Algorithm, it’s very hard to go back. You post. No-one sees it. You’re pressured to modify your behaviour and self-presentation to please the algo. Repeat. Repeat. How is this not psychologically damaging? How is this not changing our society in gross creepy ways?
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