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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wore glitter eye makeup on the weekend. Now it is all over my face and I can’t get it off. This is just who I am now.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’ve been awake since 3:30 am. My brain is too loud.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m an anomaly I guess but I don’t understand jeans as casual wear. They are the most uncomfortable leg traps ever. Someone explain it to me like I’m five.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I regret moving to Alberta so much. Like I can’t even express how much.

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Lia Pas @liapas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Unbound is now available to watch on YouTube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxK6... #MECFS #LongCovid #NEISvoid #dance #DisabledArt

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Unbound: Illness is not the end of dance

YouTube video by Unfixed Community

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Super done with summer now. Wake me when September ends.

40 foot evergreen tree laying across the sidewalk and on a car having smashed through a fence. 12 foot skeleton looks annoyed he has lost his forearm.

40 foot evergreen tree laying on Hyundai Tucson

The night it all happened. Downed 40 foot evergreen tree on Hyundai Tucson in front of red house.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I wish someone a little more articulate had confronted Marlaina, HOWEVER, “Fuck Your Fascist Pancakes!” Is giving me life.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I put what I thought was a black bandana in my hair this morning in the dim light of my home. When I got to work I realized it was dark green. #GothProblems

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Hey #yeg. Where is the best place with the best variety to buy fall bulbs locally? Please don't suggest ordering from Brecks, I have had nothing but nightmares with them.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I’m in an uber to the art walk and trapped in a car with Christian country music. 20 minutes of Hell.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Is anyone using Gander? I'm under my usual moniker over there. Canadian. Human checks so no bots or AI.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It isn’t every day you arrive to a job where there is a gothy woman surrounded by skulls in a bathing suit knitting while industrial music is playing.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Aaaaaah! It’s the red sun of doom!!!

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

An alternative young lady of about 13 or 14 just rolled up beside me in ripped tights, shorts, and a hoodie. It took everything in me not to look at her and say “It can’t rain all the time”

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The Crow: It Can't Rain All The Time

ALT: The Crow: It Can't Rain All The Time

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Just Fox @foxo20x6.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Edmonton frands, if you didn't see elsewhere, we are under an emergency reduce water use alert. Embargo on! www.alberta.ca/aea/cap/2026...

alberta.ca

This is an Alberta Emergency Alert. The City of Edmonton is issuing a water supply alert.

Advisory: Overland Flow Flood - Edmonton (Issued Jun 21, 2026 at 20:55 HRS)

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

“I beg your pardon! I have never rubbed one out to Jeremy Wade! I’m legitimately fascinated by this fishing show!”

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I have cucumbers growing in a pot in my office. I thought maybe I should start a little farm in here. That said, if I want to go beyond these indoor cucumbers, I might have to keep bees in here. Thoughts?

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I just want to leave on an "errand" and go day drink at the mall today instead of working. Is that too much to ask?

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

What would a Straight Pride parade look like? Speculate with me for shits and giggles.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The separatist delusion in a nutshell. "We send money to other provinces! We are so wealthy and we fund the whole country!" *Explains that we don't send money anywhere and how equalization works. The provinces that get equalization from federal funds get it because they need it"

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Good Ol' Laird Ryan States. How I hate him. @lairdryanstates.com · 19/05/2026

Hey, all. I don't self promote often, but I recently re-read my most recent novella and, you know what? I'm proud of it. If you'd like to buy it, my publisher's page has many links. You should buy it. Word of mouth helps a ton, and so does leaving reviews. the-seventh-terrace.com/someone-else...

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Someone Else’s Story

Laird Ryan States Cover and Art by the amazing Janice Blaine Following the events of Sleeping Underwater, journalist-with-a-death-wish Tom Bradstreet finds himself irritatingly immortal. Languishin…

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Escaping Wonderland is such a cute game. I love it.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I had a caffeinated beverage this morning. I have regerts.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Oh wow. Remarkably Bright Creatures was brilliant and perfect. I’m so glad more authors are having a say in the film adaptations.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Its a bad underwear day and I don't know why because normally these underwear are fine. I hate it.

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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Elections Alberta has released a statement on the electoral list! Allegedly the list was provided by an existing political party! #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

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MsCrisis @mscrisis.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

LFG!!

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I'm reading Geek Love by Katherine Dunn and for those of you who have read it, does it get better? I'm on page 200, I'm bored to tears, and I hate it.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I’m probably late to the party but Dark is such a mind fuck.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

A gift painted for my eldest for his birthday.

A painting of a Japanese style character of a girl wearing a black dress and high black boots. She has white bobbed hair. The background is a mottled blue. There is a frame around that is black with brushed silver details.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Is Bluesky loading really slowly for anyone else?

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet. Toby is more reflective.

Toby on a damask chair gazing out the window.

Toby watching the passers by from the veranda

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet. it is hard to choose. Luci has some really great Renaissance moments.

Luci Furr lounging on the red couch beside her dad.

Luci Furr sitting with her dad on the couch holding his hand.

Luci Furr wants you to paint her like your French girls.

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Hudson Hawk and Silence of the Lambs. Honourable Mention for The Fisher King

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

All of this possible war bullshit has me wondering what the point is to anything I do day to day. I don’t remember this from the 80s but perhaps that is because I was a child in a small town in northern Saskatchewan. How do people do things?

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Overheard in our house this morning (because I said it) “If Allan Cumming wants to come home from a party with us I hope it goes without saying that you say yes”

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ray when someone asks you if you are a god you say yes

ALT: ray when someone asks you if you are a god you say yes

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

My phone chose this as the photo of the day which tracks after the Allan Cumming dream.

A gender bending angel in white sits chained in a chair

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Melistress of the Dark @melistress.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I had a dream that I was at a party with Allan Cumming. Then I went home and later on Dave brought him home with him and now why am I awake in this reality instead of with Dave and Allan?

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