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Melissa V. Hofelich

@melissavh.bsky.social
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Reader, gamer, lurker. Copy Editor, Nightmare Magazine.

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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It may not feel like fall yet, but my apple cider scented candle helps. I'm looking forward to cooler weather soon. 🤞
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Duh! Shh!
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bought these for a friend. I couldn't resist.
A pair of handmade earrings by Rhapsody & Co. of Duluth, GA, USA. The earrings have an illustration of Jesus poking his head around a corner and the words "Is that smut?"
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@leannareneehieber.bsky.social @pseudopodalex.bsky.social and I are watching the awards. I told him "she looks great in that tiara, more people should wear tiaras" and he said I should tell you. 😉
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
There's a market/deli here with NYC transplants. Their sausages are delicious. Tastes just like what I had growing up in NJ with Italian family.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yeah, I use cannellini. Either works but that's my preference. And I don't measure anything. Hehe. Just make sure you chop the escarole up enough. If I'm being lazy, I always regret not chopping it finely enough.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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The Last Meal of a Mob Boss: Sam Giancana’s Italian Sausage – Eats History
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
As a copy editor, it brings me joy to improve an author's work. Please try not to feel judged. 💜 I promise most of us don't approach it that way!
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Also, when I make this, I get whole peeled garlic cloves from the local farmers market. It really cuts down on prep work if you have that option! It probably goes without saying that you should use good quality garlic for this, not "jarlic" or paste.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Here is the recipe I use. It makes a lot! www.seriouseats.com/traditional-...
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Traditional Toum (Lebanese Garlic Sauce)
A bold, creamy garlic sauce and dip, Lebanese toum is easy to make at home with the help of a food processor and a little good technique.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I've never had it with olives. Sounds neat! I'll find my recipe later. It's stupid easy.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
1-page comic
a ghost makes friends with a cat, but they can't touch. the last panel the cat is also a ghost and he has picked her up and is petting her and smiling
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I bought them on Amazon. Friends have also purchased them for us from Sam's Club. IIRC they were actually a little more money at Sam's. Make sure to price check.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Correction: we were there for four nights. On the third, I was laying in bed with my eyes shut, trying to sleep. I had the overwhelming sense of being watched, like something was right by my face. I refused to open my eyes. I told it to get lost. Fourth night was giggles.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
At first I thought you were going to watch all three in one sitting, and wow that's a lot of Argento for one evening. Whew.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Thank you so much for sharing.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The Breakfast Club turns 40 today
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Coyote / J. Stryker 🇨🇦 | Memento Vivere 🍃 @easterncoyote.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Tired: Goat yoga. Wired: Opossum yoga. Yes, you read that correctly. Yoga with friendly opossums is an actual thing in Indiana. Check out the photos for a small dose of joy. ‘Poses with ‘Possums’ offers chance to move, connect with nature and raise awareness www.chicagotribune.com/2025/01/21/p...
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‘Poses with ‘Possums’ offers chance to move, connect with nature and raise awareness
Downward ‘possum might not be a traditional yoga pose but Shadow, Twig and Flapjack are trying to change that.
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Gerald L. Coleman @geraldcoleman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Surprise! 🎊🎉🎈 The Kickstarter for my new upcoming release—Incendiary: poems & essays— is live! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ger...
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Incendiary
Poems & Essays
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
A most enjoyable evening.
A stage is indirectly lit by soft blue light. Behind a podium, a projector screen displays the cover art for author Grady Hendrix's new book, "Witchcraft for Wayward Girls." The art consists of an ethereal hand rising from a black and turquoise lava lamp.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I miss Sassy Magazine.
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tonia ransom @missdefying.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
In other news, I’m going back to school because tech is literally killing me with the stress of the constant search for work. I’m a Black single mom with PTSD and ADHD and could *really* use your help bridging the income gap. Please help? gofund.me/db894df3
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Donate to Empower Tonia: A Single Mom's Quest for a Stable New Career, organized by Tonia Ransom
Hi! I'm Tonia. I'm a single mom with PTSD and ADHD, and an un… Tonia Ransom needs your support for Empower Tonia: A Single Mom's Quest for a Stable New Career
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The banner image on my profile is the woods where I grew up. It makes me smile every time I look at the photo. I love where I live now, but I will never not miss where I grew up. My only regret about moving away is that we don't have teleporters yet,
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Well! Infinity Nikki was suggested to me, and my entire evening just went poof! Definitely magic.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I bet your local library could help with this. They repair books all the time. Paperbacks are probably trickier than hardbound, but I bet they could point you in the right direction.
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm sorry, Misi. That must have been a very difficult decision to make.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I don't post much. I've always been more of a lurker. But I'm here.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
@margueritekenner.bsky.social Alex told me to go look at your Twiglet photos and I'm so glad I did. What a cutie! 😻
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Linda D. Addison @nytebird45.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Scare Up the Vote DON'T MISS this HUGE event to make history for Kamala Harris! Live online event with appearances from Stephen King, Tananarive Due, Cynthia Pelayo, Bryan Fuller (Hannibal), Scott Derrickson (The Black Phone), Don Mancini (creator of Chucky) & MANY MORE! REGISTER scareupthevote.com
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PseudoPod 🎙️ @pseudopod.org · 24/09/2024
Do you have any idea how much work it takes to feed a family of tentacles? The unwashed souls of hapless fools just don't grow on trees!!! So, if you've ever enjoyed the weirdness we've added to your life, please consider supporting @escapeartists.net on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/EAPodcasts
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Bringing free and accessible short fiction to a global audience
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Rachael, I am over the moon for you. Congratulations, my dear, awesome friend!
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Katherine I @chesneycat.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
You can even vote for @castofwonders.org in the who-are-we-kidding-LeVar-Burton-is-winning-that podcast category!
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Katherine I @chesneycat.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Who has an awesome team and made the semiprozine longlist? @castofwonders.org that's who!
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Peachtree Corners / Dunwoody area. Haven't seen or heard any at all! I'm not terribly disappointed, but I was expecting to at least see a few.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
I'm glad you're seeing them, too! 💜 I am surprised I haven't seen a single cicada after all the hype. They apparently didn't make it to my neck of the woods.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
I've been seeing a lot of fireflies this year. It makes me very happy.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
I did. Can confirm, it was pretty epic. It was a raucous crowd; lots of folks screaming and yelling (telling Neo what to do / not to do, etc). I'll always remember the experience.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
It's been a trying week here as well. Let us both enjoy some relaxation this weekend!
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Nitzer Ebb makes for excellent workout music. MUSCLE AND HATE!
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
I just spent five minutes looking for my phone, which I was holding in my right hand the entire time. So how's your Monday going?
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Mental illness is illness. It's not a fucking moral failing.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
I've been there. I'm so sorry.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Oh my gosh! I hope it passes quickly!
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
One of my cats abandoned a warm sunbeam for my lap. There's a Christmas miracle for you.
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
That's good to know. Thanks!
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
I've had to get my salt from the same place lately. So far so good on that, but they've been out of stock of a LOT of things. I used to use subscribe & save for a lot of household essentials. Every month they tell me they don't have half my stuff available.
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Nightmare Magazine @nightmare-magazine.com · 16/11/2023
Great news! We'll be opening to submissions in January for the first time in over a year! Check out our submissions guidelines page for details: adamant.moksha.io/publication/...
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Moksha
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Skyla Dawn Cameron @skyladawn.ca · 15/11/2023
If you don’t like to write and need a plagiarism machine to help you come up with ideas, have you considered maybe writing is not for you? 🤔
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Melissa V. Hofelich @melissavh.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Earl Grey with lavender to accompany today's edit session. So fragrant and lovely on an autumn morning with just the barest hint of a chill in the air.
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