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Melissa Stetten

@melissastetten.bsky.social
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LA via Kalamazoo. Trying to finish writing a book but I have ADHD & a child. Web Crawlers. Pistol Shrimps 🏀

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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sirāt is the most emotionally brutalizing horror movie I think I've ever seen. Is there a support group for this movie?
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Just got put on an FBI watchlist for this
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Lob City 4 ever 🥹
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Congrats to my husband! Quick question: what’s “Star Gate”? Jk I’ve seen it …or have I?
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
it’s fun that fans of both teams want to die right now
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Ohtani as the final batter is some sick shit
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Hope I’m not there til midnight :)
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
they should make the ball 5% larger next inning and see if anyone notices
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
me watching baseball: there it is, the baseball
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
In the 18th inning they all have to ride horses
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Shazam’d Wonderwall at the Oasis concert last night
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
What are they gonna do? Take away all the Clippers first round draft picks?
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
my fav thing about having a 2 year old is when she screams I WANT NEW ELBOWS and looks at u like you’re insane cuz you don’t understand what she means
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
yes of course I requested Sherri Papini’s book from the library
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
should I buy the jelly sandals all the girls are wearing or should I just stick my foot in a blender
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
u love to see it
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Watching the 1998 movie Sphere based on the Michael Crichton novel on Tubi AMA
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
today I learned about Lafufus from my 9 year old niece which are counterfeit Labubus. I love living in 2025
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Excited for the Clippers to win the 2014 championship!
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
thinking about getting really into overnight oats
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
it’s Hell week in LA for ppl with babies & pets (fireworks)
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
“The jury, comprising of eight men and four women…” oh well that’s why
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
firing missiles at each other is such boy behavior
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
can’t believe I’m not GM for the Clippers
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
is this cuz no one went to his parade
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Michigan 4ever
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Trump just proves u can get away with anything when you’re hot
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
ICE crossed a line in LA
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
im so desperate for something new to watch I just googled “tv shows”
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Best books I read last month. I also read one that had great reviews but it may have been the worst book ever written. It shall remain nameless #booksky
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
made the mistake of looking at an author’s instagram while reading their book and saw they took a mirror selfie with an ipad :(
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
A voodoo donuts just opened in my neighborhood and the guy on the logo looks like the steampunk guy I had a one night stand with in 2007 who legally changed his name from Greg to Aspen
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
calling 911 to report the audiobook I’m listening to for mouth sounds
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Saw a high school kid at the park wearing a Massive Attack shirt and was gonna complement him but then thought I might ruin his day cuz he doesn’t want a millennial with a toddler thinking he’s cool
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I’m so happy we traded him away for Paul George and Kawhi. No really it was a fantastic move. Congrats to the clippers perfect basketball team no notes.
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
men will literally climb over frozen dead bodies and trash instead of going to therapy
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
when u own a lot of homes the statistical likelihood of a dead body washing ashore at one of them increases
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
ok maybe Matt Gaetz was more qualified for this job
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
books I read recently that I loved. always looking for recommendations! #booksky
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
the thing with Sinners is that it made being a vampire look fun as hell, I admire their sense of community
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I’ve got PTPD (post The Pitt depression)
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
need the Clippers to win for my mental health
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
This is the Clippers year to win it all you heard it here first folks
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Kawhi I believe in u
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I had the highest grade in my college econ class and became a TA the next semester but god as my witness I couldn’t explain a single fucking thing about what’s going on with the stock market
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I know the economy is crashing but more importantly Milchick is in the Mission Impossible trailer!
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Melissa Stetten @melissastetten.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
white lotus trying to convince us someone is gonna use an unwashed blender of spoiled milk
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