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melissapoole05.bsky.social

@melissapoole05.bsky.social
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I am petty AF. I *will* be the one to tell MAGA, when their new reality sets in, you bought the ticket and now you get the ride. Oh, I'm a mom, business owner and an all around bitch. I ain't quiet and no one is ever going to say, "she was full of grace".

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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Madison
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Catherine of Aragon
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Warning: Verbally Graphic Post. GenX is taking it over a Waffle House trash can without lube this week. First Dolly. Then Tim Curry. Today Peter Cullen who you know but don't know was the voice of Optimus Prime and Eeyore. WTH!
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The rest of us are living in fear. They are living with their consequences. 'Terrified' MAGA couple turns on Trump after brutal encounter: 'We are living in fear' www.rawstory.com/trump-maga-i...
rawstory.com
'Terrified' MAGA couple turns on Trump after brutal encounter: 'We are living in fear'
A man who voted for President Donald Trump three times is decrying the administration after his wife's arrest left her "terrified."A Sunday article by The New York Times detailed how Brent Jindra and ...
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No, everyone else is living in fear. They are living with consequences.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Pam Tillis is awesome.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is he subject to the new testosterone testing because I'm not sure he'll pass.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Some of us believe there should be 1 more step in the process.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So, please understand the reason people like me think you're in a cult is because for years you told us Reagan was the greatest President ever and, yet, here you are celebrating the dismantling of things he fundamentally believed in.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
signature legislation. There has been no President who was more pro immigrant and asylum seekers than Reagan.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
For decades I have listened to Republicans absolutely revere Ronald Reagan. You had him on the highest pedestal possible and now none of you have the self awareness or, perhaps, the education to grasp that these SC decisions along with the current policies undo some of Reagan's...
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As a GenX-er, I know there are only 3 appropriate things that should be on all day on July 4th. 1. Jaws 2. Yankee Doodle Dandy 3. Independence Day Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Apply that same logic to Religion.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I believe Liz Cheney told them exactky what would happen.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Maybe this will go the way of the others and we'll be done with him.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
He has to build it first.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
And it was Easy Like Sunday Morning.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I truly do not pray for people to die and I really don't care if its natural causes, Adderall OD, the tertiary syphilis or Iran that gets him. I only pray, and I pray for this every day, that Obama wears the tan suit to the service.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Best use of a song in a political ad ever.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Trying to Reason wirh Hurricane Season-Jimmy Buffett?
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Or pay him enough.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Not if its factual.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The secretary of war is a drunk so is any of this surprising?
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Corpsy @corpsepilot.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If you're interested in the Epstein crimes, murders, cover-ups, files etc and have 1:11:15 to watch an in depth dive into it at some point, here's the video I recommend.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
People telling us "don't worry as long as you have your birth certificate" after spending 8 years rejecting Barack Obama's birth certificate is peak bullshit.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I believe in ripping the band-aid off when delivering bad news, so here goes. Jesus doesn't speak English in case you were thinking of not showing up when he comes.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
In the event this is, in fact, true; I'd like to pre-emptively apologize-for absolutely fucking NOTHING. I said what I said and posted what I posted. Thank you for your attention to this matter. www.scworld.com/brief/dhs-su...
scworld.com
DHS subpoenas target social media accounts critical of Trump Administration
Homeland Security has employed administrative subpoenas, which do not require judicial oversight, to request identifiable information from tech and phone companies.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
How about they reduce their rate hike first? Especially given that out here in the country if a squirrel tinkles in the woods, we may lose power for 2 days.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Were there absolutely no non melanated journalists covering this? Because, I find that extremely hard to believe.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Don't leave out the invasion of Fulton County GA's election offices.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You can buy gas masks on Amazon. We bought one (a real one) for my son's Halloween costume a couple of years ago.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I'm glad they clarified because I thought she finally released the Epstein Files.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
With who?
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Canada doesn't have 🦇💩 crazy in charge so they got to see General Hospital today.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Facts! I find myself saying “that’s some white people shit” a lot for someone who is in fact, white.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
There is a legally and judicially adjudicated rapist, an admitted sexual assualter ("grab 'em by the pussy" is sexual assualt), a 34 count convicted felon justifying state sponsored murder in the streets, but please go on about the morality of using the word fuck publicly.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The government is paying and giving guns to people who could likely not pass a background check to own a gun or obtain a conceal carry permit and yet people are legit "surprised" re MN. Wake the fuck up. Factor in, not 24 hrs ago the tertiary syphilis riddled dictator floated canceling elections.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Like Satan, even they don't want him.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
He really didn't need to announce the virginity. We took one look and knew.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Same in NC. It'd going tp be almost 80 today. I told my family I'm wearing my Margaritaville wear and since its Jimmy Buffett's birthday, it counts as appropriate attire.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Perhaps, and I'm just spitballing here, if you're being asked to apologize, its not because you're white, but you are a racist asshole.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Yall, I am 51 yo. My generation was the first to attend fully integrated schools starting in K. I went to an HBCU. My son, also white, attends that same HBCU today. No one, at any time in the history of my life, has asked me to apologize for being white.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Be sure you're stocked up on Tequila and Margarita Mix for Thursday as we prepare to celebrate Jimmy Buffett's Birthday.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I cannot decide if a white dude, from the trailer park, accusing a black woman of having a "street cred persona" and throwing shade at her "fake nails" while wearing eye liner, mascara and tinted lip balm is peak irony or merely murdering irony.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
PA
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I knew it was coming this week because what happens on Friday?
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Of course it is. And those paying attention knew it was coming this week (I thought tomorrow). What happens on Friday? If you know, then this makes complete sense.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I like 'Demonic C*nt'. Although I know that's a word offends people but she really is demonic.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Everytime I see these types of articles, I think to myself, "did these folks *never* see A Few Good Men".
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