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melissapoole05.bsky.social

@melissapoole05.bsky.social
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I am petty AF. I *will* be the one to tell MAGA, when their new reality sets in, you bought the ticket and now you get the ride. Oh, I'm a mom, business owner and an all around bitch. I ain't quiet and no one is ever going to say, "she was full of grace".

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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Warning: Verbally Graphic Post. GenX is taking it over a Waffle House trash can without lube this week. First Dolly. Then Tim Curry. Today Peter Cullen who you know but don't know was the voice of Optimus Prime and Eeyore. WTH!
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The rest of us are living in fear. They are living with their consequences. 'Terrified' MAGA couple turns on Trump after brutal encounter: 'We are living in fear' www.rawstory.com/trump-maga-i...
rawstory.com
'Terrified' MAGA couple turns on Trump after brutal encounter: 'We are living in fear'
A man who voted for President Donald Trump three times is decrying the administration after his wife's arrest left her "terrified."A Sunday article by The New York Times detailed how Brent Jindra and ...
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Some of us believe there should be 1 more step in the process.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
For decades I have listened to Republicans absolutely revere Ronald Reagan. You had him on the highest pedestal possible and now none of you have the self awareness or, perhaps, the education to grasp that these SC decisions along with the current policies undo some of Reagan's...
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As a GenX-er, I know there are only 3 appropriate things that should be on all day on July 4th. 1. Jaws 2. Yankee Doodle Dandy 3. Independence Day Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I truly do not pray for people to die and I really don't care if its natural causes, Adderall OD, the tertiary syphilis or Iran that gets him. I only pray, and I pray for this every day, that Obama wears the tan suit to the service.
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Corpsy @corpsepilot.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If you're interested in the Epstein crimes, murders, cover-ups, files etc and have 1:11:15 to watch an in depth dive into it at some point, here's the video I recommend.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
People telling us "don't worry as long as you have your birth certificate" after spending 8 years rejecting Barack Obama's birth certificate is peak bullshit.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I believe in ripping the band-aid off when delivering bad news, so here goes. Jesus doesn't speak English in case you were thinking of not showing up when he comes.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
In the event this is, in fact, true; I'd like to pre-emptively apologize-for absolutely fucking NOTHING. I said what I said and posted what I posted. Thank you for your attention to this matter. www.scworld.com/brief/dhs-su...
scworld.com
DHS subpoenas target social media accounts critical of Trump Administration
Homeland Security has employed administrative subpoenas, which do not require judicial oversight, to request identifiable information from tech and phone companies.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Were there absolutely no non melanated journalists covering this? Because, I find that extremely hard to believe.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Canada doesn't have 🦇💩 crazy in charge so they got to see General Hospital today.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Facts! I find myself saying “that’s some white people shit” a lot for someone who is in fact, white.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
There is a legally and judicially adjudicated rapist, an admitted sexual assualter ("grab 'em by the pussy" is sexual assualt), a 34 count convicted felon justifying state sponsored murder in the streets, but please go on about the morality of using the word fuck publicly.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The government is paying and giving guns to people who could likely not pass a background check to own a gun or obtain a conceal carry permit and yet people are legit "surprised" re MN. Wake the fuck up. Factor in, not 24 hrs ago the tertiary syphilis riddled dictator floated canceling elections.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Yall, I am 51 yo. My generation was the first to attend fully integrated schools starting in K. I went to an HBCU. My son, also white, attends that same HBCU today. No one, at any time in the history of my life, has asked me to apologize for being white.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Be sure you're stocked up on Tequila and Margarita Mix for Thursday as we prepare to celebrate Jimmy Buffett's Birthday.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I cannot decide if a white dude, from the trailer park, accusing a black woman of having a "street cred persona" and throwing shade at her "fake nails" while wearing eye liner, mascara and tinted lip balm is peak irony or merely murdering irony.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Of course it is. And those paying attention knew it was coming this week (I thought tomorrow). What happens on Friday? If you know, then this makes complete sense.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You can disagree with me but, whenever this can happen, The Barack Obama Ballroom does flow nicely off the tongue.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I'm old enough to remember a time that if a gentleman heard a man say this to a woman, they'd have kicked his ass-regardless of who it was.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, "Big Beautiful Bill" means something completely different.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
You know what's stupid? He, or any man, thinking women give a f*ck what they think.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Hate has a price and I have no problem watching them pay it. They had to get bailed out TWICE the last time, so they knew the impact of his tariffs. Therefore, they voted for the racism. The misogyny. The xenophobia. And now they want us to employ and display the very empathy they mocked us for?
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
With a straight face and not an ounce of irony, this was said as the "commander and chief" looked on. The one who surrendered at The Battle of the Escalator last week. people.com/secretary- of-war-pete-hegseth-shames-fat-troops-and-generals-11821441
people.com
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Forgive me for not taking medical advice from a dude who planned to eat roadkill and swims in shit. That's a hard no for me.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I don't remember the exact verse but it's in the Book of Revalations that when Marjorie T Green, Bernie Sanders and Tucker Carlson all agree, it's the sign of the apocalypse and we've reached end times.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Yall realize we could have had a President with an undergrad in Economics and a Law Degree. Now, we're putting tariffs on penguins.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
DUI hire! www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
theatlantic.com
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
If you are unfamiliar with the Enabling Act of 1933, I suggest you become familiar with it real quick.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I'm just pointing this out, look what they're doing to the 1st Amendment. The 5th Amendment. The 24th Amendment. The 14th Amendment. All in 45 days. What the f*ck makes you think the 2nd Amendment is safe? I ain't been wrong yet so you might want to ponder this.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The do your own research crowd of 2020/21 eating horse dewormer and bleach with a light up their ass then posting like they were running a Stage 3 clinical trial in their kitchen, don't know the difference between transgenic and transgender? Color me shocked.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Anyone else felt this was appropriate last night?
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I am grateful that we have clarified through Executive Order that English is the official language. Now, perhaps we can fund the Department of Education and allow them more freedom to focus on teaching individuals to read and write it properly.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
It feels like a good time to remind folks that the last time these tariffs were put on, we had to bail out the farmers to the tune of $32 billion.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
As a Gen Xer, I didn't think I could be more horrified and ashamed-and I lived through people thinking Vanilla Ice was cool. But, here we are.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
President Z has balls of steel. Our 2 yahoos have a 1/2 a testicle they share.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
How long until they figure out that when Mamaw Maga gets booted from the assisted living, they're gonna have to quit their job to look after her.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
it would be a real shame if thousands of people emailed a list of all the things they did this week and rendered the micromanager-in-chief’s email address unusable. a. real. shame. HR@opm.gov use it as you will…
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Did I miss where there's been a WH briefing or Congressional press conference that all these layoffs, closures or the basic murder of our democracy translates into tax cuts for any of us? I think the singular biggest illusion magas have is that all of this is going to save them any kind of money.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I cannot tell you how glad I am that, having lived through the the East Coast vs West Coast war in the 90s, the plastic vs paper straw war has ended. I've lost a lot of sleep over that so, kudos, for getting that resolved.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I ask the regretful voters if it was the smart. The black. Or, the woman that bothered them the most.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I filed an ACLU complaint this morning for violation of my 4th Amend right for the illegal seizure of my private information by an unconfirmed, unelected individual, through the pay system of the US as well as the Dept of Ed in violation of the '74 Rt to Privacy Act and the '18 Data Protection Act.
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
@marcelias.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social Can a legal complaint be filed or a class action suit for violation of the 1974 Privacy Act and/or the 2018 Data Protection Act for the unlawful access to our personal data by an unelected, unconfirmed ind who is not a Federal employee?
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melissapoole05.bsky.social @melissapoole05.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas and...
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🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷 @msgrumpybunny.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS! Women NATIONWIDE can still receive safe, effective and affordable medication abortion services via the #ASafeChoice Network of physicians. Please share 🙏🏼. social.demcast.com/s/Y4YK58sE
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