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Melhi

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Feeling lazy, so just imagine I typed something fabulously witty and profound, here.

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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Forgot to grab my "I voted" sticker, but I did early vote, today. So did hubs.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
youtu.be/d92spmbiD5g?... This earworm has been camped out in my head since Monday... hmmm... it's a complete mitchtery what might have put it there.
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Jan & Dean "Vegetables"
YouTube video by Humphrey Pushkart
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hmmm... looks familiar... youtube.com/shorts/hS3o8...
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Old Man in a rocking chair #animatronic from #biglots #halloween display
YouTube video by Mikey's Jawsome Channel
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Movie idea: Politician... very old, very evil... dies. His minions cover it up for a few months while a team of evil experts carefully skin his corpse to sew onto a hastily crafted robot frame. Then it returns to his seat in the legislature & hijinx ensue. Hmm. Why do I feel like it's been done?
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This should be Mitch's official theme song. youtube.com/watch?v=IKCl...
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"Stop, I'm Already Dead"
YouTube video by DeadboyElephantmen
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I would have bet my last dollar that Cecilia Giménez (of "Monkey Christ" fame) had passed away, but must be Mandella Effect because it looks like she's over here getting lucrative no bid "destroy an historic art work with nothing more than paint and a ticky tacky dream" contracts. You go girl!
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A big heart felt "go f*** yourself" to each and every person taking perverse pleasure in the doxxing of Banksy. What the f*** is wrong with you people?
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I've heard rumors that the shoes are a test to see whether he can successfully bottle his bathwater and sell it to them as a beverage, but that seems far-fetched. I think he's much more likely to just start charging them up the wazoo for the (so far, complementary) straws.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Me like 2 months ago: hey gemini, can you remember my mom's recipe for me? Gemini: Yes. Gemini EVERY time I ask it ANYthing, since then: Now that I've answered your question, would you like to make your mom's recipe now? Ugh.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Is it just me or has Gemini taken a huge turn for the off-puttingly clingy in the last couple of weeks?
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Damnatio Memoriae is the Latin term for the ancient Egyptian practice of erasing bad Pharaohs from history by removing noses from their statues (to suffocate their soul) and by filing away their cartouches so their name is forgotten. I hear this practice is about to enjoy a modern revival.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
He's a tenant. Period.
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Proud Veteran @roghair.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sad ending, today, for the historic White House Family Theatre (which wasn't named The Roosevelt Theatre solely because FDR wasn't a narcissistic lunatic <-- a fact that should be added to its Wiki.) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_H...
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White House Family Theater - Wikipedia
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
If I understand correctly, if he pardons her, once the pardon is delivered and accepted, she can publicly implicate him and there's not jack sh*t he can do about it. The pardon would stand. He would fall. I wonder if he'll factor that into his decision.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Are they gone yet?
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Marvel superhero toys, clothes and other merch, Star Wars toys, clothes and other merch, Disney princesses toys, clothes and other merch... these made up the bulk of my planned 2025 Christmas shopping list for the grandkids... making a new list that doesn't include any of those things.
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888 @888lik.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The late President is late!
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David W. Barber @bachbeethoven.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Proof-of-life video now 30 min late. The late Donald Trump.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 02/09/2025
New York does not miss. The bleach did it for me. 😭
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Today is my birthday.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 05/06/2025
MAJOR BREAKING: Elon Musk says Trump is in the Epstein Files and that's why they have not been released to the public
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
youtu.be/YsGjFh1ke44?...
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Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz (Official Video)
YouTube video by Taco
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Anyone else keep getting student loan calls allegedly from a Janice Wagner? I do not have nor am I seeking a student loan, so I'm assuming it's some kind of scam. ???
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Since when does the govt decide how many toys or pencils our kids can have? Since when is any freedom loving American OK w letting the govt decide how many toys or pencils our kids can have? What's next, kids don't need 3 meals/day, they only need 2/week? (Spoiler: Yes. That's exactly what's next.)
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
You know who doesn't grow up to go on dates, get their own places, get married, start families, get jobs, pay taxes or even just keep wiping their own asses on the daily? Kids who die from the measles. They don't get to grow up at all.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Legit the best thing any Dem has done to date in response to Trump and it happened because he cared more about serving his constituents than public polling about immigration.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 16/04/2025
I’m about to board my flight to El Salvador, where I hope to meet with senior government officials to discuss the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. I also hope to see Kilmar and check on his condition — and remind him that we won’t stop fighting until he’s home.
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Headed to El Salvador to meet with government officials and discuss return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia
YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Anthony Morse, one of my ancestors on my maternal grandma's side, arrived in the Americas in 1635 from Marlboro, England. Gerret VanSwearingen, one of my ancestors on my maternal grandpa's side, arrived in 1656 from The Netherlands. I feel like that's less trivial right now than it ever should be.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Cashed out of my last remaining tiny bit of Tesla stock, today. (Have been selling it off gradually for years and years, so was down to only a fraction of a share left, anyway.) Also dumped my Biglari (Steak n Shake) stock.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Sure he sent the secret plan to the media, but in his defense he's very drunk AND very stupid. Isn't why he was nominated in the 1st place? After all, the goal is to wreck the place with wild abandon, right? Like J6 but on everything, not just one building. He's meeting expectations.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Just finished binge watching Deli Boys on Hulu. Gonna need season 2 to happen like now...
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Remember when: www.businessinsider.com/truck-owners....
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Truck owners are blocking Tesla Superchargers in 'ICE-ing' protests
Some drivers are comparing the practice to "rolling coal," or creating excess exhaust from a diesel engine.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
"Illegally boycott" Wow.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I haven't felt talkative or interactive for a long while, so this is my own fault, but I feel invisible here. If you can see this, maybe help me out a little by liking or even dropping a harmless generic comment... like what color socks you're wearing today. (Mine are blue, btw.) Thanks. :)
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
When I was in grade school, I lived in the same town of 400 my gma grew up in. On walks, she'd point out where her classmates lived & died (measles, mumps, flu, tb...) Sadly, it's looking like my grands (ages 5 to 7) may someday take similarly depressing walks w their grands. Good old days, my ass.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Today is hubs' and my 27th wedding anniversary. Came way too close to losing him, this year. I am feeling SO fortunate he's still here. It's crazy that a year ago, today, we didn't even know he had cancer yet. I am so fortunate to still have him here with me. ♡♡♡♡
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
ON TRUMP’S (APPARENTLY) RECORD HIGH APPROVAL RATING (Part 1 of 3)
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Just saw my dad's HS yrbook pic from his freshman year. I'd never seen it before. Local library has it online. I was just browsing to see old shots of the town. Didn't know they had digitized old yearbooks, too. What a special treat to get to see Dad looking so young & alive. Miss him & Mom so much.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
In case anyone is wondering... it's really fucking cold outside.
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STEVE HUFF @huff.substack.com · 20/01/2025
Catastrophizing helps no one. My 1st child was a preemie in the NICU for 2 mos. I was with her every night. My brother died by suicide at 41. Sister of apparent illness at 58. Both parents died in 2023. Catastrophizing is natural in those situations. It only ever made me feel profoundly depressed.
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greg @mistergeezy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Some of you downloaded that rednote app without doing your research. 😂
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Ooh, everyone's pre-planning their Monday TV viewing! I'll have 2 of my grandsons on Monday. They're 5. They'll get to pick. If they decide to watch TV at all (big if,) they'll likely decide to binge either Bluey or ThatNateGuyonYouTube touring Spirit Halloweens. They always choose one of those.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Today would have been Dad's 78th birthday. It used to be such a happy day. Now, not so much.
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I've always thought it's weird that we've never had generic cars marketed to/through independent (iow, non-franchise) lots. Basic: sedan, passenger van, cargo van, single cab full bed pickup, suv. Standard features, no frills. Just white. (OR maybe 3 color choices: black, white, silver.) *shrug*
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
🧵 How do we know Trump is full of sh** when he shrieks about “hydrants running dry”? Because in 2016, a horrendous wildfire hit Gatlinburg Tennessee. Hydrants ran dry and 14 people died. A higher death toll than the LA Fires. But Tennessee had a GOP governor, so newly-elected Trump posted:
Excerpt from Wikipedia:

“President-elect Donald Trump
tweeted: "My thoughts and prayers are with the great people of Tennessee during these terrible wildfires. Stay safe!"[24][25]”
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Melhi @melhi.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Step 1. Rename Gulf Step 2. ?? Step 3. Cheap eggs.
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