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tierney cyren @bnb.im · 25/07/2025
fun news! I was laid off from Twilio. going to take this weekend to chill out, and will start looking for roles next week. if you or someone you know is looking for staff/principal level Developer Advocacy, OSPO, dev infra, or similar roles pass them along! reposts from tech folks appreciated <3
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Duo, I’m just trying to do my little lesson to take my mind off all of my family down in Southern California. 😩
A Duolingo ad featuring a character saying “so there’s literally nothing to worry about” while holding a fire hose in front of a house engulfed in flames while like 30,000 acres of Southern California have burned.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I fucking love speaking ill of the dead. Keep the memes flowing.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
I don’t know how this happened but I was terrified I was about to see too many moths. (I can’t stand moths.)
A post with a photo of a moth followed by a completely unrelated post by someone else that says “these next four moths are going to be fucking unbearable” but it was a typo for “months”
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
The highlight of my day is probably going to be that my phone autocorrected Cortini to crostini.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
#ICriedInAMeetingWithMyManagerToday 🙃
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
This has reminded me of the days when run-on snarky hashtags were a thing and I miss it because that is totally my kind of corny ass sense of humor.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
I often forget this thing exists, which is probably for the best.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
I’m something of an art collector
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
If you had told me a few years ago that I would become adept at shoving cotton swabs up my nose, I would have 1) not believed you and 2) been very confused.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Favorite pics of myself this year a.k.a. an exercise in realizing I have very few pics of myself
A person wearing all black with a partially shaved head taking a bathroom mirror selfie in a black bathroomA blurry photo of a face in a car at nightSomeone standing below a glowing pink James Turrell installation in ArizonaA person laying on a couch with a cat
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Decomposing post-work on the couch when a Signal group with some lovely folks blew up with gleeful memes.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
The xkcd comic “Are you coming to bed?” “I can’t this is important.” “What?” But instead of the final response being “someone is wrong on the internet” it’s “we’re celebrating Kissinger’s death on the internet”
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
A Spotify Wrapped slide but edited with a photo of war criminal Henry Kissinger, an absolute piece of shit of a person. The text includes: in my fuck imperialism era, Henry Kissinger is dead, finally something to celebrate in 2023, and who’s next?
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Honestly, the internet is at its best when a piece of shit dies.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
My favorite hobby when going out these days is seeing how many youths are in clown make up. I don’t understand it but please, continue to do your thing and confuse the elders.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
This. And if you start feeling defensive about this, maybe don’t follow me, and also understand that I include the US in this statement.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Here’s a shelter puppy for your timeline.
A white German shepherd puppy laying on the floor and getting neck pets from an outstretched hand.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
I’m bad at the internet lately but here’s a spoopy cat and the US should be tried for war crimes. ✌🏼
A tabby cat laying on a novelty Halloween cardboard scratcher decorated like a cemetery.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Have you ever stepped into a crosswalk at 11pm, wearing all black, while a driverless car tries to make an unprotected left turn, just to feel something.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Duo’s in on this discourse too?
A character with a speech bubble saying “Do you love mayo or do you love me?” in German from the Duolingo app.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Look at this tube of a cat.
A cat stretched along the top of a futon.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
I don’t think I have nearly enough opinions nor thirst to be on this app. I just want to nap.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
My only take on the mayo discourse is RIP Wildwood zesty garlic aioli. 😢
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
It’s very important that everyone sees this dog. And she can be yours! muttville.org/mutt/taffeta-10892
A fuzzy little light brown dog with bug eyes and an underbite.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
My list is so short. 😆 * currently own ^ I will run this thing into the ground 2000 Toyota Tacoma 2006 Honda Civic*^ 2015 Yamaha R3*
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
I forgot that I made this and I can’t believe my photo editing skills haven’t gotten more appreciation.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Give me one Viet coffee I’mma go back to bed Give me two Viet coffees AND I CAN SMELL COLORS
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Whoever is casting The Sandman deserves all of the praise and recognition and kittens and puppies. If this is who I think it is, IT IS EPIC 🥺, though I know @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com will just say “wait and see.”
Indya Moore on the set of The Sandman S2 with Kirby Howell-Baptiste and Tom Sturridge.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
To be fair, I can barely consider my skeets thoughts.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
I'm not usually one for more laws, but it should definitely be illegal for notifications to say "Your order has shipped!" when only a mailing label has been created.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I‘ve been taking a break from most social media for a while but it’s good to know Alf‘s dick is still being discussed here.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
🥲
A web form error saying it only accepts .jpg attachments and the attached file is .jpeg.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
So they get a tax write off and I pay $12 for a bus? No, thanks.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Every uncle trying to film a wedding on their iPad but with the goggles instead. 💀
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
“We truly live in an age of wonders” when you’re talking about timers is an ambitious statement.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Why can’t every weekend be like last weekend, where I see The Cure twice and eat my weight in potato chips.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
24. Right now, the users do not trust the team to develop or apply any policy, because the only effective way to prompt any moderation action has been, for weeks, to badger the team into doing something about specific (obvious) bad actors, and the users feel the decisions should have been obvious.
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Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · 27/05/2023
I’m sick of ppl wanting to hold space with ideologies who want ppl dead. I want marginalized people PROTECTED. Enough is enough.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
We scoff at poorly rendered AI limbs but forget that sometimes they look like this IRL. (Yes, this is just a fan page for my cat now.)
A tabby cat sitting in a confusing way.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Our cat is a mood
A gray brown tabby cat laying on the back of a futon looking dejected even though she lives a life of absolute comfort.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
This thread 👇
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Computer me: Please take all my emojis at face value; there is no subtext. 🥺 IRL me: Please stop asking if I’m ok. My face just always looks like that. 😐
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Katy @thekatertot.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Rest is not a reward. Rest is a necessity. You don't have to earn it. It has no moral value.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Seven years ago already, but Richter is forever. RIP 🖤
A selfie of a person and a German shepherd dog
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
I was not expecting to see ALF dicks and boobs on a big boat today, but such is the wonder of this place.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
All this boat talk has reminded me that I have had 3 separate conversations with different people where we talked about the show Below Deck, and I figured my confusion was because I was behind, and it wasn't until much later that I realized they were not talking about Star Trek: Lower Decks.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Our new foster dog has a lot of concerns.
A brown and black dog with medium hair and pointy ears staring at the camera.
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Mel @melc.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
My only Zelda memory is from when I attended an X-Files panel at Wondercon and they absolutely roasted a guy dressed as Link during the Q&A. I too would like to be destroyed by Gillian Anderson.
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