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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃

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We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over .30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's cute and in good taste! Brings me back to when my son was that age. I would put some mp3s on my Winapp app and then fire up the trippy screensaver plugin Milkdrop and we'd stare and listen. He called them the "vijduals".
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow, companies still make cars?
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Shit For
ALT: Shit For
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We put them in a paper bag, usually with avocados and mangoes. It seems to ripen everything pretty quickly.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, are they sure it can even turn?
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Of course the mythical person month applies. But what is AI if not small (per prompt cost) artificial persons?
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Recently we were told that our AI costs are 30 million. We were told that to justify that expense, we'd have to increase our productivity 300%. The implication is we have to increase velocity by using AI better. You could hire 150 SW engineers for 30M.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We have 4 kids and take about 20-30 books home every library trip.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The dude is the embodiment of the MCP.
The master control program from Tron
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm the fucking MASTER with the cool voices. You can't take that shit from me.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it would be ok over an adult conversation. "Oh yeah bud, I, uh...think your ex is kinda hot, you mind if I call her?"
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Crazy, right?
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A few things at play. If this were a Kia, I think it will sell well. Why? Americans don't like buying small American cars. Second: price. I do think more young people, who don't have kids or drive long distances, would own small vehicles if they were inexpensive to buy.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I honestly can't believe the Paramount Warner Brothers merger went through. Wait yes I can, lol, all these dipshits are in each other's back pocket.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The little bits at the bottom of the box soaked in milk is my guilty pleasure
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Frosted Mini wheats are GOATed though
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That Bronco market ain't ever gonna cool off, Coach. Get in there!
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Leonardo Dicaprio Rick Dalton
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ghoulies man
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Ghoulies Surprise Toilet Scene
Alt: Ghoulies Surprise Toilet Scene
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eh. It's a show. I can overlook the weird plot. The performances were really great across the board like you say.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"What the fuck are you even talking about?" is one of the greatest insults of all time. Because it's just explicit in rejecting outright whatever is being pushed, on its merits.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm so fuckin pumped....that he's not going to be in the contiguous United States for a moment.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do that a lot because I'm a bit hard of hearing. Yesterday, some guy got a "oh yeah for sure" from me when I didn't know that he was complementing me for blaring Dire Straits as I pulled into CVS. I got halfway to the pharmacy counter when it hit me. I should have gone back and fist bumped him.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hard to believe that's even real
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Security guard from Seinfeld, when George asks him if he'd like a chair, he says yes.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ha!
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd love to go to the ragu festival with the goat
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah man. Would love to see that one.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sue Ellen Mischke!
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nirvana: He had a moist ______.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You owe them money.
Delish coffee leads to a visit from the poop man.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You are a chatbot!
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cars themselves no longer exist. Ford's only cars are Sports cars.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You could also pretend to be in the police car from RoboCop.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Last Action Hero 180
Alt: Last Action Hero movie, villain says: if I did a 360 I'd go completely around and end up back where I started.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love reading something and having no fucking idea what it means.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The silver lining is every time I hear it, I know he's still alive.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bemis and Butthead
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chet is a name that has to come back. Never hated a guy named Chet.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wut
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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John Travolta & Nicolas Cage Face/Off Meme
Alt: John Travolta & Nicolas Cage Face/Off Meme
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuckin Waingro
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That implies you filled the tax return out. This year I'm shoving my W2 into the suck machine while gingerly rubbing my hands together and whispering "Daddy needs a new pair of shoes."
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just want a Suburban that has a 7.4L V8. Is that too much to ask.
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not a bad Cornell impression either
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Melba Toast Spooking 👻🎃 @melbatoast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Get me that Ponrit Coney right now.
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Smiling Foghorn Leghorn
Alt: Smiling Foghorn Leghorn
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