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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Babies cry beaacuse they want cigarettes and whiskey. And its NOT okay to give them it. Because they are manipulaters. They have no jobs #unemployment and then want to see if you can loan them just one? Excise you. My wife is lwaving me. I need this more than you!!!! You just lay around. #nosmomibg

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

new goggle sheets logo is horrific. What does this represent?? Doodoo in a toilet thats what!!Ugly!!! I see it and go into what i wish was a blind rage but i can still see that damn logo!!!!! DO SOMETHINGGGGG @developers.google.com @googlesheets.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social @nytimes.com @npr.org

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Everything is blue gray when i try to load this app.....on the day i was going to post about bush representation in media.....so if you ever think im quiet about something just remember. Was i silent? Or was i SILENCED

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I have normal feelings about my favorite sauce #normal

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

THREAD 🧵 I'm an INTJ so maybe that's why I don't understand, but why would Icarus fly so close to the sun? Of course he fell, logically what did he think would happen otherwise? If he thought critically, he would have understood what was going to happen. 1/?

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Sometimes your best friend's soulmate is your fave mistress #thatslife #yolo #humpday #iburpofrn

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I hope that when I go to the U.S. of A. (USA for short) They require me to show my social media. And then I show them and they go wow....you are so smart and sexy and funny..... And then I go I know very casually and coolly not like the other girls and they fall in love with me and then I kill them

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

They call it peenis cause theres pee in there #biology #geology #

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Taylor swift? More like tailor!!! Swift!!!! Button fell off my shirt I need it fixed asap (as soon as possible)

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Guys....have you ever heard of this?? Check it out!!! 👉👉spotify.com

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Seeing a full moon and remembering reverse psychology and wishing to capitalize on it: ohhhhh I sure hope a butch werewolf ISNT out here with me in the dark.... Then remembers Freud against my will: and she might or might have mommy issues I think?

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Is Brian Thompson also ghosting you guys or has he just been mad at me only. He broke our Snapchat streak and doesn't reply to the tiktoks I send him:/

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Just saw the sexiest bus ever do you think she likes girls

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Forgetting the word 'head': yea bro she gave me such good noggin last night

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

They call the hairstyle "ponytail" because ponys tails also hurt just like your scalp when you put you ur hair in the elastic band. We pay ponies over 45million $ a year for the right to use the word 'ponytail' but because they cant read, we give them only a dollar and say it's 45mil. Scamming them

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Friday night wooooooo . Anyone want to uhh. Sorry. Don't have snything funny zo post canceled. Come back tomorrow or in like 3 minutes. We'll see

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I was told the time I would get picked up would be 11:07 and it's 110:4 and they're here and I'm not yet cause there's still three minutes!!!!!; I timed everything out so perfectly and for what

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

rivers have got to he one if theeasg christmasy things ever like why is water flowing..xo u hate the holiday spirit... That should be SNOW

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Mel @melapples.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

the plane is currently landing and im clapping and cheering and youre staring at me in horror wanting me to stop and i wont stop. but then you realize youre staring cause ur jealous of my joy and realize that u wish u were that joyful again. and because im the reincarnation of ur dead wife. btw.

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