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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have a stamp for the QC is acceptable part. Sign and date
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Clue Extreme?
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love letter that opens into a small art gallery (1913)
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And a unicorn shadow! 🦄
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was so good 😍
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had the same crash out. I think they enjoyed rage baiting adults. 
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Tiny Harbor 📖⚓🌊 - a tiny book by @alleymcglynn "A teeny tiny tunnel book keepsake to capture memories made on the New England coast this summer." #book #art #paperart #miniature #hobby
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 06/10/2026
I know you all hate Instagram but the Alaska Sealife Center has an orphan baby walrus 🥹
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All these young people that are downtown for church or something need to stop trying to meet Jesus so soon. Slow down. I’m sure the guy will forgive you for being late to worship. Definitely look if you’re walking out between two cars out into the middle of a street.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My favorite recent post. I love petty Nancy. bsky.app/profile/nanc...
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you all know that you can get movies streamed with your @kclibrary.bsky.social library card through kanopy? I found it in the Libby app. If you don’t live in the KC metro, it may be available at a library near you! There are other extras too. I haven’t checked them out yet.
Kanapy screenshot in Libby showing several movie titles.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just had coffee and a snack from a work-sponsored coffee cart. I’m sad I missed the days of people selling sandwiches from a cart in cubicle spaces. Snacks are better when delivered from carts.
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Kristin sends Tots & Pears @tinphx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mine was the Teen Wolf transformation. 😐
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*my monstera is in my office, not my bathroom. For the record. 😂
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve decided to keep just a piece of mine in a smaller pot and I’m going to put a cherry tomato plant where the monstera is currently. I do have a lot of grow lights. Its worth trying.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chicken and dumplings. The kind where you simmer balls of dough on top of the stew. Or any variety of mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes are easier to come by than chicken and dumplings.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was talking to my cousin’s teenager yesterday, and there was a lull in the conversation. She looked at me and matter-of-factly said “I’m going to go now.” and walked away. I love it. I want us all to be able to say “I’m going to go now“ and walk away without feeling weird.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a sunburn on my right arm from being near a door. I was in a garage the entire time. A staircase was between me and a standard sized door to the backyard. Yet here I am with one sunburned arm. 🙃 WHITE
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was in fact delicious
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unsolicited advice 1: make it fun Unsolicited advice 2: LoJack that shit.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have stashes of ADHD drugs everywhere. I keep all of my prescription bottles in a bag that I affectionately call my weed bag.There’s no weed in it. It does have a tile tracker, though. I have a vintage pill box I keep in my purse with extra ADHD drugs and my work desk has a snackle box of drugs.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t love the bathroom situation, though. Casey’s pizza and one bathroom? I’m scared.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m going to a family reunion today at a tiny farmhouse with one bathroom. I have a very large family. Normally, it’s a potluck situation, but this year one of my aunts& uncles have $200 in Casey’s rewards, so we are having pizza. 😂 I love it.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep my meds in a heart-shaped container at Mr. Crouton’s house to increase my chances.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was so good ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m watching Used People and I can’t take it. It’s so sweet and romantic. There is 27 minutes left and I know they are going to break my heart before the end. 😩 🫣
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oooh.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuckin’ nazis
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I downloaded Substack. I wasn’t expecting a feed. I was expecting newsletters. I was definitely not expecting the feed to be Racist Racist Baby animal Racist How is that the default algorithm? I follow a democrat law professor, an NPR host, and a handful of people the NPR host recommended.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling
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Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling
PHOENIX—Carefully noting several mistakes he’d made while typing up what would ultimately be the worst mistake of his life, local man Carson Myers spent several minutes Tuesday double-checking the car...
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn’t hate either
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fine, I’ll listen to one Sturgill Simpson song and one new Taylor Swift song.
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D. Patrick Rodgers @dpatrickrodgers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at this absurdly well-behaved collie I met today. Looks like a book jacket author photo.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t know what I saw here, but they were right to tear it down. The place was cursed!
Great Mall of the Great Plains sign next to the Dickinson 16 entrance The horrible carpet in the mall
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had to go to YouTube for the Inuit history. I couldn’t find a book.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve decided to start a little geography/history project for myself. I’m terrible at geography, but I like history so I will learn them together. 👯‍♀️ I’m telling the internet so I don’t forget. Feel free to make recommendations.
A screenshot of Greenland looming over tiny Iceland on Google Maps. A screenshot of Libby with 2 borrowed books. 

Embers of the Hands: Hidden Histories of the Viking Age by Eleanor Barraclough

Saga Land by Richard Fidler and Kari Gislason
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t know what this means, but I too hope no one does anything dumb.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is why Xennials and Millennials have anxiety.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 30,1947
P1- NANCY ENTERS A LOCAL SUPERMARKET 
NANCY:I’D LIKE A CAN OF CONDENSED MILK
THE CLERK ANSWERS NANCY IN A LOUD AND RUDE MANNER 
CLERK: WHY TELL ME ABOUT IT!

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CLERK: THIS IS A SELF SERVICE STORE
NANCY: OKAY
NANCY CALMLY WALKS OVER TO A LARGE DISPLAY OF CANNED CONDENSED MILK STACKED ON THE FLOOR

P3- WE ARE LOOKING IN THE SELF SERVICE STORE FRONT WINDOW, NANCY IS ABOUT TO TAKE A CAN FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE STACK, THE CLERK IS RUSHING OVER TO TRY TO STOP NANCY FROM CAUSING STACK OF CANS FROM FALLING OVER
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today’s gremlin breakfast was smashed sweet potato with salt and pepper with a side of plain nonfat Greek yogurt topped with grape nuts and muesli. And you know what, it slaps
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
 I’ve decided there is a new breakfast category called “gremlin breakfast“ It may come with a requirement that you grew up in an ingredient only household.  This is when you have 99% healthy food in your house and you let your cravings dictate your meals instead of a meal plan.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That wooden suitcase is crazy. I don’t know enough about bees to know if it has enough holes, but it’s very cool.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would like to read it now. I’m going to look
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please validate my childhood memory. In either Bannister or Oak Park Mall there was a Hickory Farms store that had a rotisserie or warmer with meat slices in it served on a stick. In my memory they were huge. They were giant glistening sausage lollipops (sausage slice). At 4 yo, mall = sausage 🍭
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I looked up the Crown Center parking company who charged me $8 for 16 minutes even though I scanned the validation QR code. The internet is riddled with complaints about Metropolis. Can’t wait to join the class action lawsuit. I did finally get a refund because I said the magic word, “dispute”.
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Mel @melapoly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didn’t have anyone this morning to ask if my new dress was see-through. I did some side squats and pliés in the mirror, but it’s just not the same as asking a person. It was fun at least!
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