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Melanie Stryfe

@melaniethestorm.bsky.social
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Brasileira raised in Scotland, living in the US. Professionally known as Mel Avilo. Half of the best team to ever come out of Brasil. ((EFEDDING - NOT LOLA VICE))

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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ll bring some too.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good night if I do say so myself.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've got a few in Portuguese that I may or may not have taught Jo...
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The problem with the last part is, that’s what they do when you give them an inch.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I said it after Unstoppable and I'll say it again now: Stay mad.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When you get the band back together for an early morning workout.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
And here was me thinking lemons were bitter.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Batman Cracks His Knuckles - Batman
ALT: Batman Cracks His Knuckles - Batman
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Stay mad about it. I enjoy it.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Meanwhile Cheeto in Chief is mad that the World Cup celebrations weren’t about him 🤣
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
But keep proving me right. It’s fun.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No one is putting your words in your mouth. You’re bitching about your own stupidity just the same as you did a decade ago while claiming you’ve changed. Two things CAN be true at once. Unfortunately, not in your case.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
But she’s chaaaaaaaaaanged. She not like this anymore. Yeah she’s not the girl she was ten years ago and I renounced my Brazilian passport. 🙄
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Girl. You turned your back, knowing that there was a restart. That’s your fault. Quit whining.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
See, what did I tell you? I've ALWAYS had her number.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'd be curious to know how many WCs England have actually won. Wait.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
hey look at that, the latest identity crisis and a stroke of luck. Saying that, I may have gotten a strange look from my husband when my match in two weeks was announced. Totally worth it.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It's rare that Christian gets his facts wrong, as much as the difference is fairly inconsequential in the scheme of it. As is beating a debutante, other than the win that I needed.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If I was asking a question, I'd have used a question mark. Go prepare you vocals so you don't detroy your larnyx when you scream into the void for our match. Might be more productive for you.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm sure you said that about Mikayla, too. 🥱
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
//I don’t use the twitter machine at all anymore except because kids schools. Was aaaaaaaaaall bsky
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
// New phone problems: logging back into all your IC SM accounts
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Then there’s the FAFO after she whacked you and got Missy on her back.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Mine.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
//The fact that post got labelled for adult content 🤣
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Siiiiiiiiiiiiim! E breve tudo delas também!
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
THIS OTHER BITCH. 🥰 🥰 🥰
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Like it was ever ending differently!
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I know you well enough to know you weren’t at least 😊
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Still better at comedy than games, I see.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Like a hole in the head.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
No.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
True story. Now, once Cassandra is done with you, go back to the corner where you belong.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Silly girl thought she could go with me. Evidently not.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“A woman I am forced to respect.” Girl, nobody held you at gunpoint screaming you should respect anyone. You’re a grown ass woman, not a child.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
🖕
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hqe...
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Velvet Revolver - She Builds Quick Machines (Official Video)
YouTube video by velvetrevolverVEVO
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I am so looking forward to doing this properly again. This storm’s about to make landfall.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Beach days with @typhoonbianca.bsky.social
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
If you're trying to tell me that an anthropormophised anteater is less scary that fafao, you're being funnier than you ever planned to be. Not in a good way.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
To quote a couple very good friends of mine: fuckin AYE.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I mean...it's kids television and Brazil. Brazil itself, for all I love the place, is a horror show.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Believe it or not that's actually from a television show that I'm not actually old enough to remember.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Clearly they enjoyed me making a fool of her
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Honestly it was so much fun
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Someone say pool party?
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Do I get to help? When I’m not knocking bitches in the water?
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