Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've got a few in Portuguese that I may or may not have taught Jo... 100
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The problem with the last part is, that’s what they do when you give them an inch. 100
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I said it after Unstoppable and I'll say it again now: Stay mad. 001
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When you get the band back together for an early morning workout. 000
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026And here was me thinking lemons were bitter. 000
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comBatman Cracks His Knuckles - BatmanALT: Batman Cracks His Knuckles - Batman 001
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Meanwhile Cheeto in Chief is mad that the World Cup celebrations weren’t about him 🤣 021
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Girl. You turned your back, knowing that there was a restart. That’s your fault. Quit whining. 001
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026See, what did I tell you? I've ALWAYS had her number. 001
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I'd be curious to know how many WCs England have actually won. Wait. 100
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026hey look at that, the latest identity crisis and a stroke of luck. Saying that, I may have gotten a strange look from my husband when my match in two weeks was announced. Totally worth it. 100
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026It's rare that Christian gets his facts wrong, as much as the difference is fairly inconsequential in the scheme of it. As is beating a debutante, other than the win that I needed. 000
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 07/02/2026// New phone problems: logging back into all your IC SM accounts 100
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 28/01/2026//The fact that post got labelled for adult content 🤣 000
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Still better at comedy than games, I see. 000
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 26/08/2025True story. Now, once Cassandra is done with you, go back to the corner where you belong. 000
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Silly girl thought she could go with me. Evidently not. 001
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2025“A woman I am forced to respect.” Girl, nobody held you at gunpoint screaming you should respect anyone. You’re a grown ass woman, not a child. 000
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 23/08/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hqe...youtube.comVelvet Revolver - She Builds Quick Machines (Official Video)YouTube video by velvetrevolverVEVO 000
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I am so looking forward to doing this properly again. This storm’s about to make landfall. 000
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Beach days with @typhoonbianca.bsky.social 030
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Clearly they enjoyed me making a fool of her 001
Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Oh my God I'm dying. @typhoonbianca.bsky.social, a friend back in Scotland just sent me these. I'm laughing way too hard at Duolingo being absolutely stupid. 100