iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 1h

I think it’s beautiful when women have opinions

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 1h

bro got the swoopy hair of a middle schooler in 2012 but gray

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 2h

fucking all the excessive scar anchors loose

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 2h

when I get in line for Taco Bell vs when I get home and realize half my order is wrong

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 2h

How the fuck is bro supposed to get a job if he can’t go online and apply for it? Think about that dumbass.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 2h

“How do the fucking homeless people have phones??” Idk man you can get a phone for $200 and rent is $3500. The $200 phone should last at least a year and the $3500 is every month.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 2h

Oh you love mechsplo? do you disavow the blatant nazi thematics?

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 3h

I haven’t received any holes

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 3h

I’ll never stop chasing cisness. Anything less is an insult and a failure.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 3h

*DD Voice* Well you oughta just have Maggie (McGinnis) swap’em out with the Chimera Mk1

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 15h

It’s painful to address the hard truth that I will always be an impure beast, with my horrid contorted impression of the divine staring back at me in the pane.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 15h

As far as the observable, measurable metrics are, in nearly 8 years estrogen hasn’t done anything to my body other than give me gyno. It really feels like it’s pointless. I have doubts and think about cancelling FFS because it’ll probably just make me look like and even freakier male.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 15h

I keep going to more and more extreme and nonsensical lengths to try and find some sort of measure that you can actually change your sex but even as a “youngshit” at 17 it was too late. My skeleton is irreversibly male poisoned.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 15h

I held on to so much hope for so long and put myself through the wringer just to come out as wet as I went in

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 15h

I’ve been trying to organize my thoughts on what exactly being trans means to me for the past few weeks and I’ve failed to come up with anything positive. I just kind feel a low burn of shame and disgust 24/7 with my body, especially when someone else is forced to perceive it when I go outside.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 16h

praying this man will fix what she did to me in the next 2-5 business years

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 16h

chat, remind me to call Keith’s office for a vulva revision

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 17h

my pussy is a fashion statement

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sleepy nadine @dumbemoslut.bsky.social · 19h

if this happened to someone i love i would turn into a terrorist

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 21h

I am selling so many shovels to Democrats. They just keep digging until the shovels break and then some.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 22h

Rubbing my pussy crazy style, I cannot stop thinking about his hot throbbing member [3 Hours] [4KUHD]

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 23h

That would our new Johnny K model, that is replacing our original Blue Bonded Lancer model.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 23h

that’s why you should always splurge for a Williams Digger, for a much better dig.

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Mazda US @mazdaus.bsky.social · 23h

Huge news coming soon

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 23h

you should see that one about digging

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 23h

Our shovels are strong enough and break fiber optic cables and other data lines. Disclaimer: We cannot be held liable for damages

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 23h

You cannot be calling tortilla chips salsa shovels as that is trademarked and copyrighted.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 23h

I think every barista should have a shovel. This has nothing to do with sales trending at -18.47% for the quarter.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 23h

all holes are this to me

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

@hitachijp mind if a white boy speak a little 日本語？

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

Servicing Hole since 1978, where I pioneered new KPIs and efficiency metrics by consolidating my mom’s 3 holes into 1 as I burst forth into the world.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

I’m the hole man, Diggin’ Fillin’ Even emotional support, I’m the leading expert in all things hole.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

What you need is an Authentic William’s Digger, to dig through these trenches and land fantastic deals.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

I love seeing the free market work its magic.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

Such an activity is discouraged and voids all warranty or liability the William’s Digger company may have.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

Make sure your loved ones are buried with care, sell your groundskeeper quality equipment with an authentic William’s Digger™️

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

Wait that is not the one I wanted, how do you do this? Please do not use shovels on people.

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

Thinking about releasing a sequel

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

but it’s objectively funnier when it’s said from a man named “fart steve” is it not

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mel @hole-friend.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

it’s got holes on the end you’re supposed to line it all up with. my wife made me wear one for a month when she caught me looking at another woman on Grindr

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