Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction” - Sir Isaac Newton 0102
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I want to talk about how I got a pedicure for the first time in a minute (I’d been doing my own) and she massaged my foot in a way that made me feel something down there and how that alarmed me and can only be resolved by someone doing that to me intentionally… 110
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Finally saying goodbye to summer with a piece I wrote about my season in LA as a New Yorker! Read it to get a taste of how well behaved I was (and wasn’t) meicartier.substack.com/p/i-3-lameicartier.substack.comI <3 LAMy summer in LA as a New Yorker 1132
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yes my friend Lain is hot but also just an amazing person to be around and will make you feel SO cared for, a skill that seems to become rarer every day. You don’t want to miss out!! ❤️🔥 161
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is your chance to slide into my Venmo and sponsor Lucy and I reuniting over dinner ❤️🔥 031
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Poolside drinks don’t count…the sun absorbs them or something 🍹 2175
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My time coming to an end in LA this week is so bittersweet. While I’m excited to return to NYC, LA has grown on me. The gorgeous views, freshest fruits, pristine shopping, & fabulously hedonistic & like-minded company has been so incredible to experience and… 360
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You Can See Everything comes out October 16 which means let’s make plans now to see it in nyc!! 040
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Forget star signs for a minute, tell me which tmnt you most identify with 481
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Me: I’m lactose intolerant Also me: you can pry my pastries from my cold dead hands 170
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I think when you try too hard to be sexy you can miss out on experiencing the erotic 120
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 19/08/2026First date with a certified sweetheart 🖤 thanks for sharing a delicious mocktail and your photography skills :) 052
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I want to be cultured and see the Odyssey but I’m still emotionally recovering from spider-man 020
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’ve started cycling a bit this summer but my problem is I demand a reward 021
Reposted by Mei 🪷Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 23/07/2026You can take the girl out of the kingdom of heaven, but you can’t take the kingdom of heaven out of the girl 1112
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Who needs noise cancelling headphones when my thighs exist 0142
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 20/07/2026it’s honestly embarrassing when a guy isn’t letting himself finish bc he wants to “make the most” out of the session and then he ruins his own finale…way to get in the way of your own pleasure. Quality > quantity 120
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I feel so feminine when I fish a stray ibuprofen from the bottom of my purse and swallow it 💕 160
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Hi I’m a New American restaurant and whatever you order will come with 1lb of sliced red onions 011
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I’m like a ride share app.. if I say I’ll be there in 3 minutes it actually means 10 030
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Kissing: intentional. Give & take. And don’t be licking my front teeth for God’s sake 000
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Happy 4th! Stay safe out there (I’m outside drinking veuve out of a red solo cup 🐆) 071
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The lucky guy who takes me to see Oh, Mary! in nyc in late July will have the soul sucked out of him 🙂↕️ 150
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Hi I’d like to place an order for a large golden retriever of a man to pick me up and put me over his shoulder like it’s nothing thanks 💕 071
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Saw a man in the gym doing face pulls. On his knees. I know good boy behavior when I see it 😏 020
Mei 🪷 @meicartier.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Stopped at the bodega last night and asked the clerk to get something for me off a high shelf. Reader, he stepped down from behind the counter and was shorter than me. But he jumped and swiped and got it for me first try. That’s my short king now 120