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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me: Ooh, let’s play Adam & Eve ;) You: Haha okay ;) The serpent with a hundred legs crawling in under the door: Guys wait

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m transitioning my team at work and looking for recs for project management / time management softwares that are very visual / “volumetric” and easy to delegate and manage time across a small team - if anyone uses one and likes it pls lmk! Trying to set the visual thinkers up for success lol

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Need me a tiny ornate revolver like a lady pirate would have

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And there was evening and there was morning, the first day…

A photo of a lake at dusk. The water and sky are glowing blue and bright orange lights in the distance reflect across the waters.

A photo of wooden stairs descending from a dock into a lake. Colorful light from the sunrise reflects of the ripples on the water’s surface.

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Someone needs to confiscate my book at midnight, I can NOT be trusted

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Don’t get fooled by the bow guys, I’m literally Don Draper

Sylvia takes a selfie in a large full-length mirror. She is wearing a grey professional dress and her hair is in a ponytail draped over one shoulder.

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Date ideas: - spelunking - going underground - cave exploration - mining

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Now, I’m going to need you to remember as best as you can. Can you be really, truly certain that you ever saw the two of them in the same room at the same time?

Sylvia takes a mirror selfie in a public bathroom with grey stall doors behind her. She is wearing a white sundress and blue hair ribbons and a blue purse strap crosses her body. Her phone obstructs her face.

A close up of a ghostly dancing figure with a branch-like appendage emerging from its head from the painting “And Then We Saw the Daughter of the Minotaur” by Leonora Carrington

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

NY Liberty, I need you to get better merch plsss

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Beep beep bop boop. Override. We are now exceeding Mach 20. Override. Override. Beep beep boop. Override. Mayday. Beep booooooooo-

Sylvia’s head and shoulders are seen in front of the cockpit of an aircraft with many knobs and switches and buttons all around. A white doodled star covers her face.

The cockpit of an old airplane with many dials and switches and buttons.

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

PSA: I just got a letter from Little Miss Extremely Behind On Emails and she wants me to let you know she is very busy & doing her best & appreciates how patient you are with her 🤍

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I love knowing you’re thinking about me

Screenshot of an email thread dated Aug 18 showing 4 emails from Marigold saying someone ordered an item

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Hmmmm hmmm hmm some real fascinating stuff from NYC Ballet coming up for September & October (hint hint hint) www.nycballet.com/season-and-t... www.nycballet.com/season-and-t...

Screenshot of Jewels performance dates from NYC Ballet website (Sept 22-27th)

Screenshot of All Balanchine I performance dates from NYC Ballet website (Oct 8-17th)

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Shaping up to be quite a Gelato Girl Summer it seems

Sylvia’s hand holds out a cup of green and light brown gelato with two spoons. She is wearing a light blue beaded bracelet.

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I just found out a nut is a fruit life is beautiful

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

“… and a saucer of milk for the lady.”

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Concept: Me, a mysterious and charming woman, out to dine alone. You, on your knees, fully concealed beneath the white tablecloth. (sort of the thinking man’s Ratatouille)

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

You can take the girl out of the kingdom of heaven, but you can’t take the kingdom of heaven out of the girl

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Watched the World Cup final on a LinkNYC kiosk with a bunch of strangers (I love this city)

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Well-rounded candidate with extensive professional experience, including: - Bodega Cat - Cat at Cat Café - Hanging on the edge of beauty in five o’clock elevators - Barn Cat

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Thank you Emily Dickinson for dying for my sins

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I’ve decided I really like going to the movies

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I (generally) like to be spanked, but guys. Seriously. That’s an ASK FIRST thing. Hitting someone out of nowhere is disturbed. Ask it out loud or don’t fucking do it.

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Seeing someone with a book you really loved on the train is such a test of self-restraint

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Seasonal reminder that I am a little nature goblin and am very down for outdoorsy dates & hiking trips or day excursions!

Sylvia crouches on a rock overlooking a an expansive green forest under a blue sky. She has mud on her legs and a white heart doodle covering her face and is resting a hand on a small tree behind her.

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Excited to leverage AI for more of my menial work (telling my boss he is smart) to free me up for more of the fun, creative stuff (keeping the total number of emails in my inbox to a prime number)

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Noticing a trend of new friends planning multiple dates at once ahead of time, and I must say I love it! It shows a true intention to connect that makes me so excited to meet you. Also, I think first dates are a little more special when you both know it’s just the start :)

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Why is the Apple store 24 hours when the grocery store closes at midnight? Modern MBA where’s the video?

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I really put the FUN!!! in corporate function (it’s a full face glow-in-the-dark butterfly; you’re just gonna have to trust me on this)

Sylvia wears a black floral dress with a white feather halo atop her head and takes a mirror selfie. The phone mostly obscures her face, but on the edges you can see swirls of colorful face paint peeking out.

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

What if you go and I’m one of the cats working that day? And you’re like “oh THIS is your day job you’re always talking about?” and i’m like “meow”

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

The CAT will MEW and the dog will HAVE HIS DAY!!!

Sylvia’s hand brandishes a box of Gluten Free Cheez-Its

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Sylvia Glade 🤍 NYC @sylviaglade.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

God I need a foil-wrapped, piping hot baked potato with butter and chives purchased from a street vendor and eaten with a plastic fork outdoors in lightly drizzling rain

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