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@mehreenshabbir.bsky.social
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a menace first and a woman second

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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Not even in Pakistan yet and have already gotten scammed by a hum watan. I’ll be broke once I’m there.
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I love making up stuff for fun
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Is deciding to get married after a month of meeting your soulmate an appropriate move within an appropriate amount of time?
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Terrible take but the Irish are funny as a people like how Faisalabadis are funny as a people
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Me going only for the meatball subs
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I told my mother that I’ve been asked out on a date and asked her if she knew what a date was She said yes, tareekh
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Guys, help me I used to have this picture of NFAK drinking soda I can’t find it anymore Does anyone else have it?
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Found the one!! No need to be funny anymore
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Usman @mindblabber.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
saari game ye Daily Mix 6 ki hai
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Donnie Darko @thedonniedarko1.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
When curiosity meets consequences.
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jackistrouble.bsky.social @jackistrouble.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'm absolutely irrevocably in love with the idea of love, the feeling, the rush, the jitters, the happiness and melancholy of it
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Hi, besties I need ideas for money laundering 🌈✨🌸
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The moon and stars analogy isn’t correct (I think I read it somewhere), but I love this one too
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Was going through some old email attachments and found some poems I wrote in my teenage. I love this one so much!!!
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#birdsarenotreal
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Usman @mindblabber.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
an early 2024 artwork. took on more than i could chew tbh
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Made some gluten-free dairy-free brownies for a friend. Turned out okay She’s gonna have a great time in half an hour
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This is one of those videos that you could work on forever, but suddenly it felt very important to make it, so I finally did: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Pn...
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Populism, Media Revolutions, and Our Terrible Moment
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
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Madie @wabbitsoul.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
😔
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/11/2024
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My ‘The children yearn for the mines’ moment was pretending to be a naan-bai (someone who makes naan) everyday I was fully into it with hangers and handkerchiefs and cushions
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The only time I’ve almost caused a traffic accident was a decade ago when I saw the board for an educational institution in Abbottabad and it was named ‘NCEST Academy’.
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umair 🇵🇰 @umairnajeebkhan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hello! I’m a Pakistani illustrator and comic book artist switching from the you know what site to blusky!
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Just a chill cake!
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I asked a friend how he was doing so well in life and he tried to convince me to try LSD yesterday He said that it was the single best thing he ever did, because it made him realize how shit his life was and where he was going wrong
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
“Me for the woods” - Robert Frost
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Sometimes you just find a really really good Bug
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Why would you call it skeets when bleats is right there
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It’s me and my cast iron skillet against the world
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Mona Farooq Ahmad @monafarooq.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Today TLP terrorists attacked an Ahmadi place of worship in Kot Karam Bakhsh, Tehsil Daska. They warned police to demolish it last week. The Govt stays silent, busy extending their terms & serving its masters, ignoring Ahmadis & Shias. The situation is still alarming.
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Mona Farooq Ahmad @monafarooq.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
کوئی اور تو نہیں ہے پس خنجر آزمائی ہمیں قتل ہو رہے ہیں ہمیں قتل کر رہے ہیں ‎#ParachinarBleeds
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Yes, charity. But do you know what else begins at home, Brenda? Arson.
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Aaaaaa My brother sent me my drawings from when I was 12 Why was I drawing Taylor Swift
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Please share your mother’s maiden name, tryna see something
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
“This!”
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Fifi🔻 @fariyal.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Unfortunately, I am not gaslighting gatekeeping girlbossing. I am, instead, goofy giddy girlcrushing atm
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Natasha Joseph @tashjoeza.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
A friend asked me what it's like to live with Generalised Anxiety Disorder. I explained that my baseline is "I wake up most mornings certain that I'm forgetting an important birthday". At my worst, I wake up convinced that somebody I love has died overnight. Yes, I'm fun at parties. Why do you ask?
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Raccoon @mehreenshabbir.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You know what, I’m giving up on human crushes Gonna download the ChatGPT voice bot and turn into the main character from Her (2013)
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Meena Gabeena @meenagabeena.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A non-profit NGO however has to pay the tax for property it uses. So only those who use “non-profit” for religious indoctrination are not taxed. Why would people build any other thing for business then?
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Meena Gabeena @meenagabeena.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A small primary school in urban area of Pakistan pays average property tax of around Rs.10,000/year. If mosques of Pakistan only paid property tax as much as a primary school, the government could potentially collect PKR 40 Billion annually. That’s 40,000,000,000 per year.
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Meena Gabeena @meenagabeena.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
In Pakistan too there around at least 4 million mosques, majority in densely populated areas/residential areas, they fall under “non-profit category” so exempted from income tax, all properties used for mosques r exempted from property tax, all donations given to mosques are not taxed.
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