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not your real Dad

@meholt.bsky.social
12K followers 2.8K following 3K posts

be prepared for thirst traps, cat pics, nerdy excitement & teacups. Vers/switch, Sometimes awkward, sometimes a pup, Demisexual, and Polyamorous. 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 (he/they) Partner: @phthalo-paladin.bsky.social linktr.ee/meholt

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Living for series 2 of celebrity traitors. #spoilers #celebrityTraitors
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I couldn’t decide what to paint, then I had a bright idea……
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Marlowe stole all the blankets again. He’s lucky he’s cute!
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s another weekend gone….. time for bed.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why do they always look like their faces were molded out of play-doh by a 6 year old?
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone wants to speak to the manager about the lack of food in their bowl……
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow! Those are fantastic!
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I needed some precision practice, and I love his artworks, so it seemed like a fun thing to try
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I may never be an artist, but I can paint a straight line that’s somewhat decent. 🎨
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was it a sportsball thing?
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kylie was in Melbourne?
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes he’s adorable, when he’s asleep. He’s grown so much in just 3 months. #kitten #gayswithcats #beard #hairy
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think he’s trying to get my attention. Perhaps I should feed him.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Marlowe always crashing my thirst traps.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let’s call the winter body a starting position.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Our magpies are friendly, it’s the butcher birds that are c*nts.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
PSA for those of you in Melbourne. Swoop season has officially begun.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Someone decided Daddy needed a hug today.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can’t find the words to sum up decades of friendship, love & support. Anything I say will fall painfully short of how I & many others are feeling, most importantly your loving partner Mateo who is dealing with unimaginable loss. Please share the link & donate if you can 💔 gofund.me/1e4f92abd
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You keep me awake all night, I dress you as a lobster. It’s only fair.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Foggy start to the week.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’ll find room
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The tomb of the cybermen hoodie? From red bubble.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We’re staying in bed all day, how should we keep ourselves entertained?
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yes!! Mark in March, and Nicola and Lalla next year some time
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Another fun weekend with good friends, meeting a childhood hero; Frazer Hines who played Jaime alongside Patrick Troughton in Doctor Who in the 60’s.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
😍
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Do you need me to drive over to the neighbors street and send videos to you so you can still watch it? 😏
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Care to join me for some research? 😏
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Causing havoc in the city.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Perhaps you have heard Russian epic of Cinderella?
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Should we report this” “Are you kidding”
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
8am here. Sunday has begun
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Or good afternoon now.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I have a name. Sheeeshhh. 😏
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There he is, sleeping to my left.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Good morning!
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Good night everyone. Xxx
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Kevin Phthalo @phthalopaladin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Out for a wander with @meholt.bsky.social while the weather is still good...
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There’s something terrifying behind me isn’t there…….. @poundpuppy.bsky.social
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No, no, honestly, I love being awake at 2am.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Time to bate the thirst trap…. 🪤
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can’t even take a thirst trap without Marlowe upstaging me!
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
5 months old and Marlowe can already strike a pose.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is how I show off my new haircut right?
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
👏🏼 [please find enclosed one (1) metric unit measure of clap.]
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A hint of sunlight, time to get my pants off. (UK translation: pants = trousers)
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m not fat, I’m just as Nolan intended.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nahhh. It’s attached to the hoodie.
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