not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Living for series 2 of celebrity traitors. #spoilers #celebrityTraitors 0150
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I couldn’t decide what to paint, then I had a bright idea…… 0540
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Marlowe stole all the blankets again. He’s lucky he’s cute! 11552
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why do they always look like their faces were molded out of play-doh by a 6 year old? 000
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Someone wants to speak to the manager about the lack of food in their bowl…… 41982
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I needed some precision practice, and I love his artworks, so it seemed like a fun thing to try 121
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I may never be an artist, but I can paint a straight line that’s somewhat decent. 🎨 3730
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sometimes he’s adorable, when he’s asleep. He’s grown so much in just 3 months. #kitten #gayswithcats #beard #hairy 31601
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think he’s trying to get my attention. Perhaps I should feed him. 4691
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Let’s call the winter body a starting position. 1668229
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Our magpies are friendly, it’s the butcher birds that are c*nts. 120
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026PSA for those of you in Melbourne. Swoop season has officially begun. 1170
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I can’t find the words to sum up decades of friendship, love & support. Anything I say will fall painfully short of how I & many others are feeling, most importantly your loving partner Mateo who is dealing with unimaginable loss. Please share the link & donate if you can 💔 gofund.me/1e4f92abd 21104
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026You keep me awake all night, I dress you as a lobster. It’s only fair. 51490
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The tomb of the cybermen hoodie? From red bubble. 110
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We’re staying in bed all day, how should we keep ourselves entertained? 92152
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Yes!! Mark in March, and Nicola and Lalla next year some time 010
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Another fun weekend with good friends, meeting a childhood hero; Frazer Hines who played Jaime alongside Patrick Troughton in Doctor Who in the 60’s. 3470
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Do you need me to drive over to the neighbors street and send videos to you so you can still watch it? 😏 110
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Perhaps you have heard Russian epic of Cinderella? 140
Reposted by not your real DadKevin Phthalo @phthalopaladin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Out for a wander with @meholt.bsky.social while the weather is still good... 2852
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There’s something terrifying behind me isn’t there…….. @poundpuppy.bsky.social 0760
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026No, no, honestly, I love being awake at 2am.static.klipy.comH2di Squidward Sleeping in BedALT: H2di Squidward Sleeping in Bed 2300
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Can’t even take a thirst trap without Marlowe upstaging me! 32265
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 02/08/20265 months old and Marlowe can already strike a pose. 21430
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is how I show off my new haircut right? 1439115
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026👏🏼 [please find enclosed one (1) metric unit measure of clap.] 150
not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026A hint of sunlight, time to get my pants off. (UK translation: pants = trousers) 52073