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Megan

@megvitale.bsky.social
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Overly enthusiastic mom, bookworm, caffeine addict, & firm believer that laughter is the best medicine.

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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watching my daughter run to hold the door open for an elderly man at the library restored some of my faith in the world 🫶
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hate it here
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Let the rain fall down 🔥🔥🔥
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
All tomato sauce out of stock ✅
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Donny Winter @donnywinter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Say it isn’t so 😩
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Nothing will be funnier than looking at videos of children housing candy and opening extravagant gifts captioned with “He is risen” or “The tomb is empty”. #HappyEaster
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I asked my husband if he liked my new sunglasses; “You look like that killer that had the Netflix special” “Ted Bundy?” “Nope” “The one that ate people?” “Yep” “Jeffrey Dahmer?” “Bingo” “Perfect” 😎
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Casually sobbing over Lady Sybil on a Sunday night
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Restarting Downton was the best decision of my life 🫶
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We ushered in Valentine’s Day with surgery and stomach flu. We still managed to spoil our kids, eat all the carbs, and drink overpriced bubbles. 18 down, forever to go.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We’re fucking locked in. #WinterOlympics2026
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Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This photo will forever define Pam Bondi.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Paesi Bassi 🤌🏻
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
😅 is this a sign that I thought there was something even worse
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Context!
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The most satisfying murder of my life. I don’t even care how this ends I’m so happy that toxic human is back scrambling for loose change. #TraitorsUS
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Democrats Shut the government down.
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Another person dead. More chaos. More tragedy. Enough Abolish ICE
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Ice is openly executing people
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The algorithm recognized my weakness with a child turning another year older and has proceeded to waterboard me. 😭
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fuck ICE
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
On my second book of the day. Life is good.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Meredith needs to a grow a pair
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Snow day on Dilloway. 8:30 am and my kids are already on the way to the park with friends to play ♥️
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I screamed
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Takes me out 😮‍💨
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Bravoverse has been BUSY!!!!
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
My friends are babes 🫶
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Is Debra Messing okay?
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I’m ready 👏👏👏👏
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Is there any better feeling than drafting your out of office response?
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
👏👏👏👏
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Midland Ring alerts remain top tier
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown. Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I love the sound of turning pages coming from upstairs at night 🫶
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Pinky @pinky1259.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
It’s a masterpiece, just let it be
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
One of those mornings where I forgot to put the mug under the Kuerig. But man, that second cup tasted like it was sent straight from the Gods.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Me for the foreseeable future
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Whew,I did not miss the hyper fixation of the Lions clogging up my social media feed
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
She specifically released this for the Clarke Winter wedding 👏👏👏👏 @brittonclarke.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
1 year on Dilloway ♥️♥️♥️
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
We’re truly in a renaissance!
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
💰💰💰💰
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Lit a pumpkin cream candle and busted out the taupe nail polish, I’m ready 🧡
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