Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Watching my daughter run to hold the door open for an elderly man at the library restored some of my faith in the world 🫶 000
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Nothing will be funnier than looking at videos of children housing candy and opening extravagant gifts captioned with “He is risen” or “The tomb is empty”. #HappyEastermedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera . 020
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I asked my husband if he liked my new sunglasses; “You look like that killer that had the Netflix special” “Ted Bundy?” “Nope” “The one that ate people?” “Yep” “Jeffrey Dahmer?” “Bingo” “Perfect” 😎 030
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Casually sobbing over Lady Sybil on a Sunday nightmedia.tenor.coma man with a mustache and a blue shirt is laughing with his mouth open .ALT: a man with a mustache and a blue shirt is laughing with his mouth open . 020
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 15/02/2026We ushered in Valentine’s Day with surgery and stomach flu. We still managed to spoil our kids, eat all the carbs, and drink overpriced bubbles. 18 down, forever to go. 030
Reposted by MeganMarlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026This photo will forever define Pam Bondi. 49589204
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 06/02/2026The most satisfying murder of my life. I don’t even care how this ends I’m so happy that toxic human is back scrambling for loose change. #TraitorsUS 000
Reposted by MeganJamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Another person dead. More chaos. More tragedy. Enough Abolish ICE 031
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 19/01/2026The algorithm recognized my weakness with a child turning another year older and has proceeded to waterboard me. 😭 000
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 21/12/2025On my second book of the day. Life is good.media.tenor.coma cartoon cat is laying on a bed with a colorful blanket .ALT: a cartoon cat is laying on a bed with a colorful blanket . 000
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Snow day on Dilloway. 8:30 am and my kids are already on the way to the park with friends to play ♥️ 010
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Is there any better feeling than drafting your out of office response? 000
Reposted by MeganRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown. Let me explain the stakes and how we got here. 427141547079
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I love the sound of turning pages coming from upstairs at night 🫶 010
Reposted by MeganPinky @pinky1259.bsky.social · 23/09/2025If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns. 211193385
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 13/09/2025One of those mornings where I forgot to put the mug under the Kuerig. But man, that second cup tasted like it was sent straight from the Gods. 030
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Me for the foreseeable futuremedia.tenor.coma large rock is floating in a green liquid in a dark room .ALT: a large rock is floating in a green liquid in a dark room . 020
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Whew,I did not miss the hyper fixation of the Lions clogging up my social media feedmedia.tenor.coma little girl is hanging upside down on a swing in a parkALT: a little girl is hanging upside down on a swing in a park 010
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Lit a pumpkin cream candle and busted out the taupe nail polish, I’m ready 🧡 120
Reposted by MeganJamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025The woman realized she was not alone. She was on her own. Perfect ❤️ #AndJustLikeThat 041
Reposted by MeganBritton C @brittonclarke.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Dreading going back to work tomorrow, but this weekend was worth it ❤️ @megvitale.bsky.social 🎂 @donnywinter.bsky.social @vitalea.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.social 041
Reposted by MeganBritton C @brittonclarke.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Wishing the happiest birthday to one of my favorite people! @megvitale.bsky.social ❤️🎂 011
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/08/2025I want the confidence of an Uber driver singing the entire duration of a drive. ✌️ 010
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/08/2025TC bound ♥️media.tenor.coma group of people are walking down a yellow path towards a green buildingALT: a group of people are walking down a yellow path towards a green building 020
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 06/08/20257 hours until freedommedia.tenor.coma woman with a surprised look on her face is holding her hands to her faceALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face is holding her hands to her face 010
Reposted by MeganJamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 04/08/2025My God Today!!! That ending. I am screaming #TheGildedAge From too much salt in a soup to THAT! 031
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Countdown is on: 1 week until I’m sipping wine in my favorite city with people I love. TC we’re coming for you ♥️ @vitalea.bsky.social @brittonclarke.bsky.social @donnywinter.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.social 042
Reposted by MeganBritton C @brittonclarke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Neopia needed us backmedia.tenor.coma blue cartoon character with wings and clawsALT: a blue cartoon character with wings and claws 011
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Who knew a bachelor party would lead to a Neopets renaissance. @brittonclarke.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is flying over a rainbow in the skyALT: a cartoon character is flying over a rainbow in the sky 110
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Laying in bed and I asked my husband which book I should start next. “This one’s about cannibalism, & this one has vampires” “Neither”media.tenor.coma man with a ring on his finger says fair in sign languageALT: a man with a ring on his finger says fair in sign language 010
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 18/07/2025It’s here!! @brittonclarke.bsky.social @vitalea.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma group of women are standing next to each other and dancing in a field .ALT: a group of women are standing next to each other and dancing in a field . 020
Reposted by MeganTony Vitale @vitalea.bsky.social · 17/07/2025media.tenor.coma woman is standing on a baseball field holding a baseball .ALT: a woman is standing on a baseball field holding a baseball . 011
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 17/07/20251 more @brittonclarke.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @vitalea.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma drag queen is sitting on a throne wearing a red sequined dress and a devil costume .ALT: a drag queen is sitting on a throne wearing a red sequined dress and a devil costume . 120
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 16/07/20252 days 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼 @brittonclarke.bsky.social @vitalea.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.social 030
Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 15/07/20253 days 🍸🍸🍸 @brittonclarke.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @vitalea.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma woman in a red shirt is talking to a man in a pink shirt in a dark room .ALT: a woman in a red shirt is talking to a man in a pink shirt in a dark room . 120