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Megan

@megvitale.bsky.social
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Overly enthusiastic mom, bookworm, caffeine addict, & firm believer that laughter is the best medicine.

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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watching my daughter run to hold the door open for an elderly man at the library restored some of my faith in the world 🫶
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hate it here
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Donny Winter @donnywinter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Nothing will be funnier than looking at videos of children housing candy and opening extravagant gifts captioned with “He is risen” or “The tomb is empty”. #HappyEaster
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I asked my husband if he liked my new sunglasses; “You look like that killer that had the Netflix special” “Ted Bundy?” “Nope” “The one that ate people?” “Yep” “Jeffrey Dahmer?” “Bingo” “Perfect” 😎
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Casually sobbing over Lady Sybil on a Sunday night
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Restarting Downton was the best decision of my life 🫶
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We ushered in Valentine’s Day with surgery and stomach flu. We still managed to spoil our kids, eat all the carbs, and drink overpriced bubbles. 18 down, forever to go.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We’re fucking locked in. #WinterOlympics2026
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Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This photo will forever define Pam Bondi.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The most satisfying murder of my life. I don’t even care how this ends I’m so happy that toxic human is back scrambling for loose change. #TraitorsUS
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Democrats Shut the government down.
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Another person dead. More chaos. More tragedy. Enough Abolish ICE
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Ice is openly executing people
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The algorithm recognized my weakness with a child turning another year older and has proceeded to waterboard me. 😭
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fuck ICE
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
On my second book of the day. Life is good.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Snow day on Dilloway. 8:30 am and my kids are already on the way to the park with friends to play ♥️
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
My friends are babes 🫶
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Is Debra Messing okay?
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Is there any better feeling than drafting your out of office response?
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Midland Ring alerts remain top tier
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown. Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I love the sound of turning pages coming from upstairs at night 🫶
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Pinky @pinky1259.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
One of those mornings where I forgot to put the mug under the Kuerig. But man, that second cup tasted like it was sent straight from the Gods.
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Me for the foreseeable future
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Whew,I did not miss the hyper fixation of the Lions clogging up my social media feed
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
1 year on Dilloway ♥️♥️♥️
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Lit a pumpkin cream candle and busted out the taupe nail polish, I’m ready 🧡
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The woman realized she was not alone. She was on her own. Perfect ❤️ #AndJustLikeThat
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The real ones get it #AndJustLikeThat
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
My heart #AndJustLikeThat
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Britton C @brittonclarke.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Dreading going back to work tomorrow, but this weekend was worth it ❤️ @megvitale.bsky.social 🎂 @donnywinter.bsky.social @vitalea.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.social
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Britton C @brittonclarke.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Wishing the happiest birthday to one of my favorite people! @megvitale.bsky.social ❤️🎂
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I want the confidence of an Uber driver singing the entire duration of a drive. ✌️
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
TC bound ♥️
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Britton C @brittonclarke.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
7 hours until freedom
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Jamie @jamievllr.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My God Today!!! That ending. I am screaming #TheGildedAge From too much salt in a soup to THAT!
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Countdown is on: 1 week until I’m sipping wine in my favorite city with people I love. TC we’re coming for you ♥️ @vitalea.bsky.social @brittonclarke.bsky.social @donnywinter.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.social
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Britton C @brittonclarke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Neopia needed us back
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Who knew a bachelor party would lead to a Neopets renaissance. @brittonclarke.bsky.social
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Laying in bed and I asked my husband which book I should start next. “This one’s about cannibalism, & this one has vampires” “Neither”
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Book 2 for Saturday ♥️📚
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
It’s here!! @brittonclarke.bsky.social @vitalea.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.social
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Tony Vitale @vitalea.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
1 more @brittonclarke.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @vitalea.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.social
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
2 days 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼 @brittonclarke.bsky.social @vitalea.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.social
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Megan @megvitale.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
3 days 🍸🍸🍸 @brittonclarke.bsky.social @jamievllr.bsky.social @vitalea.bsky.social @jordantpoland.bsky.social
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