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Megan Scary 🎃

@megcheese.bsky.social
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Cat and bunny lady 😽🐰 Biomedical/Electrical/Industrial Engineer 🩺⚡👩‍🔧 Trail and Ultra runner 🏃‍♀️she/her 💁‍♀️ I'm a bear. 🐻 www.burkarski.com

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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 4h
Do your best! In 2017, my last long run coincided with a vacation in Southern California. So I ran 20 miles in four loops around Disneyland. I even walked into a random Holiday Inn like a paying guest to use their lobby bathroom. 😹
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 5h
Happy fall y'all. I pressed washed my deck and garage exterior. Now we're washing all the outdoor furniture covers.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 6h
Today in maybe Megan isn't so smart: I got the pressure washer all setup--connected up to the 100ft hose on the spigot, plugged into an extension cord and then the wall... And I powered her up and hit the trigger and it was like *huff.* Was it broken? I never turned the water on. 🤦
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Gavan Reilly @gavreilly.com · 09/10/2026
You know the xkcd strip about how all modern internet architecture is eventually built on something a hobbyist maintains for free? Someone went out and found them all. sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Worried that I didn't drink enough water to be able to pee in a cup on command
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol I just had a "yuck! What is growing in that mug?" moment. It's the very fancy camomile tea bag from the tea I drank before bed last night.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Figures
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dang I'm headed back to the real Flower City, home of the Lilac Festival, the one true Rochester.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Expert level sploot
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly proud of my ability to both obscure my online activities and my consciousness decoupling from Amazon. The only thing they have on me is that I "follow" one author: an IRL friend whose self-published novel I bought a kindle copy of a decade ago.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, Salem Saberhagen counts as a witch.
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Salem from Sabrina Stirs Cauldron
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once again, this is not how engineers design-in quality.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Life's like a movie Write your own ending Keep believing Keep pretending 🐸🐷🐻
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You got me! Just placed my order. 🐻
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
meep
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Spongebob Patrick Star Crowd Shocked Reaction
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm really sleepy do you think if I close my eyes during my dental cleaning I'll fall asleep?
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was added to a text message wait-list service by the dentist and now I have to go for my cleaning in 2 hours. Worst prize ever.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never been a Harry Potter fan... But I just watched the reboot of "A Different World" and it wasn't until the last episode when the name "Huxtable" was mentioned and I felt this dread.... That Bill Cosby probably got paid for it even though his name does not appear in the credits. 😣
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh poop I was supposed to have a dental cleaning today but my hygienist is out. Now I gotta call to reschedule. #dread
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The toaster season has begun!
Charlie Danbo the brown striped tiger cat lounging on his bathroom radiator with the fleece gummy bear cozy. His hind feets got too toasty so now they're hanging off the edge.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I picked Liberty Mutual in 2023 after GEICO dropped my homeowners coverage *because* I thought their commercials were less annoying. I ended up switching again a year later bc Liberty increased my premium by 40%. Stop spending our premiums on marketing! We hate it! We deserve affordable coverage.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GET IN [YOUR LEAD LINED COFFIN]
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All clowns are hobos. All hobos are clowns. #Halloween
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ugh autocorrect is so aggressive I for sure typed our "Halloweenie."
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4. I didn't get the joke of Nona's father, played by Iggy Pop, calling Endless Mike a Stooge. Nickelodeon Magazine (please!) told me he was played by a rock star but I still didn't know who he was.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2. Michelle Trachtenberg is no longer with us on this mortal plane and that is a shame. 3. The concept of smashed pumpkins was also perplexing to me! This predates the national success of the band Smashing Pumpkins.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching the "Halloween is" episode of Pete & Pete 1. I remember being perplexed by the concept of being "too old" for trick-or-treats... With my dad annually wearing a rubber wolf mask, putting his glasses through the eye holes, and carrying his own candy bucket.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My new favorite catchphrase is, "It's okay to be sleepy." It originated on a morning where MB* was leaving for work while I slept in. I awoke to him soothing the cat to stay in bed too instead of attempting to follow MB*.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Apparently my parents' cat Berlioz has never laid on his back and done this bunny pose before. But he did it every night that I visited.
Photo of Berlioz the Russian Blue cat laying on his back and staring longingly at the photographer. His hind legs are outstretched but his front legs are bent in front of his chest bunny style.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nooo he doesn't belong in jail he's innocent! Free him!
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I *wish* our democratic candidates were half as progressive as the socialist boogymen in these attack ads.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gonna tell everyone the grey loaf is Berlioz.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cherishing my full Office 2019 suite purchased with a student discount. I also keep reinstalling WinAmp from one PC to the next. Can't be stopped.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huge fan of my Open Run Shokz. I got the small size for my tiny head.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Charlie Danbo took a nap Sat upon his Megan's lap When he saw where he did sleep He let out a tiny, "Meep."
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They used the orchestral version of "The Last Time" in this show. As a child of the 90s, this does not read to me as a song by The Rolling Stones. Rather: 1. Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve 2. Futurama theme song
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My hater memorial bench would probably be either a booth at Chick-fil-A or a fabric cutting table at Hobby Lobby (do they have those?).
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So brave. So bold.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They turned the Joanns near my house into a Spirit Halloween. Salt in the wound.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Republican candidate for US senate, Sununu, has an ad where he says healthcare costs too much. But what are you going to do about it? And his newest ad says that congressmen should pay for their own healthcare. So your plan if elected is to take away your own health coverage?
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😭😭😭
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, toddlers have meltdowns
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excuse me-- you're telling me the daughter of Whitley Gilbert and Dwyane Wayne wears glasses with the flip up shades?
Promo photo for "A Different World" 2026 with Maleah Jo Moon wearing her Hillman College jacket and the iconic Dwayne Wayne flip up frames
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I asked her about it and she denied it. That's how this show always is. This show always tells you that you're looking at a time lapse of storm clouds in an establishing shot? I figured out where DVS lives in the settings, confirmed it was set to ON, turned it OFF, and got scolded.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Parents' TVs used to have weird settings configured like the wrong aspect ratio or motion smoothing. I noticed my mom's cable box had the descriptive visual narrator for blind people turned on.
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
predator 🎢
Tall white stein promoting The Predator hybrid wooden roller coaster located at Six Flags Darien Lake, with text logo and a purple and gray patchy monster.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fuckery Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone else think Alan Cumming was channeling Edith Prickley?
Alan Cumming in S4E1 of "The Traitors" wearing a long charcoal grey wool overcoat with a coffin collar. One lapel is decorated with rhinestones and dangling rhinestone chains. His fez hat has a gold neck chair. He's also wearing thick framed tortoise shell glasses.Andrea Martin as her SCTV character Edith Prickley. She's wearing a leopard print blouse and a leopard print hat, cat eye glasses with rhinestones, large costume jewelry stud earrings, and a gold chain necklace.
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Megan Scary 🎃 @megcheese.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Help I need a copy of Werewolf bc I've been trying to explain the show "The Traitors" and my mom does not get it
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