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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸

@megamatthatter.bsky.social
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Wrestling fan. Navy vet. Meme Connoisseur. BBQ and Anime enthusiast. Funko fanatic. Spreading positivity and good vibes since we're in the Darkest Timeline.

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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 7h
When this decision tanks his poll numbers even further, he'll say he never approved it and knows nothing about it, then call anyone who brings up this video a liar. Wash, rinse, repeat.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 7h
Anytime I was talking to my dad and I said "They say" he would stop me before I could even finish and ask "Who is 'they'?", and I feel like these reporters need to have that same energy every time Trump says this.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Had to make this after seeing this thread because its all of I could think about. Colorado COC:
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Cash Rules Everything Around Me”
A picture of Queen Elizabeth with a caption saying her final diary entry contained only five words. C.R.E.A.M. Get the money. Dolla dolla bill, y’all.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I try to go to bed at my regular time after I took a nap that day.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
ALT: Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bugs Bunny Says NO
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A jump is a jump. 😂
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I'll Allow It - Ken Jeong Meme
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My back and knees hurt just trying to figure it out. 😅
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Muppet ass legs
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do I still have to pay taxes as a hoax?
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WWE suddenly remembered they had a partnership with TNA.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The next time you hear some idiot say "If Fauci isn't guilty, why did he keep pleading the fifth to all questions?" show them this video. MAGA didn't care about the truth, they just wanted him to slip up and claim perjury whether it was intentional or not.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't think its sunk in yet. I don't know that it will until Wednesday. I keep seeing people talking about this match being PAC's greatest of all time. I don't think its an exaggeration. I will always remember being there and seeing it in person. We'll miss you, PAC.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I never attend another wrestling show in my life, I will be forever grateful that I got to experience this match in person.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goose asking where did the U.S. get the money to pay for an ad, then getting angry and asking again.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goose asking where did the U.S. get the money to pay for an ad, then getting angry and asking again.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To this day, PAC vs Ospreay at All Out 2024 is still my favorite match I’ve seen live. I showed the match to my dad, who hasn’t really watched much wrestling since the HBK/Bret era, and after that he would just compare every wrestler and match to those two guys. ❤️
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rip PAC. What a sudden and horrible shock to the wrestling world. One of the best performers I’ve ever had the privilege to see live. 😔
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#AEWAllOut
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Let Them Fight
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is there enough time to recreate this? #AEWTailgateBrawl #AEWAllOut
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think any fan outside of SA that pays to go to either of these shows A) should get absolutely shamed for it, and B) deserve whatever happens to them as a result of going into an active war zone just to see a shitty wrestling product.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not on that other site anymore, but I remember that she had some terrible wrestling takes. Glad she got cooked.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm in Colorado. Same thing happens here. When they first opened Whataburger here a couple of years ago, I went 6 months after they opened. 50 cars in drive thru. I parked, went in and was out in 5 min with my order. I'll never, ever understand the choice to wait that long in a car.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I need you here long-term, not short-term. That's why I need you to take this 50% pay cut."
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So when he now says "I have poll numbers the likes of which have never been seen before" he's actually telling the truth.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This isn't calling out workplace bullying, this is him mocking others who have been victims. Just a reflection of the MAGA-fication of WWE now.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At first glance I thought it was a chocolate chip cookie
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The half-blinking is what freaks me out. LOL
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Iran about to do what WCW couldn't 😂
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's been awhile since I've had to beg for anything or make a deal, but is this how "begging to make a deal" works nowadays?
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hangman and Orange Cassidy tonight. #AEWDynamite
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rule added for those matches: Canned oxygen breaks every 5 minutes. 😂
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did I just become a Macklemore fan? Yes. Yes, I did. Also fuck Ed Sheeran. Saying "I don't take sides". Yes, you did. You chose money over speaking out against genocide.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The article I read stated that Robert Kraft called Ed and told him to drop Macklemore or he wouldn't be allowed to perform at Gillette Stadium, and that he pressured other stadium owners to do the same. Ed could have stood up to him, but didn't. Chose money over free speech.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sat front row last time but I think I want to try sitting front row in the balcony this time around. The venue is awesome and want to experience it from a different view.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Last month we got the start of the C3 here in Colorado Springs. Now we're getting the start of the Continental Classic in November in Denver! Tony Kahn must really love Colorado bc we've been eating good this year! #AEW
Scene from Step Brothers with the text "It's the Fucking Continental Classic"
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He wrestled a dark match before Collision last month and actually had custom gear. First and only time I’ve seen him in it but it was a good look for him.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Michael Cole “oh no” sounded more like he just spilled his Cheerios than witnessed a heel turn. Just a terrible reaction.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know he has dealt with so many health issues these past few years, and I’m glad he’s no longer in pain. I’m sad though that I never had to chance to meet him. RIP Mike.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A week later and I can’t believe how amazing it was to see All In in person. But also can’t believe I got to meet @hangmanpage.bsky.social. I do at least 2-3 VIP events at AEW each year and he’s always been at the top of my list of wrestlers to meet.
Just an AEW Sicko with Hangman Adam Page.
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
On my way to Dublin to start my vacation before making my way to London for #AEW All In. @allelitewrestling.com
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This AR Fox vs Soleil vs Komander match. #ROHDBD #WatchROH
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MATTastrophic 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @megamatthatter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And then their CO gives them extra duty for taking 4 days off for a video game. But anyone that re-enlists for this is going to deserve it.
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