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MegaForte84

@megaforte84.bsky.social
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Housewife (she/her) and unpublished amateur writer. Grew up a Southern Baptist in GA, currently an Episcopalian in MA after several stops along the way.

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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would have way too much fun with the fact reality is, I can frame my motivations for a lot of my stances on things in ways extremely racist religious conservatives will nod along to right up until my conclusion is revealed.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Re This case: Most media are focusing on their own states, but this was a multi-state trip. The person took the whole route of the Southwest Chief, so Illinois through the midwest, then across S. Colorado, New Mexico, and Arizona before LA. Then up the coast, and back across on California Zephyr.
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Person with measles rode Amtrak trains and buses across CA, health officials say
The California Department of Public Health said the unvaccinated passenger stopped at six California stations, including downtown Sacramento.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated. Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina. The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life. Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Four baby goats at mobile petting zoo in North Carolina test positive for rabies
The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services said the petting zoo held events involving children and elderly people between July 28 and Thursday.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
'Mommy, why are you calling it a parade if there aren't any floats?' Me at over 40: still thinks the inauguration day parade the day Reagan stopped being president deserved floats, fireworks, a couple of county high school marching bands, the works. And then at the end of the year, Berlin Wall.
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Malice Walker @humblecore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
immediately had to search for the video of Dolly and Patti singing Shortnin’ Bread while keeping the rhythm with their acrylic nails youtu.be/AOxsQNVOhro
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Dolly Parton & Patti LaBelle play 'Shortnin' Bread' on their Acrylic Nails
YouTube video by Happy Mag
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pokopia. Player can't die, I own any home I want via the cunning use of flags, and even though it's a post-apocalyptic environment somehow my current problem is a turtle who lives next to a waterfall, a hot springs, a fountain plaza, & a fountain IN the hot springs but still wants more humidity.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"There is no medical reason to eat sugar" and because I had a family history of Type II he forced me to agree with him before he'd hand over the ER discharge paperwork. I had eaten 8fl oz of full-sugar Jell-O before coming in, thinking the might-be-appendix pain was from not eating the day before.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When I was a freshman in high school, a new store opened near my house. Mom was there on opening day during the Beanie Baby frenzy and completely on impulse bought me a purple bear without processing what she had. As of this Christmas, Princess will have been my adventure companion for 28 years.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Best film adaption of The Odyssey, wrong answers only The special extra epilogue edition where he cannot die until he travels the earth to find a place Darth has not reached with the gospel of the humble potato, of course. (Which does not exist but *should*.)
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Mark Watney Dips Potato in Crushed Vicodin
Alt: Mark Watney In The Martian Announces He Is Going To Dip A Potato in Crushed Vicodin
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I really wish some of them would also be aimed explicitly at adults, though. Matrix-style planners would work great with my brain, but the companies that print them assume the user is too young for weekend responsibilities including religious (even when made for high schoolers, who aren't).
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026
First time in recorded history that a man has been simultaneously arrested by the cops and the fashion police
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A comment someone made tonight reminded me that in the church I grew up in, it is currently 5 months until the next guaranteed mention Mary even existed at all and 6 months since the last one. (The crucifixion passage with her in John didn't really get used.)
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I find any 'support our troops' twist to July 4th ironic because it was the one day of the year my WW2 draftee grandfather's service was disrespected by even his wife. He got out with exactly ONE lasting traumatic symptom due to a food supply line collapse: hot dog aversion. 'But they're $1 today!'
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Someday I would like someone to do a study on the selective deafness of doctors who on hearing a patient fears not being given available personally preferred treatment options that are medically valid if they go against population norms comfortingly offers reassurance the norms shall be upheld.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A decade ago, I basically dropped off the Internet other than what was needed for wedding planning. I went to bed very late in the night crying bc I'd lost two people I should have known but never had the chance to meet to known or presumed homophobic violence outside gay bars.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Now that I've made a fool of myself mistaking Yep for Yolen. Devil's Arithmetic was the Holocaust book technically no one made me read but if I hadn't already on my own before I hit Night as an assignment in 8th grade I don't think I would have gotten as much from it.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's almost 90° degrees. The AC meters are officially not running so the system is definitely down. We are barely keeping inside temps even with outside. I just had to check The Weather Channel's temp map to make sure I was in the same reality as the It's Nice In MA chorus in World Cup threads.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
So let me get this straight. No longer recognized by the US military: faiths followed by multiple founding fathers. Recognized by the US military: a group that believes any military service incl failure to evade a draft by running or acceptance of jail time means self-removal from the religion.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I really want to have WORDS with my doctor's office about how much they've shifted to online. The DO YOU FEEL SAFE AT HOME questionnaire? App. At least when County Health kept me from reporting abuse in TN, a staffer technically could have seen someone was reading my answers as I filled it out.
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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My dear Tapewood, Be sure to direct your patient to personally slash funding for cattle disease monitoring programs. It will make his inevitable surprise at unexpected cattle epidemics and the resulting beef shortages ever so much more delectable. Your affectionate Uncle, SCREWWORM
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Reminder: in the religious group he grew up in, 'just keep trusting it'll be okay even if you don't see how', is just about as dire a statement as they're really allowed to say as an assessment of reality. Positive Thinking doesn't allow you to say things are not going to be okay.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈
A rainbow colored box turtle looking nervously out of a drab gray shell. There is text above him that says “It’s OK if you’re not ready yet.”
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
He insisted on following Elements Of Style to the every single letter, whole defining 'writer' as requiring selection for publication by non-vanity editorial staff. Meaning a rubric for the entire dept that was half how to be graded down for having style or using much of the grammar curriculum.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Currently wondering how many New England Episcopalian priests are wondering if it's too late to switch to Eucharistic Prayer C in thanks the near-miss missed. (If that thing that exploded over the bay had come down not that long later? A reasonably major city would have taken a near-direct hit.)
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Good news, Boston friends! Today we might have successfully dodged a meteor strike!
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Apparently I do like at least some romance tropes, they just have to be the right romance tropes. The final 3.5 books of a 4 book series in under 24 hours Thursday. I haven't had my reading stamina back since the pandemic started and all the marathons I've managed were rereads or near-rereads.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My one week review of the replacement for the Fitbit App: We bought premium when I was diagnosed with asthma because the overnight SpO2 numbers seemed like a good thing to have. Even without the AI, the new thing is worse than any third-party watch + app combo I've ever dealt with. Incl $10 ones.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Gotta get rid of profit the reverse of how you make profit. Foundation chartered officially for national historical preservation. Actual purpose is to fund at least quarterly application of ludicrously patterned boxers to all appropriately sized historical statues legally reachable at midnight.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 26/05/2026
Heat in the UK doesn't hit different. Humidity isn't exclusive to the UK nor are stone buildings (I live in one). The reason we get their complaints every summer is both because they refuse to invest in A/C including in public spaces & the heat waves come on fast allowing no acclimation /1
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Currently dealing with the annual day when my entire country turns into that volunteer at the traveling Memorial Wall who accidentally congratulated my grandmother on losing two brothers bc we didn't have relatives on the wall. (Agent Orange. Same progression on a time delay at the end of denial.)
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you’re a writer, write “I waited” without saying it. If someone has a class one semester when they usually would not, it's on them to warn whoever would normally meet them for breakfast. Granted, it was also on me to process he was not coming or at the very least ask why... before midterms.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Sea In Summer which I met as Drowning Towers, George Turner A Swiftly Tilting Planet, L'Engle Still River, Hal Clement (out of print and you can't buy the ebook in the US)
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
First hand-down: Spouse's Wii. First of my own from box: Switch. (Spouse wasn't getting any time with his.) (Dad's philosophy was We Already Own A Computer, so the first gaming device I had access to was a Commodore 64. My first typed word was DONKEY, which predated my first written word.)
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Donkey Kong Classic Arcade Gameplay
Alt: Donkey Kong Classic. The player is on the last tier before the princess, which is further than I ever got.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Trying to talk myself into picking a book up that I noped out on weeks ago. I was reading it a chapter a night, and then I saw it was going from slow Rivals To Lovers to The Society Pages Announce A Non-Existent Engagement Just Before The Season and I think I only get through this in one sitting.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I'm currently replaying BotW (TotK to follow) a few hours a night so Spouse can watch me this time. In winter 2017 when he introduced me to Zelda I needed his help with early Twilight Princess bosses, and now I'm showing off going to Zora's Domain by river just bc Sidon said a Hylian couldn't.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I know the law
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Medication blister packets. All of the meds I am currently on that use them are for *migraines*. We STILL haven't found the Zofran I accidentally catapulted toward the dresser when the tension released JUST ENOUGH getting it out that one time. FIVE YEARS AGO.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Fourth Grade: Couldn't watch Looney Tunes, might make me violent. Could watch F-Troop the next hour on the same channel. Couldn't get parental help re being bullied at school by teacher and all peers, which was the actual thing making me act out and warping my concept of social behavior norms.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is the 18th Easter since I walked out of the SBC. ON EASTER. And it was an early Easter that year so YES THERE ARE ADULTS BORN AFTER I LEFT THE SBC AND YES I FEEL OLD.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Lessons learned today: Pay attention to the calendar and page count when you decide to read something in one huge cover to cover chunk. Good Friday through today I read "When Did We See You Naked? Jesus As A Victim Of Sexual Violence", an essay collection edited by Reaves, Tombs, and Figueroa.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
On this liturgical date in 2013, I started worshipping with the Episcopalians. Apparently this is long enough to start miscounting when each milestone was. The second of three times so far that I've left a church between Good Friday and Easter, and the most positive of the three.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
There's a No Kings event a five minute safe walk from the elections office where I used to early vote via blank state/local primary ballots just so no one could sneak a ballot initiative past us in an odd-year primary because no Dems ever ran. I... I just... (So looking for photos Sunday.)
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
A Night To Remember, about the Titanic sinking. At 11. The gifted program kids got pulled out of standard track reading. Instead of Phantom Tollbooth (so I still haven't read Spouse's middle reader favorite) or How To Be Perfect Person, we had to read about the kids our age who drowned in Steerage.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is why American-style detailed food labeling is important. I missed the cheese I'm sensitive to on a label and we ate it last night. (Can confirm I'm still sensitive to it without a psychological component.) We checked after. It's not in what our local grocery has. But this came from Aldi.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Just found out part of the original high school building where a relative was on the anti-arson patrol during desegregation has survived the latest round of campus construction and renovations. (The rest has been a Ship Of Theseus logic-problem since I went to district events there 25 years ago.)
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college. 20th Cent Through Movies & TV Intro To Rhetoric (during the Iraq War ramp-up) Advanced Latin, Theater Developmental Psych Physics For Non-Majors
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Once again proving that I shouldn't have access to my high school schedule and a calculator by discovering that 996 schedules are a full time job *less* than my high school expected me to devote to school-related activities Fall 2001 when the world was falling apart and I had application essays.
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs Turn it off, now.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Speaking as someone who spent at least 6 months of her first year attending an Episcopal parish, at the time the only openly gay-accepting group I knew of in an hour's drive, sitting in That One Pew where you can't hide if someone bursts in but you might be able to yell: LIGHTWEIGHTS.
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MegaForte84 @megaforte84.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Another swimming pool survivor, luckily was facing the right way when I tripped and managed to touch bottom just before things went from serious to SERIOUS. (Lifeguards, do not the hell call Adult Swim and then blame a traumatized kid if they didn't make it all the way out before you turned away.)
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