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meej-faced assassin of joy

@meej.dragonsworn.net
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Elf enjoyer, fountain pen & ink dork, loves shouting and fantasy novels and shouting about fantasy novels. Sometimes I post pictures of my ridiculous dogs. Pretty sure my Axolotl is actually Ursula Vernon’s. She/her. Shiny. High strung.

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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 29/09/2026
A brindle cardigan corgi, a comically enormous example of the breed, being held upright in the lap of a white woman in a blue raglan shirt. The corgi is going BLEP and has one lil paw over his mom’s arm like a hug
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 15/09/2026
Here’s that - the crack is still visible but the resin has stopped its expansion and the pen still posts securely and ink doesn’t evaporate. I don’t know if it would work as well with a more paint-matched resin, though, because the patch IS visible.
The bottom third of a Sailor Pro Gear Slim Mini, with a silver cap by the posting threads; there is a crack coming out of the silver cap up towards the section, but it has been patched with transparent resin with a dash of golden glitter. You can see the phone case of the photographer reflected in The silver ring! Neat! The pen barrel is a beautiful coral pink.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 20/08/2026
The saddest and most terrified baby dog
A small corgi with floppy ears and a dejected expression, her head resting on a soft toy and most of her tucked under a heavy red blanket
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 25/07/2026
I don’t always write with shimmering inks but when I do IT JUST HITS THE SPOT
Cream lined paper with inked cursive and a TWSBI eco demonstrator fountain pen at the bottom. The pen is half-full of the dark purple ink with silver shimmer. The inked text reads “Birmingham Pen Co Raspberry Twinkle 
Absolutely insane sporkle in TWSBI eco <1.1> stub like you can barely see the dark purple base color in some of that”
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 01/07/2026
But also these are useful things - I bet if you had a plastic cone and could finagle a stand you could DIY one easy, or they’re six bucks at JetPens so you could get one AND ALSO more pens
An Ink Miser (conical clear plastic jar on a wide base that lets it stand upright) stands in front of its branded cardboard box. In the background are several fountain pens lying on a white piece of paper.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 28/06/2026
Just showed my wife my cool old fountain pens. I am annoyed by most sac fillers so my cut off point seems to be 1960s-1970s for when I can swap in modern cartridges without having to wodge up adapter nipples and whatnot
Five fountain pens, capped, on a printed drop cloth. Left to right: Platinum Platinum (mini grid pattern), Pilot Elite (half cross hatch), Pilot Elite (full cross hatch), Pilot Silvern Ryu (cool tarnish!), Pilot Custom 70 Kaede (made of maple wood!).
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 17/06/2026
Me, smug and proud I’ve managed to wrangle all three dogs on walkies: ha ha ha yes! Me realizing once again that each dog has their own preferred walking speed and style of walk, all on different tracks: oh no oh Waugh wtf CERES NO SPRINTING
Two corgis in walking harnesses on brightly colored leashes, lolling in green grass with their pink tongues out in happy walkies BLEP Three dogs in walking harnesses on brightly colored leashes, from left to right history’s greatest monster a brindle cardigan corgi; his sister Ceres a blue Merle cardigan corgi with her head right under brown Rhodesian ridgeback Rufus, whose life and walkies are always being ruined by corks. They are on a sidewalk in front of a red brick high school building. A dwarf magnolia tree with several pale blooms is to their right.Three dork ass dogs recline on shaded green grass with a blue plastic water jug with dog dish attached in front of them. The little blue Merle corgi is the only one facing the camera and she has her pale blue eyes shut in hydration bliss.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 12/06/2026
CERES AGREES WITH ME THAT TODAY IS SHEER INSULT
A blue Merle corgi puppy lies on her side facing the camera, her pale blue eyes both alarmed and disapproving. Her ears are up for once making her look like a ridiculous sausage wolf.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 04/06/2026
I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE MY HORRIBLE LITTLE DOGS
Two corgis in a big pink fuzzy bed with a ponyo blanket under them. The corgi on the right has his ears up and is rocky road colors. He is history’s greatest monster and I love him so much. The corgi next to him is his sister Ceres, 17 recessive genes in a trench coat, her ears are floppy and her eyes are pale blue and she looks kind of fake like a muppet corgi.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 29/05/2026
Happiest of birthdays, palazan Charlie! Here is history’s greatest monster no thoughts only snooz:
A cardigan corgi curled up like a furry shrimp, his snoot pressed firmly into a pink striped woven blanket.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 28/05/2026
He deems this … acceptable
A brindle cardigan corgi with dark mask markings on his foxy face sits like a little sphinx in the crack between porch door and porch door frame. He is staring, unimpressed, directly at the camera with deep brown eyes. Give him a treat.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 20/05/2026
I loaded up their cow toy with beef liver bites, let’s see how long this takes to activate their herd dog instincts
Two cardigan corgis play with a rubber cow toy, in front of a closed bag of beef liver dog training treats. A brindle cardigan corgi with a dark mask marking on his foxy little face plays with a cloth-covered rubber cow toy on a brightly colored rug. He is a ferocious corgi and although you can’t see it in the still shot, his tail is wagging like gangbusters.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 10/05/2026
History’s greatest monster opened up the day lying sweetly by my side, enjoying snuggles and adoring me Then he heard a noise outside, gallumphed out to bay at it, and came back inside to steal his siblings’s treats that they earned for being perfect angels (he had not gotten one, OBVIOUSLY)
A brindle cardigan corgi lies on a particolored rug. You can see the long tan legs of a hound behind him. The corgi is gnawing on a chomp that he had stolen from the hound and the hound is waiting to see if justice will be restored.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 06/05/2026
AS THREATENED
Cream washi paper with a lined guide underneath, three renditions of the same text, the top two in cursive and the bottom in weird mixed case architect. 
“Do not kill the part of you that is Cringe. Kill the part that cringes.” Attributed to original author @rewhan.bsky.social on May 5, 2026
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 02/05/2026
History’s greatest monster wants cuddles but he doesn’t want me to pick him up and he doesn’t want to leave his best friend rope
An exhausted brindle corgi lies on his side on the wooden floor. Just under his snoot is a red and white thick knotted tug-rope. It is his ONLY FRIEND in the WHOLE UNCARING WORLD. The camera’s flash has given him the spooky eye but in reality his expression is tragic resignation.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 01/05/2026
I do not believe this is the case for me mostly but I do note that the fiction I like reading most definitely comes from authors who fucking LOVE non fiction and have studied a bunch of stuff and feel passionately about it so .. maybe?? There are 4 nonfiction in my current stack
A stack of hardcover books on a wooden table. From top to bottom they are:
The Language of Liars SL Huang
True Color, Kory Stamper
Cursed Are You! (Anne Marie) Kitz
The Devourers, Indra Das (this one is paperback)
A Physical Education, Casey Johnston
a Womb of One’s Own Lost Histories of Childbirtj in Ancient Rome, Tara Mulder
The Doors of Eden, Adrian Tchaikovsky 
Silk & Steel, edited by Janine A. Southard
The Queen of the Dead, Michelle Sagara
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 24/04/2026
Here is a shot of just that pen:
A Nakaya fountain pen, uncapped, lies at the bottom of a gridded page. Above the pen is written text in a soft blue-grey ink, text as follows: “Nakaya Naka-Ai
Chinkin Palmet 
(Pattern cut into the pen body, filled with colored lacquer)
Nakaya extra-fine 14k nib
Ink: Kyoto TAG Soft Snow of Ohara”
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 24/04/2026
There are seven more out of frame on the other desk! … I better write more today
Two lined trays and one fabric pen pouch with fountain pens in each slot. There are too many for a reasonable single user. Fortunately I am not reasonable.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 14/04/2026
Not really, the closest I could get is Eleuthera Island. Apparently I’m either pale jade, navy blue, or get out.
Ink swatches on gridded paper, name of ink written next to a scribble in that color, from top to bottom: 
TACCIA KOIAI
BIRMINGHAM PEN CO COLD SNAP
KYOTO TAG URAHAIRO 
BPC CISTERN
SAILOR ELEUTHERA ISLAND 
They are a collection true blues, pale greens, and a blue-green
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 11/04/2026
This book is so good and written in such a way that your average non-law-person (me) gets the legal and historical contexts But I have to take a break every section to de-stress because I had not realized the sheer extent to which SCOTUS has always been just a bunch of fucking clowns
A hardback book with an ivory-cream cover with dark blue text and crossed red quills in the center. The title is “The Originalism Trap: how extremists stole the constitution and how we the people can take it back”, followed by the author’s name: Madiba K. Dennie
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 07/04/2026
Left: ugh Boring Basic stupid little dog Right: WHOA EXCITING WHO’s THAT COOL LITTLE WOLF
Boring little blue Merle corgi with her ears FLOPPYWHOA it’s a blue Merle corgi with bright blue eyes and her ears up properly!!
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 03/04/2026
The first day Ceres lived with us, it was snowing and she slipped and fell into the pool at this corner, so I guess she imprinted on it???
The massively furry haunches of a blue Merle corgi, standing on the tiled corner of a swimming pool and stone patio. Her head is down in the water because she is an idiot who wants to drink pool water. It’s fine, it is not chlorinated.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 21/03/2026
History’s greatest monster, in a brief moment of repose in between bouts of terrorizing his hound brother
Snoot-forward headshot of a brindle cardigan corgi, his head resting on a pink and orange woven blanket. Somehow??? He gives off cop vibes :( he disapproves of how you’re not petting him or giving him your sandwich
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 07/03/2026
“Oh wow what sweetie little cuddle bugs -“ Absolutely not, these monsters have been plotting all night and shifting venue EVERY HOUR
Two corgis, the one in the foreground a grey and white Merle with blue eyes, lounging on a pink bolster, the background corg perched on a brown corduroy armchair.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 06/03/2026
@mostlybree.kitrocha.com is in her fountain pen and ink era so it is time for pink (it is always time for pink)
Cream gridded paper framed by fountain pens, the top pen is a Pilot CH 912 in vertical striped raden, the bottom is a Sailor Pro Gear with navy blue sparkle barrel and yellow gold furniture. There is a spring moon with Sakura blossoms engraved on the nib. Next to it is a Sailor Pro Gear in lilac with the TAG “little bird” logo on the yellow gold nib and some pink ink creep.

The ink names are written out in their respective inks, from top to bottom: ROHRER & KLINGNER SKETCH INK “Jule” in Sailor 21k <f> cursive italic

(Scribble) lies WHAT IS THIS INK? PINK MYSTERY!!!! 
In sailor 21k <m>

VAN DIEMENS BLACK TONGUE SPIDER ORCHID 
In pilot no 10 <f>

BIRMINGHAM PEN CO
CHRYSANTHEMUM 
Sailor <b> stub
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 04/03/2026
Here is just the most ridiculous little sausage wolf, snoot first
The long snoot of a Merle cardigan corgi and her bright blue eyes are the point of this shot, she is such a ridiculous little dog. Her long body with lil white paws and a floofy grey tail flop out behind that enormous snoot.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 03/03/2026
I had to disassemble the big pink lounge-cushion for washing, and history’s greatest monster immediately spotted how he could foil his hound brother’s favorite nap spot
A brindle corgi snoozes on two big fluffy bolsters that are meant to go inside the fluffy fuzzy pink cushion-cover behind the corgi.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 02/03/2026
It has been <0> days since a promising teal ink has broken my heart!!!!!
Cream gridded paper on which is written, in blocky all caps, “WEARINGEUL FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS” and then in lowercase “in platinum <B>”. The ink is dark teal with dark red sheen, and is smeared from right to left, a darn shame.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 23/02/2026
Gridded paper with a spiky cursive message in glittery orange ink: “Dear Handwrytten, Kindly fuck directly off! Regards, meej” 
Off to the side in small all-caps is a scribble and the name of the ink and nib size: “Wearingeul The Star Child
Pelikan m1000 <B> architect” 
Under the written message is a black, capped fountain pen with a gold cap ring.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 16/02/2026
If you see this post a character with white hair
Anomander Rake from Malazan (cover of Gardens of the Moon), a tall armored man with dark skin and long white hair, looking over his shoulder and a massive sword on his back. He is standing in front of what looks like a flying mountain and a lot of flying ravens. He’s so cool
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 15/02/2026
There is no triumph like writing down to the last drops of a full 823 (with extra fine nib for hard mode)
An almost-empty Pilot CH 823 fountain pen in turquoise cap and piston knob with translucent blue barrel. It lies vertically on a lined cream-paper page.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 20/01/2026
Holding up this photo of Archie’s glorious ears in front of Ceres so she can get it together:
Ceres the blue Merle cardigan corgi with bright blue eyes stares directly at the camera. Her ears are extremely floppy and don’t stand up like most corgi ears do. She needs to get it together, Ceres!!!!
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 16/01/2026
A little sausage-shaped wolf lives in my house and she’s so stupid and I love her so much
A white cardigan corgi with a brindle mask and blue eyes lies on a wooden floor. Behind her are dog toys and a white door.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 09/01/2026
*to the tune of “Girls On Film”* DOGS ON STAIRS
Ceres the blue Merle corgi puppy sits on a stair landing, her black-mask face and blue eyes framed by dark metal rails. Behind her, a stairs higher, is her brother the brindle corgi, history’s greatest monster.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 21/12/2025
History’s greatest monster grabs a snooze in between rampages
A brindle corgi lies half on his side, half on his back, on a brown corduroy chair covered by white and grey blankets. He looks angelic in his snooze, with a lil corgi grin on his sleeping snoot. Do not believe his LIES he almost ate my snack earlier.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 19/12/2025
YOU REALLY ARE A WIZARD, PEZ
A brindle corgi is cuddling a Gonzo soft toy. They are both on an orange couch
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 07/12/2025
I would PROBABLY be okay with just Tsuki-yo and Path for the rest of my life (but I’d still try to sneak PCB and Lavendar Black in there too)
Cream gridded paper with two fountain pens: a black pen with gold scrollwork and illustration of a phoenix, capped, above dark blue ink written “Pilot Iroshizuku Tsuki-yo - Pilot Classic “Phoenix” <M>”; an olive green ink with a lot of gold glitter written “Wearingeul Path - Pilot Custom Heritage 845 <F>”, over a red and black fountain pen, uncapped, with Pilot No. 15 bicolored nib.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 27/11/2025
SPARKLE INK UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
A navy blue fountain pen with yellow gold section and nib next to the pink translucent cap. “Wearingeul The Star-Child” is written in red-orange ink with pink shimmer, on gridded cream paper.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 23/11/2025
I’ve been writing cards for my aunt every few days. We lost my uncle a few months ago and I’m half the country away but I try sending her things that make me feel like it’s sending her a hug. Today’s is from @nikitagill.bsky.social
A purple fountain pen lies alongside a cream card. The card has burgundy ink scrollwork, a geometry flower doodle, and the script of a poem by Nikita Gill, which is as follows: 

Everyday is not an opportunity 
To improve yourself.

Some days are just there
for you to accept yourself 
and look at the clouds.

This too is growth.
This too is rising.

Just existing is enough 
on some days.

The flowers do it everyday
and make the world more beautiful 
just by being here.

So do you.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 07/11/2025
HAPPY FOUNTAIN PEN DAY these are two of my favorite pens with two of my favorite inks (this is the very last of my supply of discontinued Tsukushi, alas)
Sparkly Sailor Realo fountain pen over “HAPPY FOUNTAIN PEN DAY!” written in all caps in the purple-green sheen of Colorverse’s Pillars of Creation ink. Under that is “happy fountain pen day!” in cursive, written in burgundy-brown Pilot Iroshizuku Tsukushi ink. Under that is the Pelikan m640 Golden Sahara fountain pen, uncapped.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 31/10/2025
It is a good day to spend reading in the backyard (tucked up under a jacket, it’s dropped to proper fall temperatures at last)
A crimson maple leaf lies on mottled green and yellow grassA backyard with a swimming pool presided over by a copper dragon with wings spread wide; behind them is a gentle hill with messy grass and a black metal fence. Along the fence are two young cherry trees and three maple trees, the maple leaves going from green to brilliant scarlet.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 26/10/2025
The saddest dog to ever wear a protective band keeping him from shaking his floppy ears. This is why we don’t rasslin our cheating corg siblings, Rufus.
A long-faced brown hound with soulful brown eyes curls up with his nose resting on his own haunches, in close-up. A tight black band hugs his unseen but very floppy and very well-bandaged ears to his neck and makes him look like a beat poet.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 30/09/2025
The Siege of Rufus
A cozy office with full and untidy bookshelves, and a desk with a pink ergonomic chair in front of two windows. To the back right, a large brown hound with a chomp defiantly in his mouth curls up in a fluffy pink cushion. Two corgis face him, away from the camera, and are clearly interested in the chomp.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 26/09/2025
JINHAO SHARK ABSOLUTELY RIPS
A royal blue Jinhao Shark fountain pen, with shark shaped cap and hooded fine nib on a translucent blue section, on cream grid paper. Robert Oster Sublime ink on all-caps reads: JINHAO SHARK ABSOLUTELY RIPS
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 12/09/2025
History’s greatest monster recharges his battery in order to do barking crimes later
A brindle corgi seen top down with his sleepy lil head resting on top of his adorable little paws, against a cream and black quilt. His warm brown eyes are peeking very slightly towards the camera, very obviously waiting for the camera to be put away so he can resume his snooze.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 05/09/2025
Ceres and her napping sith master
Two cardigan corgis lying on a speckled grey and white mat - Ceres the blue Merle with blue eyes on the left, her head tilted quizzically at the camera, her brother Bonny Prince Charlie on the right, laid out and snoozing his lil brindle face off.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 20/07/2025
Darth Borking
A blue eyed cardigan corgi puppy sits on the floor beside her red lightsaber soft toy.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 14/07/2025
Today’s pens are mostly business EXCEPT FOR ONE
Fountain pens from L-R: Pilot Elite crosshatch, Sailor x Pent Philosophia Realo (navy blue with dark blue sparkles and rose gold furniture), Pilot CH 92 Smoke, Pilot CH 912 with vertical raden stripes on black, Pilot Elite crosshatch, Lamy 2k Pine (green), Sailor X Bungubox Pro Gear 4B (navy blue Urushi horizontal stripes with black rhodium furniture)
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 06/07/2025
Here’s one of my favorite fountain pens which I had actually sold and then missed so much I hunted secondhand sellers to get it back, the Pelikan m640 Golden Sahara. I inked it with my last of PI Tsukushi to show you one of my favorite writing experiences. What’s your go-to writing pair?
A golden waves-texture Pelikan m640 fountain pen rests across the upper right corner of a page with several brown ink writing samples, written out: Pilot Iroshizuku Tsukushi (dark brown with red hues), Robert Oster Australis Oak (more golden brown), standard Pilot Brown ink cartridge in a fine nib, and Robert Oster X Vanness Charred Hickory, which is close to Tsukushi but slightly more red.
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meej-faced assassin of joy @meej.dragonsworn.net · 25/06/2025
I usually figure YOLO and throw permanent inks in whatever pen I grab, but this ink seemed thick in the sample vial so I decided to try it in a Preppy first. It’s nice. Water proof, dries quickly, no flow issues.
Geometric patterns drawn in dark green ink, Octopus Write & Draw Petrol Axolotl, in a pink platinum preppy fountain pen
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