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Nathan D. Acuff

@mediocretes.bsky.social
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Cat tested, Dog approved. I write code sometimes. Слава захисникам! 🇺🇦

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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 6h
Paul: Could I be known as Big Pablo? Because Escobar ain't got shit on me. Stilgar: You are Big Pablo because Escobar ain't got shit on me. Big Pablo because Escobar ain't got shit on me: No, wait...
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Millennials, did we all get a fire safety blanket in a red package from our parents for Christmas sometime in the last five years? 
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's evil. He needs to leave.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right? At least Marie identified that people should have something to eat.
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Sole Munk @mike20490420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#NAFO - there's a poll in the NYP 😎 There doesn't appear to be any restrictions either. #Fellas get bonking this poll please nypost.com/2026/09/24/o...
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does anyone know where the executives for Quest Diagnostics are located? I want to have a very civil conversation with them about the nature of patience and human endurance.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s my second day back from Germany and I just saw this billboard. I love my country but damn.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I thought AI was gonna be like that time Hugh Jackman taught that robot to fight, but instead it's like every other movie.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The thing that separates hard sci-fi from soft sci-fi is whether or not there are jokes about the navy having bad coffee.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I feel like if the order confirmation and notification emails come from an address that doesn't accept replies, and if the product is defective, I can just go ahead and issue a charge back. I tried to contact you multiple times, give me my money back.
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Armed Maidan: Ukraine Resists ruzzian Genocide @armedmaidan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Welcome, Fella! And thanks for the great support for Wild Hornets! Stay tuned for our upcoming fundraising raffle! bsky.app/profile/arme...
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wow, what an item!
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Paying a 15% fee for the right to pay a private company money to use a parking space on the street should be illegal. I’m happy to pay for parking, but don’t charge me money because you charged me money. And yes, this applies to utilities and insurance as well.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Instead, let's roll out updates using sledgehammers.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bro I think Marvel is running out of ideas.
A parody trading card in the style of Marvel Comics. The character is named Nonna the Above and she's an Italian grandma who ascended to godhood and now has the goal of feeding all beings whether they like it or not. She is pictured descending from the heavens with a bowl of spaghetti and a glowing aura behind her, but with a sinister gleam behind her glasses. Her apron reads, Mangia o Muori (eat or die in Italian).
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How it feels to donate to @wildhornets.bsky.social. Thanks to @zoozapeacock.bsky.social and @kypainter.bsky.social for the Fella, and Slava zakhysnykam! #NAFO
A NAFO "fella" Shiba Inu dressed in US-flag tactical gear — camo bucket hat, American-flag sunglasses, and a plate carrier with a NAFO/NATO patch. It holds a revolver in one paw and a wooden bat reading "We the People" in the other, standing on a dirt road through a golden wheat field under a blue sky (Ukraine's colors). Black smoke rises from a destroyed vehicle in the distance, with drones overhead.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Shades of Exxon on climate. Their numbers in the 70s have proven to be very accurate, then for SOME REASON they stopped investigating.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
He saw, he came, he conquered.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
It’s even better if you’ve taken a quick walk in the garden first.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
This is why I switched to @kagi.com I’d rather be the customer than the product.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
You know what we want.
imdb.com
Charlie X (1966)
William Shatner and Robert Walker Jr. in Star Trek (1966)
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Do you think there’s an alternate universe where a Lancaster always pays his debts?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I don’t think he’s talking about Crimea negotiating with Ukraine here.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
When you’re flying Delta and your phone suddenly connects to a United in flight WiFi network.
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a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
Alt: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat on the school bus, saying “I’m in danger”.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
We’re saving a lot of money by just… not paying the troops: www.militarytimes.com/news/pentago...
militarytimes.com
Timely payments for Guard deployed to DC a concern, lawmaker says
A top Senate Democrat is still awaiting clarity on when Guard troops patrolling the nation's capital will be compensated for that military duty.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
If he had deployed like this during the 2020 protests, the outcry would have been overwhelming. Now he’s deploying in response to… nothing, and few seem to care.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Okay to be wrong, or, trivial to verify. If you have comprehensive tests, you can write LLM code and be pretty confident. Of course “comprehensive” is doing the heavy lifting there.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Because you’re a sinner like the rest of us.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
James Dobson has died. I’m trying not to be weird about it but damn.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Now we know how Blondie wrote “Rapture”.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I think skyrmions are from the episode where Geordi and Data have a bee trapped under a glass in engineering and the transporters are down so they don’t know how to get rid of it.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Haha, classic Big Balls.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Los Angeles has 58 skyscrapers, does anyone know how many of them were destroyed?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I just want to be able to expense payroll. I just want to pay less than 100% of my profits in taxes again. They can take out all the trash but they gotta keep that part or the US is going to continue to feel the squeeze in tech jobs.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The 2020 protests in my city were peaceful until the police opened fire without warning or orders to disperse. A lesson that I will not forget.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Dr. Fünke's 1% Natural Good-Time Single Soloist Solution
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The Village Person
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
U1 Avenged Onefold 1 Maniac
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I might be miss remembering, but I think Shreve‘s policies weren’t all that different from Hogsett’s. That made his campaign of fear very awkward.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Glad he’s going to a team I already root against.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Can't wait for Elon to update his post on this chart:
A cartoon previously tweeted by Elon Musk showing that while his political position has remained unchanged since 2008, the left has moved so far left that Elon is now considered right of center rather than left of center. This is, of course, nonsense, as he has moved right hard since then.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
What if we're actually only up to mid-stage capitalism?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Now that it's June,
A raccoon wearing a party hat and holding a pride flag, with the caption "happy birthday gay people".
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I'm always looking for new music to listen to while I work, and yet I always come back to basically two moods: Rush or The Weepies.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Yeah. The good person in me wants the bill to die knowing I can muddle through somehow. The neutral person wonders where all the people against this bill were last year when we almost passed a clean 174 fix, and why I'd advocate for them now. The bad person is mostly contemplating arson.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Yep. Everything else broken, though.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I want to be against the Big Beautiful Bill, but it also solves the one issue that I've been a single issue voter on since the TCJA, so... it's complicated. I hate that we do all these things in giant bills that no one really reads.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I really do not understand the Mike’s business portfolio. I get how hot honey and hard lemonade could go together, but where does the car wash come in?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Beans is mostly sauce.
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