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Nathan D. Acuff

@mediocretes.bsky.social
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Cat tested, Dog approved. I write code sometimes. Слава захисникам! 🇺🇦

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Sole Munk @mike20490420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#NAFO - there's a poll in the NYP 😎 There doesn't appear to be any restrictions either. #Fellas get bonking this poll please nypost.com/2026/09/24/o...
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does anyone know where the executives for Quest Diagnostics are located? I want to have a very civil conversation with them about the nature of patience and human endurance.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s my second day back from Germany and I just saw this billboard. I love my country but damn.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I thought AI was gonna be like that time Hugh Jackman taught that robot to fight, but instead it's like every other movie.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The thing that separates hard sci-fi from soft sci-fi is whether or not there are jokes about the navy having bad coffee.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I feel like if the order confirmation and notification emails come from an address that doesn't accept replies, and if the product is defective, I can just go ahead and issue a charge back. I tried to contact you multiple times, give me my money back.
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Armed Maidan: Ukraine Resists ruzzian Genocide @armedmaidan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Welcome, Fella! And thanks for the great support for Wild Hornets! Stay tuned for our upcoming fundraising raffle! bsky.app/profile/arme...
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Paying a 15% fee for the right to pay a private company money to use a parking space on the street should be illegal. I’m happy to pay for parking, but don’t charge me money because you charged me money. And yes, this applies to utilities and insurance as well.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bro I think Marvel is running out of ideas.
A parody trading card in the style of Marvel Comics. The character is named Nonna the Above and she's an Italian grandma who ascended to godhood and now has the goal of feeding all beings whether they like it or not. She is pictured descending from the heavens with a bowl of spaghetti and a glowing aura behind her, but with a sinister gleam behind her glasses. Her apron reads, Mangia o Muori (eat or die in Italian).
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How it feels to donate to @wildhornets.bsky.social. Thanks to @zoozapeacock.bsky.social and @kypainter.bsky.social for the Fella, and Slava zakhysnykam! #NAFO
A NAFO "fella" Shiba Inu dressed in US-flag tactical gear — camo bucket hat, American-flag sunglasses, and a plate carrier with a NAFO/NATO patch. It holds a revolver in one paw and a wooden bat reading "We the People" in the other, standing on a dirt road through a golden wheat field under a blue sky (Ukraine's colors). Black smoke rises from a destroyed vehicle in the distance, with drones overhead.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Do you think there’s an alternate universe where a Lancaster always pays his debts?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
When you’re flying Delta and your phone suddenly connects to a United in flight WiFi network.
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a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
Alt: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat on the school bus, saying “I’m in danger”.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
James Dobson has died. I’m trying not to be weird about it but damn.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
What if we're actually only up to mid-stage capitalism?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Now that it's June,
A raccoon wearing a party hat and holding a pride flag, with the caption "happy birthday gay people".
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I'm always looking for new music to listen to while I work, and yet I always come back to basically two moods: Rush or The Weepies.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I want to be against the Big Beautiful Bill, but it also solves the one issue that I've been a single issue voter on since the TCJA, so... it's complicated. I hate that we do all these things in giant bills that no one really reads.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I really do not understand the Mike’s business portfolio. I get how hot honey and hard lemonade could go together, but where does the car wash come in?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Beans is mostly sauce.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
If Ifs and Buts were candy and nuts, world hunger would be a very solvable problem.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The worst depiction of nuclear power in any movie is in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I just got offered the option to finance my order at Taco Bell. I can’t even imagine what the next step down looks like.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
JD Vance killed the Pope, you can't change my mind. He had access the day before the Pope died, and has a history of membership in a group known for violent anti-papist rhetoric. He should be removed from office and sent to El Salvador.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
There is compelling evidence that JD Vance killed the Pope. He had access and is part of a group with a history of violent, anti-catholic rhetoric. He should be impeached, removed, and rendered to El Salvador.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
... did you all get Theory of Mind for free, or did you have to work at it? Asking for a friend. Not even a friend. Friend of a friend. Acquaintance. Guy I overhead being mentioned while waiting for the bathroom at a gas station.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If necessary, we should invade El Salvador to rescue Kilmar Abrego García.
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chasingmicrobes @chasingmicrobes.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
When Nvidia/TSMC news is touted as a win for Trump today, remember
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Biden locks in $6.6B for TSMC chip factories, ensuring Trump can’t rescind CHIPS Act deal | Arizona Mirror
The Biden administration has finalized a $6.6 billion award for the Taiwan semiconductor giant that is building massive factories in Phoenix, amid concerns President-elect Donald Trump will derail sub...
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I'm so glad we gave up on Javadoc and Javadoc-like systems.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Last night on the way home from a play, my wife and I were driving one behind the other on the highway, having a text message conversation via Siri most of the way home. It never occurred either of us that we could just call. This is how every millennial feels about talking on the phone.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Facts about Corey Booker: - He's black - He's bald - He does not look like a bitch
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Thinking about opening a chef-led restaurant with gin cocktails and an echoey dining room. I’m gonna call it “Ampersand & Nouns”.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I’ve been thinking about self hosting my Bluesky, but other than the satisfaction of minor accomplishment, are there real benefits?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This Atlantic thing is wild. It's not just a terrible breach of security, it's an actual crime!
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This lunar eclipse is gorgeous. Sorry to everyone with healthy sleep patterns.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
"Hey Siri, play me some Stone Hot Temple Peppers or whatever" and now you know exactly how old I am and pretty much how my day is going.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I'm starting to feel like I steep my tea for too long but... idk, 7 or 8 minutes tastes fine?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Does anyone know why all the clocks in my life except for the one on the stove are suddenly an hour fast?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
If I've learned one suprising thing from Glyphica (store.steampowered.com/app/2400160/...) it's that I type a lot better than I spell.
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Glyphica: Typing Survival on Steam
Weaponize your WPM. Glyphica: Typing Survival is a single-player roguelite horde survival typing game that lets you mow down hordes of enemies in a minimalistic arena using your finger dexterity, your...
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Almost all Batman villains have a power, or at least a gimmick. What’s The Penguin’s? Is it just being a weird little guy? I wonder what @pattonoswalt.bsky.social found in his research for the role.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Well, I'm not quite fat enough for GLP1s. Anyone want to hit up Outback later?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Do you have a growth mindset, or are you in the control group?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My no-sugar-added-ketchup says it has "sweetness from plants". Where was the sweetness coming from before? This feels like "zero calorie energy drinks" all over again.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'm never not thinking about a Darmok cut with subtitles that translate the other side and make the human side gibberish.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Has anyone had success dealing with a situation where they had the same address as another building? Kind of lost as to what to do next, and would like to get mail. I mean, mostly I don't want to get mail, but the mail I want to get, I REALLY want to get.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Mars and Jupiter both looking good tonight.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I don’t care who wins as long as the Chiefs lose.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or your dive guide how much air they have left.
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Sure you tell your partner you love them, but when’s the last time you told them you like them?
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Nathan D. Acuff @mediocretes.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Gathering around the gate before it’s your turn to board the plane is the prisoners dilemma in action, and we do it wrong every time.
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