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Scott Peterson

@meatfarley.bsky.social
388 followers 213 following 580 posts

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong range anti-materiel rifle.

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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 6h
get ready
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 7h
sloth ass hands
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 8h
Do as the founders intended and play The Onion Voting Simulator 3D! onionvs.b-cdn.net/s/flag_ash.h...
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The Onion Voting Simulator 3D
I Saluted The Flag Into A Pile Of Ash
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 15h
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My Eyes Reaction Meme
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just how they talk in oklahomo
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Skeleton Burning in Hell
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Half the time the gift shop is fucking closed, but that just means we get to make another attempt. (or call the bar to have someone open it) My first visit there, I was allowed to go in the enclosure to smell it, and touch it. But it was the Twine Ball that touched me.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every summer I take a road trip to contemplate the Twine Ball with at least one skeptic. I queue up @alyankovic.bsky.social and press play as I pass the Litchfield Walmart heading east. By the time we hit Darwin the crescendo peaks and the non-believers are converted as we pull into Weird Alley.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PTL = Pay The Lady
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Donald Trump Eating Papa John's Pizza
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The pillars that hold the world aloft are crumbling and no human rule or law will survive the unfolding calamity. This is why we here at Meta are proud to present the Crotch Recorder,
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ahhhh THAT'S why the Beatles suck...
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mine is migrating from my forehead to my ears.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A can of WD40 lasts like 30 years. It will be a family heirloom passed on for generations.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Papaya salad is my favorite spicy salad.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am jelly as helly
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
East Bound way behind Ted Lasso when Ted Lasso shouldn’t even be on this list.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The MN capitol dome is based off of the dome at St Peter’s basilica. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minneso...
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Minnesota State Capitol - Wikipedia
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I propelled myself in my office chair about 6 feet straight back as if a large hairy spider suddenly dropped onto my desk when she produced that tear.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TWO old state flags.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y.G.W.Y.D
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Do A Kickflip Tony Hawk
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Such a SUPER lady!
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last night as part of their crowd work, Chat Pile said "Minneapolis is where Marge Gundersson met her friend for lunch, what's his name?" and I kept screaming "MIKE YANAGITA" at the top of my lungs but they didn't hear :(
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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"Make Me Buy A Gun" live from Friends of Friends Recording in Chicago
YouTube video by The Devil Said Jump
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In Minnesota we do not depend on Texas or Saudi Arabia for fuel. The majority comes from North Dakota and Canada. Harvest is about to start. EVERYTHING is about to double in price, everywhere. Starting shit with Canada is a clear self own that cannot be pinned on Biden.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only people I know that LOVE Cane’s are on the spectrum and refuse to eat anything other than unseasoned nuggies/tendies.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What “soil” did they get from US Bank stadium
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our very alive president
Trump standing next to Melania, saluting flag, looking like zombie
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m the best brother anybody could ever have.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
h0rk Miss you, champ.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
..with BLOOD I hope
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not fleeing fast enough.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Space Confederates
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Midweek late mornings. Costco on weekends is a physical and mental trial.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“computer room”
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh yeah, I can see it now
Adolf Trump, new dark hair, new look, tiny Hitler mustache
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
valid
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh man what’s first on the list?
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tractors, harvesters, school buses, ambulances, fire trucks…. The entire population is getting fracked and cracked to extract every dime we have. The only things getting cheaper are televisions.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how dare you make a joke on bsky
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I work in K-12 IT. I’m the guy that secretly transitions your kid.
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
VOIP provider having problems affecting a LOT of public schools in MN. The only question I have for Iran: You DO know Texas and Florida exist, right? Why nail the one state that hates Trump as much as you do?
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Gillette - Short Dick Man (Original)
YouTube video by Lautaro
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