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Meatball Walrus

@meatballwalrus.bsky.social
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The opening is just a bunch of Americans coming across a Norwegian helicoptor crew giving a dog the best belly rubs of its life.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At this point my general rule is that the more important the evelope looks the more likely it is to be spam.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why read many word when few word do trick?
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Filing this away in my list of excuses for why I only lurk.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
>Democrats never change >Posts clip from 5 years ago, showing democrats have, in fact, changed
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My "we ban insider trading" subway ad is raising a lot of questions answered by my subway ad.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If anything that turnout is strong evidence against the idea that there's a large, untapped group of left nonvoters. If Mamdani wasn't exciting enough to get them to vote who would be?
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'm not sure if they see a difference between this article and the charts you and the other chart posters post. Like, they don't see any data as being "good" or "bad", merely supporting or refuting the narrative that is being pushed.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
You actually WD vs me. I can't hardcast ferox until turn 5.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I've just been ignoring the reasoning and only looking at the results.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I DD with @skis-n-reads.bsky.social and @mutantmell.net. They can't race before Marit Lage comes down and I can't make Lage before Shadowfiend is cast otherwise it gets sacrificed so we both do nothing.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
While that is true Urborg lets me pay the tabernacle tax.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's a wash pointswise for me, but it might matter for bry keeping 1st if there are more corrections.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Does the dashboard update? I'm still listed as WL vs @brythefryguy.bsky.social and @mutantmell.net when i should be LL and WW respectively the reasons they've posted.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Bridge counts cards in its controllers' hand, so the Ocelot and cats can't attack once bridge and tongs are both down.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
vs @egirlstravinsky should be WW - Flute stops force spike from being cast or is countered clearing the way for spider who easily races inkmoth.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
vs @Elyv should be WW - Flute stops FoW from being cast or is countered clearing the way for Spider.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
vs @jechtmurry should be WW - Flute stops Smallpox from being cast, spider easily races the Sanctum.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
vs @NicholasLynn should be WD - Flute stops Bridge from being cast on the play, and Tongs on the draw. On the draw bridge locks out Spider.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
vs @nickchk.com should be WW - Flute locks out Shelldock completely, they can't combo until T2 since Shelldock comes into play tapped.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
vs @brythefryguy should be WL - on the play flute stops Anointed Peacekeeper from being cast.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
vs @lessdismalsci should be WL - On the play flute stops LED from being cast stranding everything in their hand.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
vs @tomscud and @skids-n-reads as tom said should be DL for me - Flute stops their combo on the play but not the draw and wasteland hits workshop on the play after flute.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
vs @Rnasir should be WD - thoughseize can't hit lands so it takes spider on the draw, and then flute stops the rack from being cast.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You still lose our matchup. I wait to play Squee until I have 8 storage counters, so I can still hardcast Fury to kill archfield.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Fury. On the draw this means I am playing Squee on turn 10, when I am at 11 life from Hangerback, which is just enough to race the hangerback. They can no longer attack with hangerback, and I wait to start attacking with squee until I have another 8 counters on hold so I can replay Squee post block.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Finally vs @tomscud.bsky.social I think I should WW this, but it's complicated. If they play iron spider I can evoke Fury and kill it. Then Squee comes down T5 and can race Hangerback. If they hold iron spider then I have to wait until I have 8 counters on Hold to play squee, so I can hardcast
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
vs @achilleslaststand.bsky.social I should DD this. Dreams takes Fury before they cast the Guide. Squee comes down in time to block, but not race.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
vs @materialsdan.bsky.social I should WW this. Dryad either dies to evoked fury before it can cast the Rack, or I wait until I have 8 counters on Hold to cast Squee so I can hardcast Fury if they wait to play Dryad.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
vs @mutantmell.net I should LL this. Prototype kills on turn 5 and the earliest I can hardcast fury to block is my turn 7.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The bot was kind to me this round. Vs @nickchk.com I should DL this. The bot swapped play/draw on this matchup, but also even on the play I lose Fury to Inquiry and Squee stonewalls Rootwalla, but cannot race Rootwalla. On the draw I lose fury and my land and die.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Isn't this a draw vs winner4444? Each player loses if they play their creature first, so they do nothing.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The core is good, a lot of the polish is bad. The UI is bad, it's missing a lot of the standard civ game options and the mapgen makes a lot of square continents. The dlc model seems to be the same or worse than civ6. It has the DRM nobody likes.
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Meatball Walrus @meatballwalrus.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
nosfiratu for the xmas special
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