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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise

@meandersquander.bsky.social
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You met me at a very strange time in my life. Joyfully squandering whatever’s left. Meander-friendly rambler. Sad songs make me happy. Lifelong tortured Seattle sports fan. || he/him || Liberal AF || Fuck Cancer || || GoHawks || GOMS || PNW Stan 4eva

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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 1h
Teeny says just Fuck All Y’All I don’t need no help to fall
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, just making CoPilot write “I am a failure” 1000 times Bart Simpson style
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 3h
Happy Cory Branan album release day to all that celebrate! Me. That’s me.
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Joey Tribbiani's Iconic 'It Was Me' Moment
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 15h
With everything they just fully fess up to, I can’t even IMAGINE the shit they’re doing that they’re NOT telling everybody about.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Where super yutz don’t block out the sunset” is today’s inspiration for a new playlist
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Final” is just the version that hasn’t met the 4:12am email yet
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nikko still haunts me
Nikko, the lead flying monkey, from the 1939 Wizard of Oz.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, they fixed the sync… just killed the whole feed nationwide.
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Think About It Meme with Reece Simpson
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Peacock always being out of sync during EVERY SNF broadcast is truly impressively tragic
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“The after play stuff is not us” = That IS us right now and I’m pissed about it!
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nick owes us a Pick 6
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What if Herbert just was never very good?
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fish throw. ✅ DRINK!
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stupid birds
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had to get a storage unit for my tech hoarding addiction. No joke.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I resemble this remark like you have no idea. Need a FireWire 1 cable? No problem. 100’ VGA? I got you.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This shit would drive even me to Minecraft.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same. Have you tried Widow’s Bay? I’m trying to decide if I should.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I started tucking in my shirt this year. Should I be worried?
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As if “Suggested New Albums for You” isn’t evidence enough that AI is complete hogwash. Wrong. Wrong. WRONG! You know what I listen to and yet you recommend this shit to me. Get out robot! 🤖
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hmm
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Second game in a row….. in the first half TAKE THE DAMN POINTS
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
K9… three career fumbles
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Its officially the holiday season. Lucero Family Christmas tickets on sale today. See y’all in Memphis Dec 12 fam
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re bringing an iced drink to an interview with me, it better be a margarita. Two would be best.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Ian Noe album release day to all that celebrate every 3-4 years.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That was one fine after-party that night
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anna Tivel. Tractor Tavern, Seattle. Nov. 12. $27 Thank me later.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks Ramily for the intel!
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Man Reacts with 'NO'
ALT: Man Reacts with 'NO'
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hate that building
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wishing you quick healing!
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is JSN is the love child of Doug Baldwin and Tyler Lockett?
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The play after analytics screwed us over, they run a Copilot Analytics ad. FU. Take the points.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s an idiot. Just makes stuff up constantly
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just get out of that gawd forsaken building as quickly as possible
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Amazing album! Everything she does is so authentic and vulnerable. Love her.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Woke up to a new album by Katie Pruitt. Don’t call, I’m busy.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On first listen, the solid blue vinyl sounds noticeably better. Hmm. 🤔
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey kids, reconsider keeping your wisdom teeth until you’re 60 and then needing to get them all pulled. Juuuust sayin’
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mail Call! Cory Branan you magnificent dirty bastard! I love you. -and yes, I apparently ordered two. I’ll let you know which color vinyl sounds better :)
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bingeing is a weird spelling. But no, I didn’t internet search the tv show and get hyped
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Baby's Funny 'I See You' Face
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Would a Butt Brace help?
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Finished binging Hard Knocks. LFG!
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Jenny Staff Johnson @htownjenny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My “I am not complicit” t-shirt is raising questions already answered by the shirt
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It long been impossible for me to appreciate any art from an artist I do not respect. And I don’t understand anybody that can seperate the two any longer.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kansas City fans learning about this new fangled football play called a Rush
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh. It wouldn’t be another football year without that racist-ass tomahawk chop would it?
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