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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise

@meandersquander.bsky.social
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You met me at a very strange time in my life. Joyfully squandering whatever’s left. Meander-friendly rambler. Sad songs make me happy. Lifelong tortured Seattle sports fan. || he/him || Liberal AF || Fuck Cancer || || GoHawks || GOMS || PNW Stan 4eva

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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, just making CoPilot write “I am a failure” 1000 times Bart Simpson style
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 2h
Happy Cory Branan album release day to all that celebrate! Me. That’s me.
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Joey Tribbiani's Iconic 'It Was Me' Moment
ALT: Joey Tribbiani's Iconic 'It Was Me' Moment
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 14h
With everything they just fully fess up to, I can’t even IMAGINE the shit they’re doing that they’re NOT telling everybody about.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Where super yutz don’t block out the sunset” is today’s inspiration for a new playlist
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Final” is just the version that hasn’t met the 4:12am email yet
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nikko still haunts me
Nikko, the lead flying monkey, from the 1939 Wizard of Oz.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, they fixed the sync… just killed the whole feed nationwide.
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Think About It Meme with Reece Simpson
ALT: Think About It Meme with Reece Simpson
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Peacock always being out of sync during EVERY SNF broadcast is truly impressively tragic
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“The after play stuff is not us” = That IS us right now and I’m pissed about it!
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nick owes us a Pick 6
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What if Herbert just was never very good?
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fish throw. ✅ DRINK!
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stupid birds
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This shit would drive even me to Minecraft.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I started tucking in my shirt this year. Should I be worried?
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As if “Suggested New Albums for You” isn’t evidence enough that AI is complete hogwash. Wrong. Wrong. WRONG! You know what I listen to and yet you recommend this shit to me. Get out robot! 🤖
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hmm
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Second game in a row….. in the first half TAKE THE DAMN POINTS
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Its officially the holiday season. Lucero Family Christmas tickets on sale today. See y’all in Memphis Dec 12 fam
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re bringing an iced drink to an interview with me, it better be a margarita. Two would be best.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Ian Noe album release day to all that celebrate every 3-4 years.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anna Tivel. Tractor Tavern, Seattle. Nov. 12. $27 Thank me later.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is JSN is the love child of Doug Baldwin and Tyler Lockett?
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The play after analytics screwed us over, they run a Copilot Analytics ad. FU. Take the points.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just get out of that gawd forsaken building as quickly as possible
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Woke up to a new album by Katie Pruitt. Don’t call, I’m busy.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey kids, reconsider keeping your wisdom teeth until you’re 60 and then needing to get them all pulled. Juuuust sayin’
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mail Call! Cory Branan you magnificent dirty bastard! I love you. -and yes, I apparently ordered two. I’ll let you know which color vinyl sounds better :)
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Finished binging Hard Knocks. LFG!
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Jenny Staff Johnson @htownjenny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My “I am not complicit” t-shirt is raising questions already answered by the shirt
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It long been impossible for me to appreciate any art from an artist I do not respect. And I don’t understand anybody that can seperate the two any longer.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kansas City fans learning about this new fangled football play called a Rush
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh. It wouldn’t be another football year without that racist-ass tomahawk chop would it?
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nobody told me that turning 60 means that absolutely everything hurts absolutely ALL the time from now on. It’s stupid.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe should have asked ANYBODY that has flown west to Australia before if they’d plan to do ANYTHING the day after arriving huh? Confident idiots are hillarious.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just turning on TNF Lolololololololololololololol Breathe Lololololololololololololololol
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TLC @tarantical.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dear friend sent me a wise message "Outrage fatigue is a psychological weapon. Protect yourself from it."
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m old enough to remember when money-for-your-vote was just called an illegal bribe.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s no place in the world I’d rather be today than Seattle. Free hugs to all my PNW webbed feet cronies!
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well HELLO Beautiful! How you doin’?
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gawd DAMMIT! Every tool is apparently owned by a tool.
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Lou Piniella Sweet Lou
ALT: Lou Piniella Sweet Lou
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A man who can’t remember shit gives himself crappy tattoos
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Only in Alaska do the bars play continuous Grizzly bears catching salmon footage next to the sportsball of the day.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The last photo of the sky in my camera roll from early this morning.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Watching the Seahawks preseason game from Alaska and catching up on all the idiot Seattle sportswriter drama I missed this week. Good grief.
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ok, a second Road Life add this week! I’m sorry Brandon Flowers, I was unaware of your new path. You have my attention again.
Brandon Flowers “Plans”
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I want my music app to DEFAULT to showing the song credits. I want writer listed at the top. I want the credits clickable and sortable for each and every person. I want to favorite certain recording engineers and make playlists automatically of everything they have done. Why in 2026 is that so hard?
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Tyler’s complete lack of surprise @meandersquander.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This week’s add to The Road Life playlist: Billy F’n Strings. I seemingly spend half my life on the road. This one fully understands the assignment.
Billy Springs “10,000 Miles From a Friend”
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