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she/her most cool and normal woman from New England 🔞

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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
^_^
an antenna array in the distancean antenna array in the distance
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
normal and non suspicious purse for today
metal haliburton case with kobo ereader 48 oz water bottle eos hand cream generic ibuprofen a radio and some lip balm
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this ad probably hits really hard if you run a French fry factory that's had to halt production for hours to replace the hygienic belting
intralox : connect you hygienic belting in minutes not hours
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've been clocked ( to be fair the grinder of it all is probably enough)
Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.

You talk most like someone from Connecticut — about 54% of your answers match a typical resident.

mydialect — full
Boston
Portland
New York
Atlanta
New Orleans
Nashville
Least like you
Most like you
https://mydialect.us
Save map as PNG
Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.

Most similar
Boston, MA (51%)
Portland, ME (51%)
New York, NY (50%)
Least similar
Atlanta, GA (44%)
New Orleans, LA (44%)
Nashville, TN (44%)What gave you away
Answers that point most strongly to Connecticut.

Which of these terms do you prefer for a sale of unwanted items on your porch, in your yard, etc.?
tag sale
What do you call the long sandwich that contains cold cuts, lettuce, and so on?
grinder
What do you call the night before Halloween?
mischief night
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
post something random or you’ll have an awful september (maybe september won't be so awful if my gf takes me to the brutalist mcdonalds,,)
meme asking " 😳what if we kissed at the brutalist McDonalds"
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ive had a very fun time bringing sketchy looking equipment onto public transit with her ; also she's been agonizing on this blog for awhile,,, go read it!!
beautiful red haired gal in winter jacket and a can99 mask with a laptop connected to a weird spaghetti wired camera on tripod pointed out a window on the silver line of the mbta
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
some context for the first image, if you ever wanted it: Bugs gets arrested in albania bc he didn't match the image on his id. one year later, daffy duck, having joined the marine corps, invades the prison bugs is held in and runs into him in the yard looneytunesshow.fandom.com/wiki/Semper_...
bugs bunny in black with pink eyeliner with mascara and a pink top on, looking exhausted while a border agent checks their idgray beard bugs and marine daffy holding ar 15
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
girl buying mayor of juana with her updated id
cheekface fan (cute girl)
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
certified meadow moment
meadow in black and white floral dress orange and purple hair with bangs and pink eyeliner and black lipstick meadow in black and white floral dress orange and purple hair with bangs and pink eyeliner and black lipstick meadow in black and white floral dress orange and purple hair with bangs and pink eyeliner and black lipstick
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
what if you found a way to solidify sugar free chocolate pudding made by someone whose never had chocolate before and realized the only way to sell something like that is to cash in on the protein trend and rip off no name's branding- then you would have hormbles chormbles - @philo.gay rates it 3/10
hormbles chormbles, a nestle crunch style chocolate on no name style brandinghormbles chormbles bar on some jeans, the backside say "congratulations you found protein candy" which reads as more of a threat than anything
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
not a big astrology girl, but this is cute enough I think
My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Gemini Sun, Libra Moon, Sagittarius Rising, Taurus Venus - #F6C945 #B68AA8 #8A72D8 #C98C7B.
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
cancelling Jonathan Richman because this is clearly a collab between him and Starbucks
starbucks sign I walked by that has the header "that summer feeling" and a purple and orange drink underneath it
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don't agree with his policies but he makes a pretty good cherry cola
fentimens cherry cola on a table
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
🤔🤔 🤔
P1- SLUGGO IS LOOKING AT HIS FACE IN A HANDHELD MIRROR 
SLUGGO: I CAN'T STAND MY FACE ---
IT'S SO HOMELY

P2- SLUGGO SEES HIS FACE IN THE REFLECTION OF A DOWNTOWN SHOP WINDOW 
SLUGGO: WHAT A PUSS

P3- SLUGGO READS A POSTER ON A BUILDING 

  IT'S YOUR 
   DUTY TO 
      HELP
  BEAUTIFY
     YOUR 
      CITY

P4- SLUGGO SADLY HAS PUT A MASK ON TO HIDE HIS FACE AS HE WALKS ALONEAt the ball park, Sluggo sees a sign "ladies admitted free today" and says "I wish I was a GIRL"P1- NANCY IS WALKING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN SHE SEE A GIRL WALKING AHEAD OF HER 
NANCY: I WONDER WHO SHE IS

P2-NANCY IS WALKING CLOSER TO HER 
NANCY: I GUESS SHE'S NEW AROUND
HERE

P3-NANCY: OH, MISS --- WHAT'S yOUR
NAME?

P4- NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED BY WHO IT IS, WHEN SHE SEES IT’S SLUGGO WEARING A DRESS AND A SUN HAT OUTSIDE THE BALLPARK ENTRANCE 

SLUGGO: SLUGGO

SIGN OUTSIDE BALLPARK
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
IDK about hyper,, but I'll take it 🙂‍↕️
hyperfemme lesbian
you may be into women but that is NOT going to stop you from being girly and/or extra. that's not to say that you're completely indistinguishable from straight girls; you're almost feminine in the way a gay guy is feminine, if that makes sense? it's very distinctly queer if you know what to look for.
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
just reorganized my phone to put these two widgets next to each other
oblique strategy that reads "you can only make one for at a time and a co star day at a glance that reads give yourself the gift of a good cry
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
never let them know your next move
purple haired woman ,meadow , adorned with a "listening to mitski" hat and an " I only listen to the mountain goats" tshirt
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I've obtained a device
an x-15 multi tracker tape recorder with a price sticker that says 50 on it, it has a convenient carrying case
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
smile surrounded by potato emoji
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Your result: Autistic not necessarily German about it

16% German
64% autistic
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
oh yeah before I take it off: the outfit I wore for a 5 minute hearing(?) that's mostly a formality at the probate court
top half of meadow in a brown plaidish dress with a white dress shirt under it looking at camera with her purple hair
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
a trusted source (my gf) has told me this is true 🙂‍↕️
--the lies end here--
@meadowdetector.bsky.social is a soft top
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
girl in tha woods
meadow (purple hair variant) in the woods wearing a black and white Jeff rosestock t-shirt and a black and white mitski hat, hoodie tied around her waist with her key ring slightly visible, she's making a peace sign
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
thank you YouTube algorithm
thumbnail of Tom lahrer will all go together when we go from the Tom leher wisdom channel 4.6 million views. it is a picture in  black and white of a  man with glasses in a suit
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
🎵I know, I know, it's serious🎵
YouTube video title "Banjo with whammy bar" ( the thumbnail reflects this title ) from user jackwaynekato, it has 19k likes
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
black cat rolled over on a couch
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
this birb was also shopping
bird perched atop some dove body wash
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
BREAKING: girl leaves home (to go to the grocery store)
meadow in a pink sweater with a lined pleather moto jacket and purple/turquoise hair
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
it's pfp day where you post your pfp. again. everyone look at the picture you've seen 9,933 times. obey. yeah, I just look very hot here
a green haired meadow wearing black lipstick and eyeliner, the lighting makes her hazel eyes appear more greenish
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Amazing bumper sticker spotted
I got that dog in me number sticker on the back of a truck with a picture of a Costco hotdog from the sign at costco
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
made a devil girl
girl with purple and green hair adorned with horns tattooed and on orange overalls
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
snow picture from earlier
snow covered trees
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
going to the grocery store in the full latex adidas track suit
webpage for adidas tracksuit jacket made from latex the image shows matching track pants as well, prices at $275lower down on the page where it says "best for everyday activity"
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
made some chimichurri sauce and it smells absolutely amazing and tastes even better
chimichurri consisting of fresh parsley and oregano, red pepper flakes , garlic, salt, pepper red wine vinegar and olive oil
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
:)^_^
:3 ^_^ drawn into wood of an observation platform thingy winter , snow cover landscape , dead trees
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
😌😌😌
screenshot of merriam webster word of 2026 video , the word here is blissful
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
meadow in a parked car selfie to ring in the new year
meadow looking cute in a car
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
girl in tha taco bell drive thru
meadow giving piece sign waiting for tacos and such
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
fascinating to discover that you can send a poll on a discord dm which I believe exists solely to replace notes you would pass in class like this:
discord poll that reads I like you, do you like me?
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
fluffy cow caption beast mode, but the b is cut off
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
chibi rei with the top text 2020 was and bottom text 2 years ago
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
train multi ack drifting
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
girldi-, I mean, girlcoc... gridlock energy
a variety of energy drinks called gridlock
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
few know this, but herman Melville actually wrote Moby dick as a prequel to the hunger game series
related titles (similar to Moby dick) and it's the hunger games trilogy of books
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I was really going through it last year, huh (poem by me, last september)
meadow in early autumn
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
though I know to be quick
i rip the bandaid off slow
it hurts, what a surprise?
not sure why i do it

despite everyone’s pleas,

i let the misery stay
leave suffering prolonged
and, so maybe i feel
somewhere deep down inside

like i deserve the pain

I know i’m not alone
scared to jump straight into
the unknown; where you find
new realities

but,

 the old you is always
dying, just making way
for new perspectives from
eyes you’ve had all along ‘

my Thoughts sometimes feel fake
but the feelings are real
that’s really certain, i think
i’ve got a body and a soul

but I wish i could just watch
life happen through my computer screen
a disembodied mind watching 
a boring reality show

would I yearn for this life 

if i was a brain in a jar?
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
choosing to believe this blurb that comes up when you google baby keem minecraft even though it is almost certainly google fucking up
Rapper Baby Keem used to play Minecraft on a YouTube channel called Hykeezy HD, which had over 200 subscribers. In a March 2025 interview, Keem revealed that he came up with the concept for Kendrick Lamar's "The Heart" series. The series was inspired by songs Keem made about losing hearts in Minecraft to hunger, skeletons, and zombies.
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
jib jab has pivoted to ai
jib jab ai generator page
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
accidentally dressed like the main character at the family thanksgiving lunch
meadow in black
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meadow!! @meadowdetector.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
ok 10 years or whatever
a dead eyed  long haired  17 yr old boy  who shouldn't have been as scared they would make an ugly girl as they werebeautiful green haired girl in the car no make up
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