Reposted by Maxwell DrainNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe. 219174263955
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Reposted by Maxwell DrainThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/04/2025Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Nowtheonion.comParents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven NowHUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon... 158182563415
Reposted by Maxwell DrainNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025The penguins have learned their lesson. by Susan Collins 226115161413
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Reposted by Maxwell DrainThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 03/04/2025No one ever started a trade war with penguins. Historic 841944320
Reposted by Maxwell DrainThe Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 02/04/2025For saying “fuck you” to Nazis, I hereby name Wisconsin the Greenland of the Midwest 657743
Reposted by Maxwell DrainMax B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 26/03/2025This is how it happens. 201672262
Reposted by Maxwell DrainThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2024More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets theonion.com/more-parents... 147116701342
Reposted by Maxwell DrainThe English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Welcome to our Crib 1479585570
Reposted by Maxwell DrainJust Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving. 963353576454
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Reposted by Maxwell DrainAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Thank god we killed bin Laden. At this point, it feels like Trump might appoint him to lead the national counterterrorism center if not. 330150802420
