::Nigella Lawson on GBBO::
“I must say, the lemon curd sits on the tongue like communion wafer. Melts away like Christ’s love. If only your biscuit dough wasn’t so churlish, hmm. Ah, but a heroic effort, mademoiselle.”
::unhinges jaw, smaller Nigella-xenomorph head emerges and eats cake::
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